/brit/ another picture from the aesthetic folder edition
I made this thread
Why is there so much money in phone cases?
gonna go look at getting some new snakeskin or croc skin boots today
Turtle is getting into my head
That's lunch sorted for $4
The curry pot stickers make pretty great drunk food
:)
That's some mental ravioli mate
My farts: hot, thunderous, vicious
Your farts: dainty, low pressure, ineffective
Some people think it's convenient to store it there? Guess it's discrete, bit of a hassle actually getting it out though heh
Can you speak mandarin? How do you order if you don't
And a ching chong ping pong to you too
we back
Business Concept - Micro Lasagna Bites
Mine: humid, swampy, malignant
Remember the super-autistic Scottish heritage yank?
I just wouldn't expect to see whole shops basically dedicated to them, yet here we are.
Business concept - macro lasagna chomps
Time to get the all bran out
and stop drinking so much 'cohol
THAILAND, THAILAND
THAILAND, CHINA
Yes I remember all yanks
people used to hatpost a lot more
it's like 25% of the thread in most 2015 /brit/s
Yeah I can
When I couldn't understand the menus I'd just go for a lucky dip
Yeah I made him kill himself
I think it’s time you got your face back betwixt my buttock cheeks
>gf asked me to wipe my skid marks off of the toilet bowl
Swear to god that bitch is unbearable everytime she's on the rag
My farts: violent, damp, pungent and noxious
Just cracked my thumb, wrist, and neck
This week in 1904:
Irish author James Joyce meets his future wife, Nora Barnacle.
Of their first meeting, she recalled: "I mistook him for a Swedish sailor – His electric blue eyes, yachting cap and plimsolls. But when he spoke, well then, I knew him at once for just another Dublin jackeen chatting up a country girl.
They had their first romantic liaison on 16 June. Joyce later chose 16 June 1904 as the date for the setting for his novel Ulysses.
The numerous erotic letters they exchanged survive:
>As you know, dearest, I never use obscene phrases in speaking. You have never heard me, have you, utter an unfit word before others. Yet you seem to turn me into a beast. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ringsend. It was you who slid your hand down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers, and gradually took it all, fat and stiff as it was, into your hand.
>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman. I think I would know your farts anywhere. I think I could pick yours out in a roomful of farting women. I hope you will let off no end of her farts in my face...Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!
>technology to identify differences in typing style is being developed/already exists
Not a chance in hell this would work on me. Depending on the time of day I'm either an all lowercase poo wank poster, a lazy typo ridden chiunglish poster or a well written English poster.
Need some polyfilla?
*spins my arm in a circle to form the biggest haymaker of all time*
The next poster is FUUUUUCKED
*Lets loose*
>Irishman married a barnacle
*picks nose*
No thanks I'm full.
*dodges with ease*
What now, little boy?
still crease when i read that
the emma yank of 1904
Is Eminem - Rap God the epitome of rap?
Get paid 20 an hour to talk to a qt in english
Mineraft saved my life.
>this is actually real
Legendary picture. At first it looks normal, but then you just take a long, solid look...it becomes absurd
Harvey "A Role Will Cost You A Hole" Weinstein
Harvey "She Blew Me To Be In My Movie" Weinstein
Harvey "I put the 'Ouch' in 'Casting Couch' " Weinstein
Harvey "A star is born when her pussy is torn” Weinstein
Harvey "I got it on tape in case you cry rape" Weinstein
Harvey "Collecting Underpants At Sundance" Weinstein
Harvey "You'll get fame only when I've came" Weinstein
Harvey "Rape is OK When You Blame the NRA" Weinstein
Harvey "Lube up that Flesh, for a Certified Fresh" Weinstein
Harvey "Grasp this Sword for an Academy Award" Weinstein
Harvey "Buying Her Silence After Sexual Violence" Weinstein
Harvey "Rich and Famous If I Penetrate Your Anus" Weinstein
Harvey "Making Hollywood goys suck off little boys” Weinstein
Harvey "Every New Actress Must Visit My Mattress" Weinstein
Harvey "Gargle my pee, for a spot on IMDb” Weinstein
Harvey "I Got The Power So You Watch Me Shower" Weinstein
Harvey "Show me that Hole and you've got the Role" Weinstein
Harvey "If you want a career, put my dick in your rear" Weinstein
Harvey “Cum shot for the plant pot” Weinstein
Harvey "I fucked Obama's daughter and now in hot water" Weinstein
Harvey "Clean it up with a mop and I'll take you to the top" Weinstein
Harvey "Put a finger in my buttcrack if you want a callback" Weinstein
Harvey "Swallow my cream if you want the Hollywood Dream" Weinstein
Harvey "Stop With The Kvetching It's Time For Some Stretching" Weinstein
Harvey "If you want to be in movies, then show me your boobies" Weinstein
Harvey "Hey princess, wanna be famous, then lemme fuck that anus" Weinstein
Harvey "First You Ride On My Meat, Then Quentin Jerks Off On Your Feet" Weinstein
Harvey “Suck on my chode and you’ll get that Golden Globe” Weinstein
Harvey “Going in balls deep to make the next Meryl Streep” Weinstein
>tattoo rapists
Death of wh*te western culture and replacement of wh*te westerners with people of all races, religions and ethnicities would be a huge win for us and the biggest reason for celebration.
20 wontons?
racist
cope with the fact that western countries are comfy to live in, as for russia? meh.
>3 quid
Anyone want to start a cheese smuggling operation?
Today in 1912:
The Hamburg America Line's SS Imperator is launched in Hamburg and is the world's largest ship.
SS Imperator surpassed the recently sunk RMS Titanic and the Olympic by 24 ft (7.3 m) in length.
Although in German, as in English, all ships are usually referred to as feminine, the ship was referred to as masculine in German at the special request of Kaiser Wilhelm II.
When Cunard announced that their new ship, RMS Aquitania, would be longer by one foot, SS Imperator was fitted with an imposing bronze eagle figurehead; this increased Imperator's length to surpass Aquitania.
What did he mean by this?
Hand over that thing, your life, come and be my slave
got damn
Is that sam hyde
it is
watching girls und panzer
>no toil today
There's more...
Are you a school teacher? It's half term and the kids are shitting up the countryside already
There is 18 and they are boiled dumplings ya dingus
no
really worried about being a veggie in china
am the onl yperson in chat who is a 33 dateless kissless ugly virgin
>33
yes
>dateless
no
>kissless
no
>ugly
yes
>virgin
no
>33
no
>dateless
yes
>kissless
no
>ugly
no
>virgin
no
Just never been on a date simple as
Yeah the traffic there is horrific
im going all in it's 5 in the morning and i'm busy balling
Today in 1917:
Over 30,000 French troops refuse to go to the trenches at Missy-aux-Bois.
Nearly one million French soldiers had been killed earlier in the year.
The men did not harm their officers but simply refused to return to the trenches. Most mutineers were veterans who did not refuse to fight but wanted the military authorities to be more attentive. The soldiers had come to believe that the attacks they were ordered to make were futile.
Moreover, news on the February Revolution in Russia was being published in French socialist newspapers. Activists in some Russian units in France had been spreading word of the revolution underway in Russia and encouraging other Russians and Frenchmen to join them.
A French infantry regiment took over the town of Missy-aux-Bois and declared an anti-war military government. The military authorities took swift and decisive action: mass arrests were followed by mass trials. 43 executions were carried out. 10,000 men were sent to North Africa in penal servitude.
The French high command became reluctant to initiate another major offensive. The new French strategy in late 1917 was to wait for the Americans: J'attends les chars et les américains. ("I am waiting for the tanks and the Americans")
Prime Minister Clemenceau told President Woodrow Wilson in June 1917 that France planned "to wait for the Americans & meanwhile not lose more."
kino
kill all the shitskins and pissskins tbf
LOOK
STOP
AND LISTEN
COS IM ABOUT TO RUIN THE RHYTHMS AND THE RHYMES THAT YOU'RE USED TO
I LOOK FUNNY SEE
played spot the aussie in sunnybank today
Cracking storm outside
me on the right
>t.
very sad the way your country went over the last 100 years :/
:) :) :)
what are you getting lad?
A bolo machete to cut bushes.
uhh
Well, destroying Saint Cuckersberg and Mosscowbad, along with churka regions, would be a great idea.
Unironically ordered 12 Rules for Life
Nothing wrong with that machetes are massively useful if you go camping or have large bush/weed problems in a rural home. Problem is pakis and football hooligans have used them as weapons so much that we think of them as weapons only now.
i could whittle it down to 3 rules for life tbf
1. do poos
2. get (You)s
3. fuck jews
but they're the good places? swear the rest of the country is obsessed with gay people being bad and stuff
to intelligent