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wew lad

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me yamagucchi k? have coffe, effortless style ba.

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need a job in NZ but got memed into doing a history degree so there's no fucking way i'm collecting the (1.0 × 10^100) immigration points required for permanent residence

Can't decide if I enjoyed this more than I did Lone Survivor

Thoughts on either kino?

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really like dua lipa and two door cinema club

volcel uprising

this yamagucci thing is great aha

love this shit lol

Your Group Practice offers you a choice between the doctors in pic related. Which one do you book an appointment with?

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*posts in the new thread*

Was kicked out of Spoons last night for shouting "garcon" at the servers from my table

janny's on his way. enjoy your perma bans you fucking niggers

lmao

nigger runt life

sue

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have an early night or sniff the rest of this ticket

real dr.
the rest are quacks

Just think how powerful Gamers would be if we all banded together...

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literally pissed $220 (two hundred and twenty united states dollars) down the drain on roulette this weekend. might do myself in

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Wish I was a musclebound pitbull running round mauling people all day

just got some ice cream and you wouldn't believe how many fat fucks were there

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should I learn piano or guitar lads

I stuck a tenner on the other day and came out with sixty. It was a modest win but very pleasurable to say the least.

keytar

at least 1 (you)

smells like bushfire today

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mum's lit her pubes on fire again? haha

This map genuinely terrifies me

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I'm ugly and boring, why did this normie girl agree to go out with me? We get on well but was it out of pity? Does she just want a shag?

neither, physical instruments are obsolete
learn how to use ableton or FL studio instead
im being completely unironic by the way.

They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the most demanding tasks. Over, and over, all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish ourselfs doing things others would consider torture because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time minmaxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of DPS.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big sisters laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

ungrateful little prick should be glad he lives in a 1st world country

Just went downstairs and caught the parents watching This Is England. Chastised them for watching leftist propaganda trash.
Here are some of the messages the film teaches the audience:
>being white is shameful
>being English is shameful
>you must throwaway your identity, culture and flag
>black people can do no wrong, but if they do, it's white peoples faults
>bmwf relationships are beautiful
>minorites are literally under assault from white people 24/7
>seriously, FUCK white people

Produced by Film4, a PUBLICLY OWNED company. They're literally using YOU against YOURSELF.

the tories...

lmao

Going to join a boxing gym filled with ghetto nigs. Excited and a little nervous 2bh.

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I like it

ay
fuck you mang

maybe you arent as ugly and boring as you think

fucking screaming

the rafters will come down any minute under the tremendous force of my bellowing

dave's off his meds again

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does anyone else remember that autist who tried to prove he didn't molest his 8 year old sister by masturbating with poop?

How come the only British girls that look good are Kosovan or some other ethnic? Anglo slags are hideous.

cursed link: youtube.com/watch?v=peOOTd22mi0

If this is 'tismoyank I hope those 'groids give you the leathering I wish I could

posted the wrong one mate

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despise yanks, FOY!

because anglo girls put about 10 pounds of make up and fake tan on and they look awful, even if they're qt without all that orange shit on their face. i don't know why they do it, it's beyond me. thank fuck for goth girls.

Do you think she enjoys a bit of bumplay?

>Kosovan
why the fuck did you pick that as an example you dull seppo cunt?
anyway you get done proper mint birds down in Bradford

wow... powerful...

I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I play games. And I normally just shrug and say "It's a hobby.", but that's a lie. Because when I'm in game, I'm at home. From the flames of cataclysm to the icy mountains of Tamriel, anywhere I venture, is a place I love and know. My entire life people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be. But when I told them I wanted to be the captain of a ship, a spaceship, THE spaceship that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them to them a grip on a reality means the American dream, working nine to five crammed up in a tiny cubicle having two-point-five kids, a two story suburban house and a white picket fence. I divorce once, and I'd have debt into my early thirties because I took some bullshit university degree that's suppose to help me in the end.
This isn't reality, this is just a dull outlook on it. Now I understand it's human nature to achieve greatness, but I can do this as Commander Shepard, I don't need a degree. And if I want to go on an adventure I don't ever have to leave the comfort of my home. Yet, people spend an entire salary to travel and I can't help but laugh.

I have like 4 friends and have neve received any attention from girls
im a mong
she puts effort into her convos with me too

really what the fuck is going on it's so confusing

always assume pi = 3

Looks too much like her sister there

dixie twats are still yanks i feel as if some dont understand that and are confused

I've single-handedly stopped a reign of ancient wyverns from destroying a nation, but before I could do that do I had to:
• Learn their language
• Become a master in Swordsmanship, Smithing, Archery, Defense, Magic, Speech, Hunting and Thieving!
Not to mention I had to take down an entire fleet of assassins along with a brigade of smugglers before I could even START my lessons in Dragon's Speak. I've always enjoyed an adventure, but I hated pawning my limbs to afford an eighteen-hour car ride. And aside from being told that I can enjoy a white-picket fence at the end of my career, all my years as a student was balance between Fractal Formulas and believing I never be able to love which is literal INSANITY. I've saved Princess Peach. I wanted to be the guy, and I became the guy. I saved Bandage Girl. And I've been Link for generations just to save Princess Zelda. But yet, I'm the eternal virgin, I'm the guy that's never going to love.
And sometimes this shit doesn't make sense to me, why people assume that I need to be out doing something and away from home to have fun when I have my own reality grasped between my hands. I have my own world at my fingertips, if I screw something up I can rewind time. I can't do that in real life, but when I'm in game I'm free to what I please, when I please, I'm free to enjoy things the way I want to. I can build my own Kingdom and lead my people to freedom because I'm the mind behind the game. I'm the one who enjoys these games.
I am a gamer.
And I always will be.

I'd give the bed a good rocking with Emma Watson in it.

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yeah mate we remember you what are you gonna do this time

New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.

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glad i sold my ps4 and all my games desu
vidya is a complete waste of time

Major respect bro... one nation.. one gametag.. smoke up and jah blesss....

"The fascists of the future will call themselves 'gamers.'" - Winston Churchill

He knew things we didnt

idk im a virgin freak but if i were you i would go with it. she might be trying to save you from your life of self loathing, masturbation and anime.

might filter yanks
odious little polyps they are

think im in love lads

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If we met in real life you'd be calling me Sir

life is about killing time until time kills you

gday ross the names melvin but people call me melv for short

why is the idea of something always more appealing than actually experiencing it?

Erm, OP pic you fucking brainlet. No wonder Nigerians outperform white Brits in testing lmfao

oooo mr 'ardmans having his first little boxing sesh and hes very nervous about all of the scary ethnics that might punch him in the face! now call me sir

Verbal couture
Parkour
With the metaphors
The flow house of horror
Dead bolted with metal doors
Grinch bitch
Six sense
With a nose drip
Mind skydive
Sniffing bumps
In the cockpit
Locksmith of Hip Hop
Appraisal the wrist watch
The rocks bout the size
As the teeth in Chris Rock's mouth
Sock out the mic
Prototype for Adderall
Your work killing fiends
Cause you cut it with Fentanyl
So much coke
Just to sniff need a ski lift
Flip your table over
If you cut it with the bullshit
Nose bleeds red carpets
But it just blend in
Snapping pictures
Feeling my chest being sunk in
Live a fast life
Seen many die slowly
Unhappy when they left
So I try to seize the moment

Funny how it happens
Who ever would imagine
That jokes on you
But Satan the one laughing

Ain't it funny how it happens
Ain't it
Ain't it funny how it happens
Ain't it
Ain't it funny how it happens
Ain't it

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Dua Lipa isn't that attractive. I just don't understand it.

Should the world thank England for liberal democracy?

wish i never got a gf

was quite contempt not having one but now having a ex girlfriend i can't get over is ruining me

is it doo-a or dwa

being bent does that to you

I wonder how ghastly and rank her farts are.

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the moon gf

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Its like idealism and physical application

never truly comes to fruition

Alri Pozzford

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ah yes

26c in my room

how it gets warmer at night, with both windows open and curtains shut, than it is during the day when the sun is glaring through the windows for several hours is beyond me. as in i unironically dont know how that is scientifically possible

its about 4-5 degrees warmer in the room at night when its dark and only 13 degrees outside, as opposed to the day when it was very sunny and about 26c out today. daytime temperature of the room is around 20c, night time often 25c+ in the summer
shouldnt be possible from a thermodynamic standpoint

bumder

Same la. Might be meeting with her next week as well