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Why are they called that? Do they help you poo?

friend of mine form sixth form did this for the entirety of uni
he had a really bad dota 2 addiction so he'd just sit in his room playing it constantly and he'd just be screaming at people, and occasionally making silly russian voices

god i wish i could ignore girls

salty milk

shan't be clicking on these

Apparently an autist can't even put gift vouchers in envelopes at an appropriate speed for toil berg.

Watch this

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apart from the anime what's so wrong about it

>Those pictures
Literal nonce.

varg will one day get assassinated by the italian mafia

grim

Wew these adults are huge assholes

Sacked for what

Maybe. Convince me

>Unironically say "toil" instead of "work" irl

>Also use "runt" on occasion

>People find it funny tbf

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What the fuck?

leave our beautiful princess alone

weird how a brainfuck like LSD is still safe for you short & long term

it's LITERALLY a virgin freak room, no furniture, no nothing

digestives + tea is a god tier combo
why people say british cuisine is terrible is beyond me

>People on /a/ thinking they're too good for anyone or anything

Embarrassing

Being too slow and making too many mistakes.

anime is poison for impressionable young western males

She doesn't have the rank of Princess. She is a Duchess.

cannot stop farting

sad cunt tbqh

I can't hold down a job because managers are shithead powertripping cunts and I refuse to be treated poorly because your wife is pregnant or you've got a crying baby keeping you up all night

anyone here played cunt wars?

hey my local 'upermarket doesn't have choc wheatens anymore

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that's why Beto is so fucked up

nth for PATRIOTIC ENGLI- err, BRITISH SOCIALISM

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omg lads

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Got told off at work for speaking negatively about work to colleagues.

boss said that the quality of my work was great, but that some people had mentioned i'm a bit negative about work in general, even though he never detected anything regarding that personally.

that said i do whinge about the fact that work exists as an institution

ACTUAL nonce

hey fuck you, she's the people's princess

Nah. You can't hold down a job because you are a pathetic waste of space.

Mosley and Orwell, two sides of the same quoin

i got sacked for this amongst many other reasons

Good man

By the very nature of royalty there is no such thing as a people's princess.

nothing wrong with sleeping on the floor and he has a desk for his computer
whats the problem

Thinking about building a guillotine in the garage to kill myself with, shame we don't have guns, was going to pay to go clay pigeon shooting and borrow a shotgun then just load it and shoot myself in the head but they use weak cartridges.

nah
not my fault managers are all cunts

don't have a problem with abortion. liberals and lefties are just committing genocide on themselves, stopping themselves from breeding. conservatives don't have abortions and they have plenty of kids who they'll raise to be conservative.

Ignatiev's study of Irish immigrants in the 19th-century United States argues that an Irish triumph over nativism marks the incorporation of the Irish into the dominant group of American society. Ignatiev asserts that the Irish were not initially accepted as white by the dominant English-American population. He claims that only through their own violence against free blacks and support of slavery did the Irish gain acceptance as white. Ignatiev defines whiteness as the access to white privilege, which according to Ignatiev gains people perceived to have "white" skin admission to certain neighborhoods, schools, and jobs. In the 19th century whiteness was strongly associated with political power, especially suffrage.

they're developing AI badges that monitor where you are, what you're doing, who you speak to and what you speak about to "improve efficiency" and "enhance security"

Won't be long before you can't speak negatively of your employer without being called in to the office

t. waste of space

Da Queen be Queenin

wrong

god is black

they'll never be able to read what's in here mate *taps head*

any fans of quim in?

stop making assumptions
you're not good at it

SHE IS NOT A FUCKING PRINCESS

SHE IS NOT A FUCKING PRINCESS

SHE IS NOT A FUCKING PRINCESS

SHE IS NOT A FUCKING PRINCESS

can't be dealing with toil in the morn

just cannot be dealing with it haha

I also refuse to be treated poorly so I make sure to take a keen interest in the manager's goings on. I noticed my manager accidentally sent a sensitive email out to multiple people she shouldn't have but nobody noticed and she took me in for some disciplinary bollocks for a simple minor human error in processing something and now she knows I cna get her into way more trouble than she can me and she lets me talk abojut sex to her all day again now and feel her up

god is Chinese actually

>nothing wrong with sleeping on the floor

virgin freak

its just stuff like saying 'back to drudgery' on a monday morning or saying 'that sounds like a lot of work...' or 'only 6 hours to go!'

apparently the other wagies crabs-in-a-bucketted me and told toilberg on me.

god isn't real

t. runt

you wouldn't be saying this if she was white British

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No toil for me tommorow
Take that toilberg

Yes I would, KATE IS NOT A PRINCESS EITHER

you're still doing it
you're just embarrassing yourself at this point

DO DO DO DO

NGUBU

DO DO DO DO

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if I died, went to heaven and saw a chinaman on the throne I'd presume I was in hell

Irish did have feuds with other immigrant groups, but I don’t think anyone ever called them not white

I know the KKK didn’t like their Catholicism

Big fan of 'diversity' measures only included blacks and the bad indians (pakis), not chinks and real indians
REAL BIG FAN of it not limiting the number of Jews

I said the same thing about Diana though.

A full comprehensive list of /brit/ gimmicky slang

Built for BBC

>toilberg fires you for being a bit mopey

cry more wog

let me upgrade that toad for you lad

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>Built for BBC

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mined if i join yU?

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Aye

you literally cannot be negative towards work mate

i guess its because it brings the mood of the camp down but still i think its fucking ridiculous i got sacked at my last job for it

sleeping on the floor and on your back is literally good for you lmao

I'm a manager at an office. Tbh I would fire most of you if I found out you were one of my employees.

primus poster that you

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Say toil and call the place of work the toiletry irl even to Nosbergs face (in a jokey way) and one of my colleagues is a fellow /brit/ poster and he always tells me to stfu about it
Oliver if you're here hi it's James. Don't feel uncomfortable that I've given our names you paranoid fuck Toilberg'll never find out you daft twat haha

Anyway how's your evening?

alright:

peps - meaning shoes
skot - means people from scotland
law - means a dog
scraps - means food
clooning - means to sleep

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