I want to adopt a kid

I'm a virgin who pretty much gave up already, but I still want to raise a child, it's my biggest dream. Would it look weird if a 31yo man tried to adopt a kid?

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yea they wont let you cause its weird as fuck

I hope they won‘t. Better to be in an orphanage than in the basement of a weeb.

The world is full of single mothers and beggars can't be choosers, the world is your oyster. Cuck.

Seduce a single mother. I don't even think that'll be hard
Kill her after marriage.

Easy as pie, bud

No it wouldn't. As long as you love him/her, and provide at least the basics that a child requires (money, attention, education etc) , then it will be better than an orphanage.

However, do think about practicalities, user. Raising a child is a long term commitment of time, money and energy. Really be clear with yourself that you are willing and able to pay this price. Turning back would be disastrous for the child...

It's not that I'm a chooser, the problem is that I have a micropenis, I wouldn't want to waste any woman's time and embarass myself.

Why not just fuck a woman and cum in her repeatedly until pregnant instead? Women love getting creamed and love babies, win win

This

>virgin wants to adopt a kid

The local government agencies are on their way.

Sorry to hear user, i don't think you can raise a child alone unless you are a billionaire. Some girls wont mind that you have a micropenis, modern technology in form of all those vibrators gonna help you out a lot

>white
>autsitic
>adopt child


user...

just go mentor at the boys and girls club or something you fuckin pedo

why the fuck would you raise another man's child? ultimate definition of a cuck.

You're 31. Girls your age have already given up on dating and will most likely marry the first guy that they date. You can still get laid and start a family.

If you're going to adopt, adopt a prepubescent girl.

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geez gave up at 31?

I feel sorry for you dudes. Jow Forums kills and you people dont even realize the common denominator is fucking Jow Forums. You have to take extended breaks from this place for your own mental health. if youre dedicated enough to raise a fucking kid you can get some pussy and even a long term woman. get out of your fucking comfort zone.

You can still find a girlfriend even if you dick is small. It's (almost) the equivalent of a woman having a huge vagina. Would you not date a girl just because she had a huge vagina? No. Don't let it hold you back from finding a girl. I'm 100% serious.

Honestly this. And some women won’t even care that you have a small penis cuz dating when young.

And maybe go for an Asian woman. They have smaller vaginas and are dumb loyal.

fuck off norman

there are smaller out here with wives attached to them

just tell those bitches early on that your dick is small once emotions are involved women will over look it..clearly youre a virgin since you dont know this already

go get some hookers till you get over this insecurity

I am not OP and I am only 25 but I understand his predicament. I can find a whore to release my tension with easily enough but the idea of having another functioning normal relationship long term with children is so foreign and abstract to me.

ive been here since 2010..once this place gave me weird ass fetishes i knew i had to take breaks or id end up like you.

you should try it fag

no actually 2007/08

find other shit to do with your time than Jow Forums. ive broken through that barrier and i cant stress this enough almost anything is better than being on here for long periods of time.

It just doesn't happen for some people, man. Some people are destined to be alone forever, not everyone is a first or even last round draft pick, some people never make it to the draft.

I graduated school, I work a full time job, didn't get hooked on serious drugs and I am not the most hideous person in the whole world. I still don't see that wife and kids in the future.

If OP legit has a micropenis, that's a medical term, then a woman will get no pleasure out of penetrative sex with him. It's a thing, and it's not something that you can compare to a girl being loose.

Just adopt a hot 17 year old girl and wait till she turns 18.