/brit/

>and let you smoke a ciggie in the car if you give them a fat tip
they never let me do this even if i tip them
cunts

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Any deano man in?

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So Solid Snake

got a gay alien skull lads

its over

vindaloo was too hot but I still wanted the chicken out of it so I picked it out and washed it under the tap and ate it

bit grim that lad

hallo hallo

how do you do

do you wanna be part of the north east crew (yessaiiii)

abo's more like abloo abloo we should have wiped you all out

/brit/ is a Fulham general

Permission to Land is the greatest album of any genre made in the last 50 years

Dude spicy food lmao

I'm posting with literal chavs

Grim.

abos have contributed absolutely nothing to human progress.

a day planned is a day wasted

Abo's are kind of like moving furniture. If you ever see one up close you can see there's nothing going on upstairs

Felt like taking a photo of my infected belly button and posting it pretending it was my arsehole but it looks a bit too real so I would get banned.

for me its villa

abos got it right man, what a life to just huffa da pertrol and enter the dreeeaaaaamtime

My chains cost more than your computer mate shut the fuck up

>Fulham

dulll football team
dull area
dull semi-moneyed types

doesn't really work

> The good book says that he that lives by the sword shall perish by the sword, said the black. The judge smiled, his face shining with grease. What right man would have it any other way? he said.

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>me ? I drink, pop pills, smoke speed and inject myself with weed haha i just need that little boost you know ? dun care if i'm financing gangs with my money
>huffing petroleum from the station ? fucking subhumans

my couch doesn't huff jet fuel though

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get yourself a smoothie maker
just had frozen mango chunks and milk, blended together
i call it mango milk
so nice
better than mcdonald's milkshake
pic related is the one i have
got one for my parents and they love it too

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Don't really like either team but worse to have another London club in the premier league.

photoshopped

you’re a fucking pansy

fulham is alright the biggest "problem" is you're so close to chelsea which is just better in everyway.

LANDENNNNNNNNNNN

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is that your mummy?

>setting is immaterial

aaah yes very convincing.

£0.02 was deposited into your account

>mate can you put your trainers somewhere i can't see them? they're putting me off my food

Lads, it's 5.30am on a Saturday. I had better go and study. Lotsa luv xx

just think of them as team America still

anyone wanna buy my herbalife products?

have you ever been bullied online?

West London a shit in general

t. knower

shut the fuck up faggot face

these babies sell themselves

study what

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Villalad has been mean to me lately :(

Is he right???

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unitoil..

chelsea is good when I was buying it was either going to be chelsea or hampstead village

well it doesn't sound good

Lads when does the good part of life start? Been waiting way to long

would appreciate if someone could tell me who is going to win the world cup, so i can place a bet on that country

Need siciliANUS back

I side with the state

we're not supposed to live past 50. 60 at most if we're lucky and have proven ourselves exceptionally worthy of such a longevity

evolutionarily speaking mid-40s is even pushing it a bit.

problem is our intelligence, and by extention our sentimentality, outgrew the brutal heartless environment it evolved from

which is why we all get so easily depressed by shit that per se isn't actually causing us any immediate distress

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Are Norton tonight desu make sure to join us in the /tv/ general

he hasn't been imprisoned FFS

wasn't he jeopardising a trial he supposedly would like to see carried out properly?

what is this 13 months nonsense?

All that's been said is arrested for breaking the peace

probably won't be charged with anything at all

Who's on

Just spent £45 on a ticket to see Akala live

fuck's sake lads

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he was on a suspended sentence

Shhhh! Are Tommeh is redpilling the masses by causing Paki mistrials!

woah...

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Don't know who that is. Sounds niggerish

Ah yes, another hour of some boring Paddy manlet arselicking dull fucking celebs as they tell boring stories about getting stuck in a lift

IN-GUR-LUND mate

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Going to be in asia during the world cup, supposed to fly home on the day of the final but i might change it in case england reach the final

gammons are the new bears

dont think it's a very good general desu lad

i figured out how to make world peace once but then the acid wore off

then he's an idiot

Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Thandie Newton, Jeff Goldblum & Jake Shears

That's the one, see you there mate!

This fucking Alpha male might go to jail in France for dropping redpills about the Jews

youtu.be/gQu24WPZ6tk

in awe of your wit

a righteous idiot

>Thandie Newton
Oh yes

I will be having my night time shit mate.

One of the runtiest posts of all time

>Jeff Goldblum
Absolutely fucking not

>haha it's suddenly cool to worship jeff goldblum because he has a funny name and he was in the 90s haha le quirky jew haha memes

You’ll coward

USA

MORE GOLD YOUR MAJESTY!

It's weird thinking of celebrities as real people
I don't like it

he doesn't seem like a real person to me he is way beyond even caricature

montenegro? more like montenigger

she's literally on tinder looking for drug hand outs
state