/brit/

My diet went well today

bank holiday?!

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he looks like a german that would lecture me about american politics while talking about trains and their engines

>Your little stunt back there almost got us killed!

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a day to honor dead veterans?

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>Okay, what's plan B?
>That WAS plan B!

Lads can I have my adopted name on my passport and bank details and shit?
I literally have a girls name.

Just remember this would never have been suggested under a Labour government. It's about perspective.

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Bare BBC in the gym lads

are mick

God, I fucking despise Americans.

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>God, I fucking despise Americans.

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>The mayor's gonna have my ASS!

>You're a loose cannon /brit/, but by god do you get the job done

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Alternate between admiring America and loathing it.

do gfs shave your back? are they ok with that?

>And your other badge!

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do you actually know that fat cunt?

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I feel like I'm the only one in these threads who is really friendless in real life and honest with their posts

ayo!
youtu.be/nPjj1lM8mJk

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texting a girl
am an utter cringe machine

if she not suckin dick liu kang kick that bitch out the crib

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based ray mears

Don't get it how can that fatso be so much bigger than me yet have smaller moobs

charlotte stokely was the best looking pornstar
she should've never done hardcore though

>You missed.
>Did I?

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Yeah Mick Mchugh from middlesborough. Used to see him down the boozer

Leeist-Xiism will save Asia.

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you really don't have any friends?

imagine being a girl
literally life on ez mode

if I get pizza I'll have to get beer

fellas i went on a zen pilgrimage when i got banned

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DEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT'S AN INSTANT 'M' IF I BANG THE 4'S
KICKS LIKE A HORSE

Yes you fucking pleb. It's literally one of the most intimate things you can do, above a massage even.

LOVE LOVE LOVE how all the women at my toil center are either old or fat except for ONE who just so happens to be braindead

Did you suck him off.

so fucking hot.

how can tiny wh*te boi dick compete?

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this music is bad for society and I refuse to support it

honestly would massage my male friends gladly if they asked me to, not gay at all
just like massage in general

I GOTTA TESTIFY

COME UP IN THE SPOT LOOKIN EXTRA FLY

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how the fuck she shittin out her snatch like that

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the virgin british /brit/poster

the chad yank /brit/poster

Danny?

neck yourself nigger

any shroomtech alphabrain man in?

girls can't have anxiety

I want to die. Fuck this baby killing shithole.

OHONONONONON

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No

I'm 26

Back when I was 12-14 there were guys in high school I liked spending time with but we only interacted in school

In primary school, I'd buy marbles or other things and then run around the neighbourhood looking for someone to scam me out of them sine it'd mean they'd have to spend a few minutes with me

f*moid anxiety is just nervousness

Fookin ell why is BBC so Peng?

rorkie gets tender when he meets his match.

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brushing up my CV

it's me you need to show
how deep is your love
is your love how deep is your love
i really need to learn
cuz we're living in a world of fools
breaking us down
when they all should let us be
we belong to you and me

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Just ordered me a Moto G6. Thoughts?

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Don't worry lad I also literally have not got a single friend.
Lost them all after leaving school and Christ that was four years ago already. Four years friendless and alone. Damn. And the thing is I've been okay with it up until only really recently when the the full weight of my isolation fucking curb stomped me after I found out my ex-best friend died a while back and I had no clue.

>perfect beings
>anxienty
BAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIT

that arse looks cosy
lay your head on it

Tell everyone I'll see them somewhere, sometime

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is anyone really surprised?
'the west' has been circling the drain for years

why didn't you go for the moto g6 plus?

fackin ell

surreal how everyone for decades has joked about harvey weinstein being a gross rapist and it turns it he actually is everything is true

using pirate bay like an orc

You wish, tismullato.
I know you're a pathetic cunt that gets no pussy.

reminder this poster is a currycel

don't really have any friends, had some in HS, and made some passing acquaintances in uni but never socialised with them outside of that and don't talk to any of them anymore

best way to download music imo

Doing a 12 mile walk tomorrow

no smoke without fire innit

certified panty dropper lads

youtube.com/watch?v=6p6PcFFUm5I

>Four years friendless and alone.
Try over a decade

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>this kills the braziliANO

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steps's version of tragedy shits all over the 'gees

it's true inasmuch that he isn't actually a rapist, just a horny fat slob jew

youtube.com/watch?v=bg3qF5UPQe4

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bruh... w-would you... would you like to hang out sometime?

>inasmuch

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Almost 30 and still a virgin, pretty much been lonely, depressed and hopeless since I was 13/14 lol

sue

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You know he's literally a transvestite paki that went to prison for stalking right?

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SEETHING