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never respond to me again

What's it from lad.

actually convinced that bonobos aren't real and were invented by feminist anthropologists

never seen one in a zoo but it lines up with all of that Marija Gimbutas-type shite. all the pics of them are probably downie chimpanzees

This makes Alaska look really navigable. When in fact it's absolutely sprawling and you could go into the forest there and literally nobody would ever find your body.

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Does anyone have a link for BGT online?

A fifteen year old boy was stabbed to death in Wolverhampton today.
GUESS
HIS
SKIN
COLOUR

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Surprisingly excellent post.

yea

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it's also usually waterlogged in a lot of places and full of mosquitos
dreadful place really

(Cross-thread)
now why would you go and do that
not even a beautiful pristine mountain lake i'd wager

shutterstock.com/fr/g/antartis

pls share Matthew

Pick your poison

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no clue what a bonbo is and who maria gumbitas is

tvcatchup.com/watch/itv
Should be a /tv/ thread

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*blocks ur path*

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i'm from buenos aires and i say kill 'em all

>32 degrees out
thanks trump you stupid cunt, global warming is all your fault and now I cant sleep! shithead orange prick!

I thought that yank troll thread was the actual /brit/ new

you lads thought you almost lost me haha

why on earth would you want to subject yourself to that nonsense?
sad little man

how do i achieve this mode

the city bird is louder because it has to compete with traffic noise

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thank you!

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sorry, let's give billions to china and india now

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i see your enjoying the tom scott game show mate

Alright haha? Hey waheyy, never forget the funniest thing (9/11). Yeah haha

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wipe it off the map, simple as

what?

find the point of work safe boards ridiculous, given that Jow Forums in its entirety is NSFW and gets blocked anyway

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supposedly matriarchal pussy versions of chimpanzees, they're smaller and non-aggressive and engage in sexual play for bonding as opposed to fighting. they're contrasted with patriarchal chimpanzees

marija gimbutas was some feminist anthropologist who postulated that the kurgans (a material culture) and their descendants/relatives who spread the indo-european linguistic family were a violent patriarchal society that replaced a peaceful matriarchal lunar goddess and period blood or some shit earlier broad european society

zoos don't have bonobos and I'm convinced they're not real and the whole idea of them is just pushing an agenda

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dont be like that mate cmon now

any bulgarian man in?

not a word

youtu.be/khIx5EB74vY

despise outgoing girls

>WAHEYY I'M SO FULL OF PERSONALITY WEEEE *jiggles tits surreptitiously* HAHA JUST LOVING LIFE LOOOL *posts pictures of my tits to 6 social networks* OMGGGG HAHA #FUN #LIFE #PERSONALITY

climbed the fuji once

Had an unbearably hot May. Fucking atrocious.

dont care virgin

just see women as children and it makes it a lot easier

no you didn't
be quiet

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youtube.com/watch?v=fWpkDDDj1QM

nonce

'

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been like half a year since I kissed a girl ffs I want to experience what it’s like again

like the apples that come from there
good place, think it's in pokemon

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join us for mindless shite on telly

it's not all that

nah jk it is

did though
have the pics to prove it

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these relief maps are not to scale

operation "steal brit jokes and trick people into thinking im creative and funny on my own" is success so far

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>"freshers" group chat
how many people are in it

>netizens

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had a 23 year old gf when i was 18. wonder was she a lady nonce

yeah just found this one on reverse image search on some jap's blog
nice try pierre

underage

twat

about 70

It's intriguing to think that in 100,000 years time humanity will be able to look at how we live today and have comprehensive records.

Imagine if we had the same today regarding humanity 100,000 ago.

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they think you're an autistic retard

tell them about /brit/

have only used the obliterate/jaw type jokes outside of here

nice try but a slant eye wouldn't dare dishonour his family by uploading such a terrible quality picture

Humans didn't exist 100,000 years ago.

if you've never actually touched a girl's butthole with your finger, tongue, penis or nose then i'm gonna need you to leave

is this oxford
be honest

what if i've done that with a lads bumhole instead?

this but with the word never replaced with ever

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*observes you*

hmm yes

>humanity 100,000 years ago

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Eww. Do you know that they shit from there?

Never understood the point of non-erotic fanfiction

gonna need you to off yourself sooner than you planned

Today in history:
1252 – Alfonso X is proclaimed king of Castile and León.

Alfonso was the eldest son of Ferdinand III of Castile and Elizabeth (Beatrice) of Swabia. He began his career as a soldier, under the command of his father, when he was only sixteen years old.

In 1254 Alfonso X signed a treaty of alliance with the King of England and Duke of Aquitaine, Henry III, supporting him in the war against Louis IX of France. In the same year Alfonso's half sister, Eleanor of Castile, married Edward, Prince of Wales.

From a young age Alfonso X showed an interest in military life and chivalry. Alfonso describes having seen St. James on a white horse with a white banner and a legion of knights fighting a war above the soldiers of Spain.

He wrote that knights should be, "of good linage and distinguished by gentility, wisdom, understanding, loyalty, courage, moderation, justice, prowess, and the practical knowledge necessary to assess the quality of horse and arms."

Alfonso had a major impact on the Spanish language, and had many works previously written in Arabic and Latin translated. Alfonso employed Jewish, Christian and Muslim scholars at his court, primarily for the purpose of translating books from Arabic and Hebrew.

Alfonso's scientific interests—he is sometimes nicknamed the Astrologer (el Astrólogo)—led him to sponsor the creation of the Alfonsine tables, and the Alphonsus crater on the moon is named after him.

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Got plenty to do today. Think I'll start with a nice hot shower to warm up. Then it's into the kitchen for breakfast.

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Anatomically modern homo sapiens first evolved approximately 100,000 years ago

post the fart one aha