Ur cunt

save the drama for your momma

using chlorophorm

>hope she isn't already with someone else
Women aren't anywhere that loyal. She won't mind cucking a bf she cares little about.

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Pick one on the street and offer her 50€, literally works every time.

>hope she isn't already with someone else.
what a moron, hope that you are better than her boyfriend instead

You gotta look at least a bit like pic related.

Having money and car will only get you gold diggers, which are not real gfs at all

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Yeah, but I'm not a scumfuck so I wouldn't cuck a dude who has done no ill towards me.
Also, you'd be surprised. I've seen and talked to a fair share of faithful women. On the other hand I've also seen my share of shameless sluts.

>implying autistic human trash can be better than other men

>hope that you are better than her boyfriend instead
>be a fucking bag of shit and try to steal her from her current boyfriend.

whats the point of this shit?
why would you want a shit person who is willing to do that?
you know she will do the same to you at the very moment she finds a better guy.

society is just disgusting nowadays, it doesnt worth it to have a partner any more.

I've only had one gf. She was in my class. We became a thing at the end of Gymnasium. We liked each other for a long time but we had no idea it was mutual. My mom was the one that found out and she waited a month to tell me.

1. be a normie
2. don't be an autist

In a cumulative order
1. be Dutch
2. be attractive
3. be social.

have good looks and be able to talk for hours on end

but what if you can but you are boring?

By order

1. Be Portuguese or another European (Meds and "swarthy" Northerners aka Brits or Belgians have the most chance)
2. Be attractive
3. Have money

We aren't swarthy you subhuman arab

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In Spain we still maintain the tradition of the tribes, so if you are from the same tribe as her everything is fine. If you are not from the same tribe as her but belong to allied tribe, everything is fine as well, as long as you have enough livestock. If she is from a distant or enemy tribe, you will have it really difficult.

Why do you think the quotation marks where there, you imbecile.

sweden
be black

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>Belgians have the most chance
black haired Belgian here
are you telling me that I could be balls deep in Portuguese pussy if I went on vacation there?

not even """""""""""""swarthy"""""""""""""" just no

Basically this.

I agree, most of you look like Tintin. But some look like they've inherited the genes from the soldiers of the Tercios.

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I thought saying Portuguese women have beards and moustaches was a Brazilian thing

Is a popular joke here, like the stupidity of Amerifats or the ugliness of British.

>swarthy" Northerners aka Brits

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>gingers
C'mon, we all know gingers from anywhere in Europe burn

>this flag
>this post
So this is why your street camera porn industry is blossoming

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I wonder why he is still laughing.

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That's an American

Shut up Hazard

by not being a fatfuck like me

you need status because she's looking for likes on social media

huh, why would he want a shit person that would do that?

Implying they don't fuck around with monkas like me

Canada
have 6 figure income
be at the human peak in all areas of life