I finally got some money to invest in crypto. What do you think Jow Forums? Am I going to make it? My goal is 25k EOY

I finally got some money to invest in crypto. What do you think Jow Forums? Am I going to make it? My goal is 25k EOY

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I'm sorry for you

lol biggest shitcoin portfolio I have ever seen...

I know im still a poorfag but i think i diversified well enough to catch the next bull run. Do you?

man you are so fucked

you'll be lucky to have 25k sats eoy

So much shitcoins in your portfolio

100% bait =/

>shitcoins
>up 7% in my first 24 hours
How are they shitcoins?

Please tell me this is b8, OP.

Please.

Whats a good market size cap to invest in? From what ive gathered on this board a small market cap brings more moon potential. Is that right?

Okay, my portfolio is looking like
>LINK (because muh oracle solution and nick szabo)
>ETH (because mega-cap and muh flippening)
>BCH (because it's just a better bitcoin, like buying BTC a year and a half ago)
>BTC (because it's the most shilled by normies)
>BNB (because It has an already successful business behind it and it's not even a top 10 yet. also fees are cheaper on binance with it)

I try not to spread myself too thin, because then if I do, and something 10x's I barely make anything.
There are hundreds of absolute jackpots out there, just DYOR

Wtf all this shit?

>this guy said this and he must be right!!!!! xd
Retard this is Jow Forums, no one will give you valuable advice. Go back to plebbit with ur shitcoins

>buys a lot because it might be 10 thousand dollars, just like bitcoin
>mfw

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Why should anybody give you a quick tip to 20x your money with a really good project?

There are projects out there right now, which will do a 10x straight this year without a doubt. But they aren´t in the Top100 and people did their own research to find them.
Don´t come here and expect to get any serious tip about those coins. Just learn the shit by yourself and get out of those shitcoins. That´s what I would recommend you.

>if a coin ever goes up in 24 hours it can't be a shitcoin
You will lose all your money, fucking brainlet. How new are you?

>have 1k to invest
>diversifying

Absolute state of biz

Thank you. Im thinking of buying some Link and bnb. Which coin or two would you suggest i sell for those?

all of them kekek

Fucking sell everything you fucking subhuman.
You have no fucking clue what you´re doing right now. But we´ve all been there. No worries. Just get out of this state, or go to a casino and bet everything on red

Not everything give y profit mean that they are not shitcoins mah friends
If y invest in bitconnect early enough y will make profit too my dude

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This portfolio takes the cake. And I've seen a lot of trash portfolios the last couple of years.

There is a fucking high chance that y will loose all of your money m8.
Take the safe one like btc eth xrp/xlm neo xmr

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Yeah I know i missed the first boat. But you guys already got rich and can invest in safe ones. Doesnt this high risk approach give me a better chance at catching up? Also nice /dubs/

Top kek

thats the worst fucking portfolio ever, you're fucked mate
buying shills here wont save you either

Don't listen to this dumbos you are doing it right OP, going full shitcoin is the way a poorfag can make it.

Literally anything you have, I'd recommend whatever you sell, split it like this, or at least make sure your majority stake is spread across BTC/ETH. Those are basically guaranteed gains.
>15% BNB
>20% LINK
>20% ETH
>20% BCH
>25% BTC

Either set it and forget it, or try your hand at day trading. If you haven't traded before I can tell you now you will get mf JUSTed your first time no matter how lucky you are or how smart you think you are.

>My goal is 25k EOY
10/10 larp
by far the funniest shitfolio i have seen in a while. Post you real one

>No 0xbitcoin
Kek

underrated shitpost

This guy gets it

Screencapped. Cant wait to come back and brag in 2019

>Doesnt this high risk approach give me a better chance at catching up?
Definetly. You also should do it like this. I went all in on a coin with a 50 million marketcap a few days ago and I am up 50% already. Just do your proper research and think: "Would the wallstreet invest in something like that?
Because once big money will come in, you´ll be screwed twice, if you´re in shitcoins.
Me for my part: I´ll stick with my coin now for the rest of the year.

Do you even know what happens to shitcoins during a btc bullrun?

Even though OP is a larp and that portfolio is fake, I hope somebody makes/keeps it. It's fucking hilarious and in the world of crypto anything is possible.

>literally admits he comes from reddit

Get the fuck back there

Dont they go down in sats but then rocket back up when bitcoin goes sideways?

don't say that to him, he has 1/5 of his shitfoilio in trtl for fuck sake. he did not do any research, he will be lucky to break even on that EOY. Yes you do have to go for moon missions, but these ffs

I unironically expect trtl to pump again eventually

You don't diversify to that extent unless you've already got a good amount of money.

You'd be better off putting half that $1078 into BTC, and the other half into a small cap which will likely go at least x10 (LUX/DBIX/OCN etc) if we get a proper alt season.

My eyes are in hurt. What a shitty collection.

da fuq

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make sure you download the trtl wallet, I hear its feature packed

I dont want to buy bitcoin cause i really need to catch up in sats. But if i consolidate my folio to two of my coins which two would you reccomend?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

Thanks for the laughs OP
in all seriousness

sure thing longterm
link
Flavor of the month PnDs
BBN, DXT, UUU, and IPSX

If I were you I'd go all in on less shittier coins
look, you have to differentiate between shitty shitcoins and those that actually have moon potential (AKA shillable). For fuck's sake those are just...
just dump them all and go all in on TFD

OP is just a big larper and laughing behind his desk, while he is already a millionair.
Nobody can be this dumb, so we should stop giving tips

TRTL wallet made my cpu go to 100% when it was opened, dont know why but its a very resource heavy wallet.

Unironically going to make it OP. Only the bold get rich. Screencap your thread and show it to us in December.

Are you guys fucking with me or something? I thought trtl was a solid project

I can only recognize one of those shitcoins.

Which ones dont you recognize? I can help if youre interested in diversifying

Trust me, i have. Im not even changing my portfolio now just to tell Biz i told ya so

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Pls sell them all. You havent lost any money till now

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>There is a fucking high chance that y will loose all of your money m8.
It's only 1k, who cares

they're fucking with you, trtl isn't amazing or anything but it gets more hate than it deserves. i wouldn't recommend buying it though...

The fundementals arent great but i love the community. I think their support will keep it as a solid choice

How about invest in good projects like Chainlink or Request, stuff that is working on solving big problems and is working with business. They all look like random shit.

Good bait, but small chance if you're serious please sell all of these shitcoins and go 100% Link.

The market is going to squeeze out all of the shit coins and all of the money will be funneled into serious projects.

Link will EASILY be a x100 in a year or two at most.

I like those projects but i think i need to get in on smaller caps before they blow up since I'm late

Im serious. Ive gotten this comment so much I'll keep you guys updated to show the people who made fun of me. You seem cool though. Thanks for the advice. Ill follow it in case it dips hard

>I thought trtl was a solid project
kek, ffs look up what happens with the fuckin trtl wallet, then come back here and tell us all how confident you are... FFS you are to fuckin stupid,
i will give you a hand go to this website where you can do research, here is the address, www.google.com
now on that page type into the search bar 'trtl keylogger', push enter and come back here to tell everyone how your going to make it again.

Almost everything is up 1-10%

No you fucking mong, put it all on one coin or youll never make it

If any part of the reason you're actually going to hold all of this shit is to show a bunch of faggots on biz that you made some money then you probably shouldn't do it.

Whatever, good luck dude.

Nice fud. Pic related.

Theyre all projects im a big fan of. If i consolidate and miss one mooning ill be pissed. Im too indecisive to go all in. I tried to make a mini low market cap mutual fund

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TRTL is great

Alright fuck it I'm not being nice because you're being a hard headed retard.

You have that mindset that oh this shit is REALLY cheap .0000002 cents and if it goes to a penny I'll be so fucking rich.

IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN YOU FUCKING RETARD.

SELL ALL OF THIS SHIT.

DO YOU SEE THAT 99% OF BIZ IS TRYING TO TELL YOU TO SELL THIS SHIT?

YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF MAKING MONEY IF YOU BUY POWERBALL TICKETS!

SELL ALL OF THIS ABSOLUTE SHIT THAT WILL BE DEAD WITHIN 1 YEAR AND GO ALL IN LINK.

/endthread

Not OP, any reason you didn't include NEO?

This guy gets it

I looked at market cap as well, genius.
>DONT YOU SEE THAT 99% OF BIZ IS TRYING TO TELL YOU TO SELL THIS SHIT
and we always listen to Biz right user?

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>~50% gains in picture
>24h gain is only ~7.5%
epic thread OP

Brainlet here. What does that mean.

People using apps like Delta or blockfolio, how do you bring up your portfolios? Connecting with an API key or by adding the transactions or coin amounts manually?
I'm a bit scared of trusting 3rd party shit
I have gdax and binance portfolios

You add transactions manually

I added mine manually i dont trust apis after the binance hax