Banter a Jap

>banter a Jap
>he apologizes multiple times for whatever offense he may have caused me and promises to improve his conduct for the sake of his and his family's honor

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how nice of him

when has this ever happened? they always chimp out

>banter a Swede
>he expresses genuine concern for my safety and well being in Brazil and says that I can come to Sweden at any time in order to live a tranquil life.

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>banter a Brazilian
>he agrees with me

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>about to banter an American
>remember that the reason he's overweight is because his country is so wealthy and prosperous and has an overabundance of anything someone might need or want

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>banter a hungarian
>hope it lets him forget for one second about his micropenis and suicide

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>banter italy
>"zitto animale"

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>banter a Japanese
>he somehow thinks I'm Korean

>Banter an Israeli
>Get a text message with a my full legal name, my mother's maiden name, and a picture of me from outside my window

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>banter an Italian
>he playfully banters back

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>banter a german
types a full essay about why Russia is better than the US and how we are the bad guys

>banter a korean
>canada and america defend it

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>banter a leaf
>calls upon Yuropoors to defend him

>banter an American
>he looks up your demographics and calls you the biggest non-white minoirty

>banter eastern European
>steals my identity and credit information

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>banter an Indian
>everybody gets aggressive and actually started insulting India

>banter a Canadian
>reminds me of when they burned down the White House

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>banter another American
>”4 Dead, 7 injured in latest Schoot shooting...”

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Being so nice to someone they start to feel bad about bantering you sounds like a good strategy. I should use that some time.

shut up leaf
no one likes your shit cunt

>Banter a Brazilian
>He goes on a self hating tirade and demands I insult him more

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I'm sorry.

fuck
how did I not see this coming

This is no joke. Scary.

Make the chink harakiri himself

>banter with literally anyone
>no one replies

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>banter an Israeli
>my credit score drops 200 points

kek

>banter a Jow Forums
>Jow Forums normifies the word for non-anglos
i still don't know how to feel about this

My 5th grade teacher used to tell a story about a Finnish businessman that was invited to a Japanese home and how he complimented something expensive in their home and by tradition they were forced to gift him that item.
For some reason I thought it was true for 10 years before realizing that it was just a story.

No idea why I wrote this here btw.

post mämmi

Fat is for poor in the US and basically in almost all first world countries. In every economic crisis the amount of fat people are increase there. Only in shitholes like North Korea fat people considered as rich and pretty, for their point of view Kim Jong-un is cool and sexy

>banter an american
>lose all hurricane aid

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hahaha
suck our american cocks for that sweet foreign aid

*moves to oregon*
ahh much better

>banter a roosskie
>NORAD had deteched a launch of 500 intercontinental ballistic missle from the russian federation, all have trajectories that point to their target as north american

Say that again, boy.

It is too cold here, you will die
RUN!

>banter a russian
>assad gets new anti-air missiles

I’ve heard variations of that myth from all over the world

I love Israel! You guys are definitely not an apartheid state. I would never insult you guys.

>not goy
Missed opportunity

get 'em fellas

what the fuck dude no they don't

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I NOW DECLARE AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE FROM ISRAEL, WE NOT YOUR KEKS ANYMORE
NAZBOL GANG ASSEMBLE
FUERA SIONISTAS

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>banter a Brit
>no response because he got stabbed in the meantime

>banter an american
>he agrees then mentions that he loves australians

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>australian banters me about McMansions
>tell him his cunt sucks because all the animals want to kill him
>my house blew away while I was typing

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Doesn't happen on the internet. On the internet they have very thin skin. They get offended even if you compliment them

>banter a w*Sternoid
>they stutter out a response begging for my forgiveness and imploring me not to break their skulls with a hook or an uppercut
it's always good to see w*Sternoids know their place

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Why you bully a little Canada?

>banter anybody
>self reflect on why I'm even being mean to people in the first place
>close Jow Forums and clear my head

>banter a Russian
>he calls you Ukrainian diaspora

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>banter an American
>Brazil and Canada rush to defend

>bante an ukranian
>canadian flags show up and start defending him

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>banter anyone
>they mention the flag

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>banter anything
>cricket sounds.

>banter someone spouting left-leaning opinions
>he accuse me of being an English teacher

>banter an american
>leaf rushes in to defend him

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Just because we banter each other every once in a while doesn't mean we ain't brothers.

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silrnzio paisà

heh, panther

>banter an american
>get shot