Jow Forums is full of people complaining about not having a gf despite being ripped

No homo tho senpai

no one here is rich

they complain about manlets with gfs

I think I'm ready to accept being below average and get a below average girlfriend.

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its almost as if everyone on Jow Forums is an autistic wierdo

feel sorry for yourself

Let's be honest
Only Jow Forumsraelis can achieve enlightened NEETdom

>ITT user complains about Jow Forums complaints on Jow Forums

No. This site is very bad for your mental health and surrounding yourself with people with a defeatist attitude and low self-esteem causes your brain to think the same way and warp your world view.

>people with shitty personalities that spend too much time on the internet have a tough time getting girlfriends
whoa bruh

can confirm, I'm a skinny manlet with cute face who gets hit by random teens, too bad I'm 28.

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this

onions

>/co/ filled with people have no problem getting GF

My wife and I got muscular and rich after discovering Jow Forums and Jow Forums in that order. Most people on these boards don't know how to look good and be funny, which are the two things that actually matter for getting a qt3.14 gf.

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teach me

to get sick numbers, i mean. i'll take care of the gf thing on my own.

quads observed.
Good for you, user.

Make even more money.

>tfw you discover that having a good personality and being yourself was all that mattered to getting a gf

Ultimate red pill

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>too bad I'm 28
Mmmmmmhhhmmhmmhmhmhhhhhmmmm hmm

>be redditor
>just onions enough to get a wife
feels euphoric

Jow Forums isn't white.

I wish I had my onions in order
*Sigh*

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A lot of users are ugly. What more is there to say? Money can't fix an ugly face. Muscles can't fix an ugly face.

Lemme guess... you're a /nocoiner/?
I'm not "rich" but I'm INCREDIBLY WELL OFF thanks to buying in 2014.

>ywn get burried in a crypt with all that gold on you sat in that pose
why even die

Just be charismatic LOOOOOL
Its cliche bullshit but it's also true that charisma is what matters. Money is the best at getting girls, but not the best at getting one that is worth it.
You can in fact learn to be charismatic/funny. Social skills are known as skills for a reason.

Short story time!
>be me, 13, no friends
>a group of skater and scene kids were open to me, and I appreciated them but I didn't really fit in, in terms of I found this particular group's sense of humor to be kind of annoying and weird
>guess it's time to get friends cause dont want to be loner anymore
>kids I'm trying to be friends with slightly make fun of me, not really bullying but maybe technically, but I squeeze in and roll with the jokes and laugh at them too.
>assimilate myself with the popular and cool kids, which, who knew, also are (mostly) the kids that have the best social skills and I enjoyed being with and liked the most
>popular kids aren't always cool and other cliques aren't always lame, but at my high school it was like how I described. Overall most people got a long with nearly everyone and it wasn't very segregated
>seems good
>not lonely cunt, now 21 and have qt gf.
The end!! Did you like my story user?? :>))))

I had a girlfriend when i was a redditor