/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

ancient acadiana edition

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/dakota/

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third for goober peas

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the high priest mentioned that song in one of his recent sermons

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>tfw no 5'9 southern belle gf

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>have 1lb of frozen crawfish in my freezer
>havent had cajun food in a few months
Soon.

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make it before i leave and invite me over senpai

>Getting shorter
Lowering your standards is pointless when no one is going to date you anyway user.

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yee
where ya leaving to bud
>conferring sungetche castle upon himself
who wants a castle than can be laddered in 4-6 hours

>not wanting as many castles as possible
never gonna make it

my new house

>not passing off castle to vassals as needed and sticking with cities only
plebeian
hmmm
well ill prolly make it in the next two weeks

>vassals
shitter

>cities
autistic idea, should be banned

can't be in more than one place at a time
even if you do have a 200-300 army of cavalry, you'll still have to travel across the map to save a random castle you own from a siege at any given time unless you have other vassals to deter that

how bout you play some mount and blade and then come back to the conversation sweetie :)))))))))))))))))))))))

Vassals are pretty useless at defending their land though

yeah, any other faction on a campaign will just mae them all run off, but on the individual basis a lot of times they'll scare off enemies they have a force a third larger than

as for their fiefs who gives a shit thats not your income anymore, thats the cities now

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1257 AD is one of the better Warband mods tbqh.

I remember curb stomping a peasant uprising with my household retinue because armor and horses are nice.

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played brytenwalda?

I got it a long time ago but didn't get to play it much.

Most of my singeplayer experience on Warband is either from Native, Diplomacy, 1257 AD or that one game of thrones mod.

Having said that, an overwhelming majority of my play time on Warband comes from playing Mount & Musket in 2011.

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coolios

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Nothing's more fun that watching news and political debate videos from 2008. It's full of "the ice caps will melt by 2015" and "Iran is months from a nuclear weapon.

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B U M P

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>"Iran is months from a nuclear weapon.
well they never said how many months

Merci Twingo
Maybe this is what'll get my replacement fuel tank to finally show up.

:)

:3
What brings all you other cunts here? Why do y'all feel the need to post in a thread about a vaguely defined region in a country on another continent? Not that I don't love having ya, it just seems strange considering how much Dixie gets shit on by America how how most yuros consider America a cultureless pit.

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Dunno, something attractive about dixie region in particular, I guess in my mind it's a bit romanticized, the accents, the history and all that. Something a lot different from your usual NY metropolis area, something more homely, more cozy. Dixie is rather distinct from the rest of USA I guess.

The South is the only part of the United States with any cultural value

Most good American culture comes from the South

I was attracted by an OP related to French Louisiana several months ago and people were nice so I stayed
I really don't know that much about Dixie, I'm actually more interested in the South-West/Pacific Northwest, but only because of /out/ stuff

X3
By the way, /dixie/ is the most A E S T H E T I C part of the country, it's just hard to photograph the atmosphere. We have everything from breathtaking mountain views to literally breathtaking swamps where the humidity chokes you and Gators are waiting for you to relax.

>tropical storm coming to South Walton
>flash flooding all along my hour route to work
>work might close for the flood leaving me struggling to pay bills
I-it's going to work out, right /dixie/?

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post

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hey buddy i think you got the wrong thread, /cum/'s two pages up

Fuck you

What the fuck is southern about polar bears you cunt? This is for rebels and co, not Canada's apex predator.

Of course the flaglett doesn't get the reference

Cute

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nou

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You guys ever just watch a Top Gear special and then go around looking at old junker cars online and think "yeah, I could take this through some third world country"?

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No

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Oh.

>You guys ever just

All the time

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What a shame.

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FACT- I, much like alligators, have an always erect yet always concealed penis.

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Ban assault cocks now

General Lee lives on in the hearts of the proud Southerners throughout the world.

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Georgians are the Jews of the south

if you're going to shipost use sage

he can't shitpost and properly sage, once he puts sage in the post it takes away from the quality of the post.

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stfu idiot

based stfu idiot poster

howdy, Cobb. How's it feel to know you're the least obese county in Georgia?

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boat

elaborate pls

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feels good

That's nice
>tfw I asked like 10 coworkers in Destin where they're from and only 1 of them was native
not so nice

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Sounds about right

I mean tbf most of them are still deep southern like Louisiana or Georgia but then you get Maine and New Jersey and they've been here for 10 years and I'm asking them when they're going back.

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Boat

Okay, if you're saying you're going out on a boat, say "boat". If you're not, say "BOAT"

any of you lads play dork souls

demon souls is better

King's Field is better.

not a souls game

It's proto-souls.

Boat

stfu idiot

welly is the cutest of boys

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>Russian ex messages me for the first time in years
>"coincidentally" she's just divorced and has a young kid
I am NOT falling for this.
#NotYourGreenCardMachine

dumb mgtow
pay for your wife's son's drugs you fucking SEXIST PIG

>inb4 I have a bydlo tracksuit-wearing krokodil abusing stepson by the end of the year
such is life being a lonely cucklord

is she in the US or L O N D O N or what

if she's in the US you should lead her on and fuck her before dropping all contact

>you should lead her on and fuck her before dropping all contact
yeees goiymm take the sodomites advice

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There was a brief period where I lived in Vienna and I dated her there. now she's back in Poccnr. Her family is rich though so I was (mostly) kidding about her golddigging.

>I lived in Vienna

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protip: tourist visas for Americans in the Schengen Zone last for 90 days, meaning you can basically just live in any country you want for almost three months legally as long as you know somebody there you can stay with.

I can't tell if you're approving or disapproving of what he said

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COPE

yeah i could pretty much just stay with my family in germany for the summer if i wanted to

Did you ever ride a gondola? What are the waterways like?

is your family military?

Holdup, Vienna is not Venice.
Disregard.

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It's all Europe anyway amirite

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>distinguishing between POOroPEEan cities/countries
why bother lmao

nah, great grandad married a german woman after the war. this is her family

>having family outside of the South

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I was going to give a joking answer about having actually been in Vienna, Virginia because I assumed you were joking.

I am ashame, Alberta.

that's interesting. Do you know them well?

I don't know how to feel about this comment coming from a Frenchman.

Hush, Austria confuses me.

>"by the way user, we should meet some time"
uh oh

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i'm friendly with all of them and i text one of the guys fairly regularly. we used to visit them every other summer and they'd visit us for the summers we didn't go to e*rope. I haven't been in a while though, it's mostly just been my parents going since I left for uni

>nigger you're 7000 miles away
what the fuck does she expect to happen

Got my suit

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it looks very cute but it would look better with a tie

hope the groom isn't going to pick some numale shit like superhero logos

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