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rorkes btfo edition

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is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

Lady writer on the TV
Talkin bout the virgin Mary

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Mfw kekistanni spammer never went through puberty and now spends his entire manchild life spamming high school kids wearing Pepe the frog shirts and drinking his soy milkshake because steaks are too expensive and too manly anyways

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They are going to legalise sports betting in America, finally they will be able to do something we've been able to do for decades.

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And Tower Hamlets has never been better since

HAHAHAHA *thunderous applause*

Ah yes Tower Hamlets, what a wonderful place to live.

The repeal campaign's clearly got some serious backing, something so fabricated about how there would be a new viral video of a crying woman every single day

BBC is anti brexit and anti white

on a hog hunt

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I don’t follow politics, what are the government repealing?

Any Whit friday man in?

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look ok i'm 33
i'm dateless
i'm kisless
i'm a virgin
but that doesn't mean i'm worse than you or you're better than me

rorke's current location

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Absolutely love that sketch, they get Hislop down perfectly

im 18 and kissed 4 people

i don't see him

Irish abortion referendum

i'm 23 and shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid

i'm 20
have had a gf for 2 years
kiss often
shag often
im glad you're doing ok in life

g-gosh i missed the new t-thread, b-better repost my old post

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In Ireland they're voting to repeal (or not) the 8th Amendment which means no abortions in any circumstances

brave...

It ain't over till it's over

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sex is disgusting

whats it like kissing a girl how do you stop your teeth hitting each other

Mfw kekistanni spammer never went through puberty and now spends his entire manchild life spamming high school kids wearing Pepe the frog shirts and drinking his soy milkshake because steaks are too expensive and too manly anyways and because he has no teeth because he drank too mush soda as a kid which rotted his teeth and brain and made him extremely obese

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Darts on ITV 4 until mdinight, comfy as

The left want to legalise killing white children, while also having Ireland 2020 which is a plan that would increase the non white present in Ireland

I'm 23 and have crippling anxiety

so are they actually satanists or what?

Somebody get this man a hat

half the girls i kissed complain i bit too much

why are you biting them

How crippling?
Can you leave the house?

>/brit/ - a BRITISH general

>'tismoyank and 'tismomick are by FAR the worst posters who shit it up by complaining about immigration

ironic huh

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have you tried lobotmy

>look who's come out of his lair!
>how are you user?

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think leftymong isnt left wing and is just trying to wind up tismo yank

kissed well over a hundred girls
shagged around 25
had one gf ever
27 years old

just naturally go with it innit, your lips will know what to do, press lips against each other, slip tongue, play with tongue
i mean tbqh there is still a little teeth hitting because my lass has some slight buck teeth but I think it's cute and we laugh

probably coz I was monged

Mfw kekistanni spammer never went through puberty and now spends his entire manchild life spamming high school kids wearing Pepe the frog shirts and drinking his soy milkshake because steaks are too expensive and too manly anyways and because he has no teeth because he drank too mush soda as a kid which rotted his teeth and brain and made him extremely obese so now he identifies himself as an oppressed fat bastard and this allies himself with the lowest dregs of society like refugees

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kissed none
shagged none
gf'd none
26 years old

kissed 2 girls both during senior school
shagged none

the blonde on the end on the left looks like my ex-gf

yep it's going to be a vodka night tonight

>your lips will know what to do,
lol really? haha what do you mean by play with tongue what with your tongue like going round in circles or something

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Lips and tongue, each person tilts their head slightly to avoid the teeth issue

bet americans used to slay in the UK back in the '50s and '60s

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choon

if teeth clink does that mean one person fucked up or both people did

I have to be drunk to go outside

>Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
Good Tinder opener lads?

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did a think

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you don't tounge kiss the first time you tit you just suck on eachothers lips

leftypol kids will have a rude awakening when they enter the real world, get a job, and find out that reality has a right wing bias

sorry lad I appreciate us fellow freaks but hope you have the power to go about your life xx

hard to explain but I never consciously know what I'm doing with my lips, it's kind of automatic. You kiss her, she reacts, she moves her lips and I react, it's back and forth
tongues tease each other by touching, sliding on one another, the feeling is very strong, it's a sensation, so it's nice

*gives you my phone number*

*simulating a girl(female) btw

Leftypol ought to be executed

Either or really. Can't recall a time when teeth have clinked for me desu, shouldn't be pressing your face into hers with enough force to actually clink.

why dont you tongue kiss the first time
why do you suck lips when i kiss my arm i don't suck

you make it sound erotic does kissing give you a boner
o does it not exist then why did I think it does

Best thing to do with a new gf is suck her tongue

what attracts you to go on Jow Forums

the jew fears an armed, white populace

alri davey boy

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you just don't

watching some black sails aka true mankino

Are you extremely ugly or just socially awkward to the point of anxiety?

(I'm the lad you're asking about the teeth and kissing)

Kissing is very underrated. A girl who says "I don't think we should have sex tonight" will quickly change her mind after some really passionate kissing that gets her horny. I get erections yeah

Damn girl you look fine, I’ll drink your period just like wine, passing wind is not a sin, let your ass be my gas mask, I always go for two, in your goo or in your poo

what if one person sticks their toungue out and other doesnt
extremely ugly dont think i'm that awkward desu just a bit autistic that gets in the way but nothing compared to being 5'3 and uglier diego riveria

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alri Sicilian lad

Just fucked up at the job lads. Had a bbq with the neighboring business and drank a beer. Apparently our company doesn't allow that and it was just for them since they have different rules. Mr noseberg got pissed off and sent me home.

Seems autistic

imagine kissing a girl ha

4 large eggs (scrambled) with beans and sausages for tea

What’s Ireland 2020?

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t. Harvey Weinstein

this
especially fun when you're just having a laugh and being cute with each other

you sound boring

Serious question how do you greet a girl on a first date? Handshake? Not going in for a hug that early

And that's a good thing

>land of the free
>can't drink at work social events

ADL unironically orchestrated that Starbucks thing with the black people

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i'm dateless kissless loser but even I know you shouldn't handskae a girl on your first date definitely hug

the media is trying to bury this story

Girls like it, what can I say?