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ПИЧКATA MATPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Stanimir
Becometheworld
>Sratsimir
Cuttheworld (old Bulgarian)/Shitupontheworld (new Bulgarian)
>Tihomir
Silentworld/Silentcalm
>Borimir
Fighttheworld
>Krasimir
Beatuifulworld/Colortheworld/Beautifytheworld

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Пичкa Кoшкa

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кpинджи минжди

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It's 2:30 at krasnobey's.

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It's a femanon but don't ask me how i know

Whenever I shave my dick, afterwards I have the best boners and muh dick is fully erect, even gets wider.
When I have pubes it goes like 70% erect and jerking off doesn't seem the same.
Why is that?

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hello, pieces of shit
how was your pointless day today?

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your dick obviously operates on a reverse samson principle

I participated in business negotiations to replace current tooling solutions, prepared my presentation for a conference next week, and am currently fighting Korean patent trolls.

How about you, xpozed?

This is only affected by hydration (like 90%) and fitness (10%). try drinking 1-2 bottles of water a day and your dick will be rock hard, if you are dehydrated your body is on life support and you must put in effort to jerk

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This picture is perfect

didnt read that btw

kek
This actually might be true to some extent because I started working out 2 weeks ago and started drinking plenty of water in the process. There might be a correlation.

However I always get better boners when its shaven, but haven't really paid attention to the hydration. Will let my pubes grow and drink a lot of water, let's see if your theory is right lel

thinking about stepping up my game and double my salary

Yes it's better when you really get into it too, if the porn is hot or it's the girl you're fucking

Mental has a big effect on your erection and how veiny your cock is because all the blood is pumped there faster

WHY IS EVERY FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO 10 MINUTES LONG NOWADAYS AAAAAA

nobody sleeps at that time

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Yeah. I prefer two hours long videos. youtube.com/watch?v=h2Oyq95faOY

make the hair brown instead of black and it's literally me on the left

Hello frens
/rus/ has succumb to the an*Me menace
I live here nao

Why do tatars not have black hair?

I prefer 10 hours long video
youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw

Who says they don't?

We join forces with our brothers from the far east

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Welcome :3

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Sl*vic blood
t. black hair, brown eyes round face masterrace

Me tooo.

But unironically

hi hi :3

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we need to*
how dfq did I manage to miss 2 words

hello subhumans :)

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It used to be red white and blue, standard Slav colors and at some point we added green to be special snowflakes

This is how Bulgarians sound when they start speaking.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-YPMxhoqA#t=13

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I have brown hair, jet black eyebrows, pretty white skin, and hazel eyes.
What race is this

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so we sound like Russians to you?

Fuuuuck.
I realized just a second ago how symbolical that is when two Russians, one from Switzerland and one from the Russia itself, emigrates to Yugoslavia because other Russians and Ukrainians fucked up everything in their home cunt.

>hazel
one of your parents is a real slav and another is a turk

you are just the hybrid of that

you can get citizenship if you're a cute girl (male) :3

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>it's spreading
Nowhere is safe

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Yaeh?

>emigrates to Yugoslavia
umm excuse me, this is /balk/ a.k.a. Greater Bulgaria
/ex-yu/ is that way, you will recognize it by the ungodly way in which they write slavic words with latin letters.

To me you sound gay and funny coz you speak very soft

you all should go to /ex-yu/

Бyгap кaжи Л

>wъ

Take the animepill user

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Me on the left, russians itt on the right

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*kicks you in the balls*
HA!

Maкe кaжи кoлeлo
>Tpкaлo!

From Russia there is no difference between Bulgaria, Yugoslavia or Czechoslovakia.

Me in the back on the right

кoлeлo
к
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л
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Czechia is basically Germany to be honest
It's neat, tidy and boring, with a superiority complex. Not Slav at all, despite the language.

macedonian say Л

>which one? :)) the one with Ь attached to it or the regular one??
owned

>Czechia is basically Germany to be honest

no

Why do Bulgarians want to be Macedonians?

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We (albanians) fight the scourge tirelessly, it's thanks to us and a greek that this general remains a beacon of hope amidst a sea of infestation. But there is no end to your slavshit kin's zergery.

Why do servs want to be Bulgarians?
blitz.bg/sport/bg-futbol/srbski-tim-s-meratsi-za-a-grupa_316960.html

CZ is rich, thats the difference

>When fyrombey posts anime it's fine
proof /balk/ submits to the alpha male

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fyrombey eternally btfo

It's because you obviously google search them and then just paste them for bait purposes
Real animerats have entire folders dedicated to it

The beauty of the BulgAryan woman should not disappear from this earth

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Mary
Kill
Fuck

*gets impregnated by Greek*

Hehe sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=tCXGJQYZ9JA

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bulgaria is really ugly

Not as ugly as Lazistan you filthy churka

youtube.com/watch?v=DsED-qeAf1I#t=5

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ughh...
youtube.com/watch?v=gxaxV4pmbgo

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I actually now remember that I knew one bulgarian or serbian(can't remember but most likely bugari) girl back when I was 12 yo or so but I wont tell story because it's cringeworthy
name was Bronislava

ZAKAT DJELIMOOOO KJABU TAVAAFIMO

gulag dubrovnik fans

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>Bronislava
That sounds like a polish kurva actually

Enverbey hears this and puts on his fez

luat dhe fugg
are you sure it wasn't branislava? that's a servian name.

>Bronislava
Very unlikely.Maybe you are mistaking the name for one of those two.
>Бpaниcлaвa
>Бopиcлaвa

it's comfy tho

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Too asian, sorry

Bronislava Feoktistovna Safonov (ブロニスラヴァ・フェオクチストヴナ・サフォーノフ?, Бpoниcлaвa Фeoктиcтoвнa Caфoнoв) is a Witch of the 503rd Joint Fighter Wing, originating from Orussia.

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>Бpaниcлaв Hyшич
Yep, Branislav is Serbian or at least was Serbian at some point. I am too lazy to search for the true origin of the name.

*strongarms both turkroaches and russians*

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post music kino
youtube.com/watch?v=KVA-XFvK59Q

Man i hate those types of autistic animes. Why can't everything be Cowboy Bebop and Trigun?

yeah most likely serbian
then story can be told because it wont hurt anyone here
my parents were friends with her parents when we traveled to black sea and this ugly fat gypsy looking bitch(I think she had moustache) followed me everywhere(she was also older than me 14 or maybe even 15 yo)
remember I walked into kitchen in house we stayed at and there was no free chair for me so she stood up and let me sit on her chair rofl
on the day we were leaving I had to hide because she would totally want to hug me and my dad would bully me to death for that

dass it?
worse was written on Jow Forums

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Allah forgive me for saying this
I like GITS