>European friend walks into the house
>"wow! It's so big in here, do you own the entire place?"
>nod knowingly to his amazed expression
>"my entire house could fit in your living room!"
>chuckle slightly to myself
European friend walks into the house
Nathaniel Anderson
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Thomas Reyes
It's not completely wrong though is it? Don't you have so much space over there that every house is unnecessarily large (except in the larger cities I guess).?
Luis Roberts
My family used to have a french au paire who acted the same way.
Matthew Harris
Kinda wish I could experience this one day. I want some American guy to see me express this child-like amazement, and I want him to innocently giggle at me for reacting like that.
Matthew Russell
>..uckle slightly to myself
>friend looks at meyfeet
>"user why do you have shoes on?"
>he doesn't wear shoes inside
Why do Americans do this?
Aiden Smith
You are a nice poster Bulgarianon
Zachary Anderson
if you can't clean your house by yourself its too big
Nathaniel Miller
Thank you!
Logan Morgan
I rather have a comfy, normal sized home instead of some giant, echo-chamber McMansion..
Michael James
Ugly house beautiful land though
Colton Morales
>keep exploring the big house
>a toddler with a gun shoots me in the leg
>aw fuck Americans why do your toddlers have guns
>nevermind bring me to the ER
>but we need $10000 to enter there
>what the fuck
>still bleeding to death
>suddenly door bursts open
>the cops heard the shot from outside
>FREEZE!
>but I'm injured I need the hosp-
>*BANG BANG BANG*
John Russell
They come in many different looks.
Charles Diaz
>house is made of plywood and will be unliveable in 20 years
>is also located in suburb with nothing around it except identical copies of the same house
Thomas Cox
>americans think owning a big house makes you a better person
>americans would rather live in a big house in some soulless suburb than than a small place actually near things
Nicholas Hernandez
The reason we have smaller houses is because of the cost.
Heating up a enormous building in winter would cost a fortune here.
So a smaller, more compact house is always more attractive to the average person.
Alexander Taylor
wooden-plastic huts...literally american tier
Adam Gutierrez
>americans would rather live in a big house in some soulless suburb than than a small place actually near things
they would need a car anyhow
Evan Russell
>wooden
Yes
>plastic
What? Never seen plastic used in houses..
And a proper wooden house will last hundreds of years. Most old villages here have wooden homes from the 17th-18th century. No problems.
Dylan Perry
really? is it the design of american cities? or just shit public transport?
Bentley Morgan
>sleep in a wooden house
>a random varg burns you alive
Ayden Nguyen
These are popular where I live. Easily fits a large family.
See no reason to build any larger.
Isaiah Stewart
Houses here are expensive because they're not made out of cardboard.
Adrian Collins
nice cctv
Gavin Jackson
Except that never happens.
My entire town is full of 100+ year old wooden houses.
>pic related, 900 year old wooden house here, still standing strong
Gabriel Myers
Nice door, Bilbo
Hunter Price
You mean the bird house?
Ethan Scott
Both, I'm afraid.
An american city is awful to traverse in anything other than a car. If you cycled or walked, instead of using a car you would feel mentally worn out.
Their public transport is generally shite if I rely on the experiences on people from Jow Forums, too. Not only are the buses dirty and filled with drunkards, but they also don't follow the schedule are late more often than not.
Hunter Murphy
If you cycled or walked, instead of using a car, you would feel mentally worn out*
and are late more often than not*
Cooper Edwards
Still ugly. They look like fancy barns
Julian Campbell
They are not designed to look fancy... They are designed to be practical, easy to maintain and long lasting.
Jack Russell
Wtf I wanna impregnate a qt Swede with my BLACK seed and live in the comfy Swedish countryside now
David Barnes
So much for German efficiency. Your houses are expensive because every single one of your houses has to be muh different
if you made a 100 houses that are essentially the same, with slightly better exteriors, then you could save on cost.
Justin Williams
>go into large american house
>laugh at his tiny penis
Cameron Myers
We have that too but they're still built out of solid stone.
Zachary Brown
Well I grew up above average in a house which is probably big even for the average suburb dweller (not McMansion big though) so it doesn’t bother me. Friends said the exact same thing whenever they came over
Gabriel Torres
>They are not designed to look fancy..They are designed to be practical, easy to maintain and long lasting.
You can have a beautiful/fancy home and still have it be long lasting, just look at Edwardian, Victorian, and Georgian homes.
Brandon Wood
>Edwardian, Victorian, and Georgian homes.
Do you know what kind of people could afford to build those? Almost all nice buildings in Europe were made by and for the 1%
Nathaniel Brooks
Sure but the majority of Swedish homes were built in the 18th century by and for the working class.
They didn't care about it. All they wanted was a place to raise their kids and where they would be warm during the brutal winters. Something Swedish homes work very well for.
Andrew Myers
Yes, because Lasse Sundström the cow farmer could afford a Victorian villa....
Kayden Kelly
Isn't Sweden a rich cunt now? You don't built poor barn houses anymore
Gavin Watson
Because we still don't care about having some giant fancy house.
We like our red and white little homes. They are comfy.
Pic related is about as modern and fancy as it gets here. Doesn't matter if you have millions on the account.
Xavier Howard
Still ugly to me but I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Charles Adams
>>chuckle slightly to myself
...as the grund crumbles beneath you?
youtube.com
America makes it larger while it lasts!
Joseph Carter
I wish I could visit an American house in my life once
Hudson Scott
>american friend rings the door
>I tell him I don't associate with c*Lonials and that he has five seconds to lave before whoop his ass
Elijah Cruz
>friend checks fridge
>finds 10 pairs of shoes
>amazed expression changes into pure anger