/brit/

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this time tomorrow i'll be at wembley

Need a girl to suck on my willy

maisie

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coffee's shit, day ruined

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this time tomorrow i will be asleep

Prime Gandy lads

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sue

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mon the Fulham

Nice bit of nipplage on that bird

can’t wait to get out tomorrow night with the boys and spend the night chasing girls and drinking

>there are countries that rely on gas tanks to be brought to their home
>there are countries that don't have basic infrastructure(gas pipes)

But why? I understand an attractive girl wanting to be around an ugly girl so that she looks more attractive to other people, but are uglier girls happy to be used like that?

IT'S A BOT!!!!

No he isn't. Even military grade nerve agents don't guarantee death and taking into account various factors, like the application, means it is entirely possible to survive. Read some facts rather then Tom Clancy novels, you dopey cunt.

Why do brits get so many holidays
It's sickening

anime

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Taking a shit now lads
Getting a stiffy because of the poo hitting my prostate

need to rape

can't believe the thread moved while i was replying

same could be said about a sperm and an unfertilized egg.
Yet killing those, or letting those die isn't murder.

Because how a human person is defined is pretty hazy.
It pretty much goes like this.
Human appearance+human mind=person (with rights to live)
Human appearance+inhumane mind=person (with rights to live)
Inhumane appearance+human mind=person (with rights to live)
inhuman appearance+inhumane mind=not a person.

rip
he won't survive a second stint
reckon he'll be found hanged in his cell (with a fractured skull and broken ribs)

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utv

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i cant wait to visit gandy desu

About to finish university, just realised I've wasted the prime years of my life staying indoors and shitposting on Jow Forums.

*hugs the french posters*

no no no, mon the FULHAM, lad

yeah he is

hehe children

>Why do brits get so many holidays
>It's sickening

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Serves the daft cunt right.

meet me for a scrap outside the green man pub at 1pm

>Villa Fulham
wish both teams could lose though i'd prefer fulham come up with us

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*spills some beer on you*
whoops

its not possible for russian secret agents to make mistakes, as the man from UNCLE and james bond have taught me

business idea 25 hour working weeks

Delete this racist image immediately please.

*sucks you*

t. deano from sutton coldfield

why do you do this to us you know we can't try these things

>its not possible for russian secret agents to make mistakes
*and still be alive

Well argued, fat nigger.

so does everyone else in europe
yanks get shagged up the arse by capitalism and take it happily

I support Fulham m8, we're more into getting pegged

Remainers ought to remain in a mass grave

>us

been off /brit/ all week. whats going on with him?

birmingham > villa

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he died of arse cancer

not my fault you’re too scared to go out and make friends

facebook keeps advertising nazi facebook pages for me to join

literally trolled lmao

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good lad

Damn.. she's right....

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t. tarquin from hammersmith
t. abdul from small heath

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umm keep up with my backstory lad in 2017 I tried to buy friends and spent over £15k over the year paying for other people to do stuff with me

manyoo customer

There's a Scottish lad named Nigel at my toilplace. Absolute legend haha

spoiler that hog

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well she is right

villa till i die or get bored

umm keep up with my backstory lad I'm the /brit/ celebrity around these parts okay

dont think there's any tarquins in hammersmith?

Really don't like Celtic OR Rangers, that's a bit mad innit!!

bit fucking tacky isn't it

or am I just a dinosaur that hasn't caught up to modern ways to grieve

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remember when Trump was going to bring peace to the Korean Peninsula and end the hostilities and tension? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Damn, she isn't.

mummy asked what I wanted from the store and I told her a cheeky bit of gregg's sausage rolls and a cuppa, she didn't know what those were so I called her a dumb yank cunt! she then went off to cry dumb yank can't handle the banter

Lmao thank nigga crawling on the floor to get that shot LOL what a trooper

i am getting chinese tonight

don’t know who you are and don’t care, escape your mentally ill prison of a mind and get out there

there's a difference between you just saying fuck off (that image) and you replying to me 5 times and explaining all the shit I don't even care about (what really happened) LMAO

you say that yank as if i'm saying this shit unironically

he was an internet personality and has gotten an internet grieving

watch your mouth or i WILL destroy you

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Time for a game.

Is it Australia, Canada, UK, Ireland, or USA?

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do any of you actually go to the doctors just for checkups? Is that something young people are supposed to do?

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Donald "The Fucking Farting Toilet Orange Oompa-Loompa" Drumpf is a fucking failure and he is NOT my president.

dreadful banter

rip in piece

gotta be a kid of a midget

*likes, retweets and subscribes his obituary*

>fuck off retard
see

>checkups
lol no

impeach this cunt.

he was also a husband
it's fine for internet fans who have never met the guy to communicate in the most convenient manner, but this woman was his next of kin

no thats for old women

Bain?

ireland
plates rule out canada or AUS

Nor mine, and HELL! I'm pleased about it!

guess the country

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HA that dumb fool trying to make peace, IMPEACH

ahh
reminds me of some bent twat I went to primary school with called "stephen" and he was a foster child and he'd always get picked up from school by some muslim man

sod off mate was just bloody cheeky banter innit