/brit/

Lads.
If your gf said she had a male foot fetish and wanted to smell and suck on your toes would you be disgusted or flattered or excited?

>I told you lad, it's not a human. That's why she was 'pregnant'. She just had slightly higher chance of giving birth than a normal woman
don't get me wrong, i'm anti-life, but this is one of the weirdest viewpoints ive seen

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Why are women just not as smart as men? Why do they never think about philosophy, the human condition or the endless pain of toil.

ket is shite

Cuz they have really small brains nigga

>Anti-life
Pro choice

>I've slept with 5 women lad, one with a boyfriend at the time even

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Got a laser appointment today

Will take some pics and post to /sp/ during the Champions League, always a great source for (you)s

they are as smart as men just too emotional and physically weak so men dominate them

moni can i shag your sister when she's of age

i'll email u yea?

because they are literally BLEEDING FROM THEIR VAGINAS most of the time

women have enough on their plate already, give them a break

If bleeding from a vagina is so bad, then why are male suicide rates higher?

/sp/ is the white man's board lad.
You're not welcome.

You can fuck me, if youre white

fuck off

men are weak

>in celebration of the Abortion referendum outcome, the Leinster V Scarlets game at the Aviva stadium today will be played using aborted foetuses in place of a traditional rugby ball

they're taking this shit a bit far now iyam

>I've slept with 5 women lad, one with a boyfriend at the time even

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Everything in this post is wrong, except recognising that there's only men and women

Their brains are literally wired differently, more prone to emotion that clouds their judgment and extremely materialistic personalities.

People who do not use a serial comma (Oxford comma) are not people

>Their brains are literally wired differently, more prone to emotion that clouds their judgment and extremely materialistic personalities

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i know i just find it more funny

>the butthurt turkish blacked posters have encouraged shitskins to reveal themselves under western flags so i can filter them
i love being me

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>hurr wimmin are evil

absolute state of you incel sadcases

>t. literal mentally ill man that thinks he's a woman because he wears makeup

Look, if you spent more time talking to women and less time alone in your room watching anime you'd know. For now keep your nonce mount shut.

White men are against this because they are used to making women's lives miserable.

punched the preggo gf in the belly
wont be done for murder tho tis a simple abortion

imagine what his family would think if they found this

want to die so bad

Love women
They're soft, cute, smell nice, and I like their voices

i imagine his dad would say something along the lines of GET IN MY SONNN

Hey
*Chortle*
Hey lads
Do you reckon that uh
*Snort*
You reckon prisoners are incels?
*Screams*

>be me
>uncle wants me to check bank balance for him on a company account
>gives me 5 dollars to deposit 3 and get 2 back in change for car wash
>hot 30 year old bank teller
>calls me over nicely since I’m 6’4” and handsome
>u-umm can I deposit 3 dollars
>looks at me like I am the scum of the earth
>”Umm I guess so” in bitchy tone
>hand her account number
>looks at her screen suddenly her mood changes
>are “uncles name”
>yes yes I am
>start playing with her hair
>asking me how my day was
>do I have any plans etc.
>leave and check the receipt
>motherfucker has around 2 mill cash sitting in his account and no loans
>tell uncle about it and he laughs

Are all women goals digging whores?

probably laugh would be different if he was a girl obviously.

Was watching some New World Order by Frankie last night and Katherine Ryan tried to inject some American classist propaganda into the mix, but a Caribbean-British guest quickly corrected her, saying that it was the racism of the upper classes that was concerning, not the racism of the lower classes, who are just powerless peons.

Was pleasantly surprised.

really? losing your virginity to a grim looking porn star?

Should've obtained Bob and vagene

As I woman I know we are "more prone to emotion" but that's not a bad thing

>makeup
I don't actually but I do take estrogen

lmao

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men have way more neural connections

>The lower class are powerless

look at that kid. his dad most likely thought he way gay

this would be the happiest day of his life

>Are all women goals digging whores?
yes
that's why I laugh at these sad asian boys on reddit getting mad at white men fucking their women
It's literally just because white tourists there are wealthy yet they try to make it this whole other thing.

MGTOW is cope
We need to accept the blackpill and suicide with it

despise our politics being americanised but I suppose it is inevitable.

In the future we'll see MPs run on fuck all other than the fact they're black and gay and they're going to win purely based on that.

The only bad thing is that it is on the internet for eternity

99.999% of people arent so ugly they cant get a gf like these so called "incels"

Remember this women in the west live the easiest lives of anyone in history. They are the most privileged people on the planet yet act like they are being persecuted. Keep up the good fight.

Moni can I pound your arsehole whilst I call you Amer/Amir whatever your paki name is mate? Pretending you're a woman ruins it for me

FUCK BOY DON'T TEST ME
FUCK BOY DON'T TEST ME
FUCK BOY DON'T TEST ME

On a so-called "Snapchat streak" with the 7 lads

>Remember this women in the west live the easiest lives of anyone in history. They are the most privileged people on the planet yet act like they are being persecuted. Keep up the good fight.

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Womens standards are rising so rapidly, soon 50% of men will be incels

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If your son is gay there is no chance at passing on the family name. If he gets a mail order bride from Thailand it's not quite what you wanted, but the deed gets done

DIE

I’ll put one in that chamber, like, you wanna face a God?
Nobody face the fake fuck, aight?
Fuck us up, feelin' god
Level up, feelin' high
Feel very Beverly Hill, West Side
Bitch I feel like you never done it at Best Buy
If I hit up your daddy nigga, you best slide
If you totin' that pistol, nigga, you best ride
If you shoot that shit at me, nigga, I best die
‘Cause I’m a muhfuckin’ narcissist, tremble, you catch a clip, bitch
And you not equipped with that
Pussy boy, don’t be talking shit
Or you can meet this AK-47, it got kick back
I’m a muhfuckin' Martian, in the heart of the moshpit
Put that boy in a coffin
‘Cause the way that he talkin’
Pussy boy, don’t be talkin'
I ain’t doin' no barkin'
I'ma let that shit rip, leave his ass in the parking

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that pic looks a bit like a fatter turtle haha

Pretty much everyone is greedy, there's probably only like 1 or 2 million not greedy people and they're all very poor I'm sure

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Unironically wore my $2 walmart tshirt while spending thousands on designer yesterday

AMIR YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
AMIR YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
AMIR YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
AMIR YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
AMIR YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
AMIR YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
HAVING A PAIR OF TITS AND TAKING SHOTS OF ESTROGEN DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WOMAN

My sons will find beautiful Levantine women and keep my line pure

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>amir

first, you spelt it wrong, second, her NAME is MONI

yo turtle that pic looks a bit like u mate

>HAVING A PAIR OF TITS AND TAKING SHOTS OF ESTROGEN DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WOMAN
agreed

a woman is who/whatever the hell she wants to be

hide your girlfriend... im headed out for the day

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moni is a beautiful white girl yes

let's give amer another gender dysmorphia episode

that's a pretty huge thing though
hurts employment

The dash, a digi', the schedule busy
My head in a hoodie, my shorty a goodie
My cousins are crazy, my cousins like Boogie
Life is amazin', it is what it should be
Been here for ten but I feel like a rookie
I tell her, "look up" 'cause it's snowin' in Tootsie's
Booked for three years, man you can't even book me
It's me and Lil Baby, this shit goin' crazy
Wheezy produced it and Weezy F. made me
And she held it down, so she got a Mercedes
Young Money Records, the Army, the Navy
They ran me ten thousand, I threw it like Brady
The foreign is yellow like Tracee and K.D
I trusted my niggas, they never betrayed me
Met all these niggas, they sweeter than Sadie
When I started out, I just took what they gave me
Did all the favors, they never repaid me
It worked in my favor, 'cause nobody saved me

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s nasty and gross farts.

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turtle are you listening mate this pic looks a bit like u

he's given up on the white thing actually

how do I explain to the protogf that I have to be heavily sedated on benzos just to be able to speak to her

I'm not turt

when moni goes out in the street she might get attacked or even worse raped

the plight of a woman

just say you have a bird brain

who got

>handing your estate to some Thai prostitute's family

Wise choice.

Free Tommy Robinson

Wear this shirt

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heh in london it arrived yesterday

My penis, Emma Watson’s vagina; a match made in heaven.

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I'd defend her, even if it meant losing my own life

The UK is a police state.

The UK government can throw people in jail, and ban anyone from talking about why they did so.

Appalling and contemptible.

#FreeTommy #FreeTommyRobinson

Nah he will look completely different by the time he is 23

I WANTTTT MY OWNNNN TVVVVVVV

well, do you?

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