/brit/ jewish fashion edition

girls born in 2008 can already lose their virginity

Born in 1985, have had sex

What's it like being a boomer?

What were the 90s like?

Fucking epic

t. 90s kid (only we get it)

need a small loan

The Yanks having a meltdown on Jow Forums over Tommy Robinson is fucking hilarious

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Born in 1995
Quite easy to calculate my age thanks to the 5.

Free Tommy Robinson NOW

born in 1924 and i'm still a virgin

23?
94?

Born in 1988. You faggots will never get to enjoy the GOAT 90s.

Hello my great, great uncle.
It's okay.
I'll be your age one day with no sex.

*gives you a gold star*

you are all based because you are virgins

No. The longer he stays inside, the longer I can laugh at your mental bastard countrymen sperging out over muh freedom of speech

I will be, but my birthday is in the latter half of the year.
Check my life dubs.

Free my nigga tom Robinson

born in 0 AD

Jennifer Connelly in the film Career Opportunities

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What was the Roman empire like?

henlo jesus

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had sex 8 times in the last 2 days

>AD
i think you mean CE sweetie

mums having a go at me for drinking too many cans of fizzy drink, telling me to drink juice instead even though I brush my teeth with an expensive toothbrush and haven't needed to go to the dentist for years.

born in Mycenaean Greece and still a virgin

parents are worried that i might remind virgin for the rest of my life

lost my virginity in the great sack of rome

What went so horribly wrong?

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romans were alri
problem is another group of people...

Enjoyable.

Get in here and goad the Yanks. I'll give you a tenner if you can get one to threaten to shoot you with his gun.

you got a laafter loicence there?

children aren’t welcome in /brit/

tell her juice is no better its sugary as fuck

when did the edition start going in the subject field

not a fan

its just melvins gimmick
no one likes it

For me it's water

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rasheed

he didn't shave well and got a bit fat

Thought going to jail in the UK for saying words was a joke.

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What movie is this?

no we don't have free speech here.
i'm pretty sure the only reason people bang on about 'freedom of speech' is from watching american movies.

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I'm sure there's a lot more to the tommy robinson case than >omg political prisoner!!!!

tyrone

...

he was risking a mistrial while he has a suspended sentence

Oh life

if you give a shit, the information is out there
if this was a veiled attempt for a spoonfeeding then I don't want you to call bias so go do it yourself

strawpoll.me/15789126
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don't care about tommy robinosn

don't care about pakis

don't impact my life and i will leave the UK soon enough because the UK is a shithole these days regardless.

Crazy how our body temps are so hot but we don't feel it know what i mean

shut up you fool

you're going to run out of places to run eventually

just go straight to saudi arabia and save yourself the trouble

On the toilet at the toilet lads

Gonna watch this movie now

I hope you’re not one of those brits in that thread because that’s really embarrassing

uhm, did I ask for your opinion sweetie? xx

life for westerners in arab countries is pretty kino though. the whole rich expat getting drunk in secret whilst earning a fuck load.

would love to live an expatty life in somewhere like tangiers morocco or formerly in beirut

*escapes the master's vigilance*

waiting outside the toilet to jump some nerd i saw walk in

>don't impact my life and i will leave the UK soon enough because the UK is a shithole
hmmmmmmm

VERY pissed right now.
Might have to sleep.
How shall I avoid the hangover?

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I hope not, I didn't give it

what went wrong with you

i don't have a daughter so it doesn't personally impact me if there is a weird rape crisis

i'm not dumb enough to piss off the state, so it doesn't affect me if they want to throw people into jail arbitrarily.

the fact that i can't afford a house, that wages don't keep up with prices etc etc - that makes the UK a fuckhole

It's really good

what region of your arse did you pull that out of

muzzies are fleeing their homes in droves like rats on a sinking ship and you think it'll be a nice change of scenery?
you're batshit m8
go live in a log cabin in chichester and pretend you're in tibet

Anime + internet during puberty

*mogs you infront of your mum*

father used to live in abu dhabi. had a blast apparently

Drink water and flush the toxins out and eat some bread.

>He thinks westerners in the oil-business in the gulf arab states don't live gilded lives of luxury
>He thinks there aren't these weird communities of rich western expats in places like morocco and formelry in beirut and perhaps cairo

Profound life-changing spiritual experiences occur 30 minutes to an hour after rectal administration of LSD, effects lasting 6 to 11 hours.

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>the fact that i can't afford a house, that wages don't keep up with prices etc etc - that makes the UK a fuckhole
you need to get some new material Abdul, you’re here literally every minute of the day

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good post, tarq and the blind will disagree, but you're perfectly right

>and eat some bread.
Would that really help?
I will indeed do that, especially the drinking water since that seems to help tremendously.

this
it's fucking tedious

They don't do it in secret Western compounds sell alcohol just fine dummy.

OMG

Was me who punched him ehehehe

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A mistrial was probably a long way off tbf.

*sends some positive vibrations towards him*

start making houses affordable and start paying me more and start making grocery/gas/electricity bills lower and planning tax rises amidst the reduction of government services.

then i might start saying the UK is not a fuckhole and i want to stay here.
that's what i mean, they do it away from the mainstream