Wtf America. I don't even know what to say about this

but my sister is 159cm tall and 40kg

hot

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>'I told him he should be careful, perhaps he should take one of those DNA tests you see on TV to see if he's all white - I don't know why I thought of it, I think I'd just seen an advertisement for one of them.

>'He got all strange and wiped his hand over his face and said: "They'll never get my DNA". But he said his sister had taken one of those tests. He got all sweaty and stuttery. Now it makes sense.'

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his 44% was showing

lmao my brother is very very very skinny (6', like ~150 lbs).....we take him to doctor. "oh thats normal range"

My mom: WTF HOW IS HE NORMAL RANGE.
My dad: Ya thats normal in Germany everyone is that size over there (probably an exaggeration on his part)

> refuse to mutilate genitals of son
> go to jail

so what if she had an eating disorder, is that really grounds for expulsion?

unf

taking shower fully clothed and people learning about it is grounds for expulsion. actually, worse - they will force you to go to a hospital and YOU MIGHT GET STUCK THERE AS A MADMAN.

same shit in canada.

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>"Sir, you seem to possess a BMI below 30. As per state law I am required to escort you to the nearest fast food franchise and ensure you consume a meal equivalent to or exceeding 2,500kcal. If you do not comply you will be fined $500 USD"

What do you do, Jow Forums?

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Blink in surprise that I would only be fined $500 and not just shot on sight.

Run away. They won't be able to chase me for long

Is this the 21st century version of the "Yale Thing"?

>walk away in a medium-fast speed and enter the mall through the sliding doors
>officer can't follow

>Run away
typical nigger, that is why you guys get shot.

American cops don't chase, they shoot.

Worth

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What ''Yale Thing''?

>get shot because of healthy weight

Being a homosexual and doing lots of cocaine. THAT Yale thing.

>get shot because of healthy weight
people have gotten shot by cops by lesser things.

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at least they are making immigrants accept their culture

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>memes becoming reality

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So this is why girls get fat in college

How comes BMI is still the standard?
Are people that lazy and dumb?

It's not hard to establish a new standard which is more precise to compare whether you are unhealthy underweight or not.

it's the most straightforward way

>tfw way skinnier

It's the most dumbest way disregarding difference in body shape or anything.

Why not at least compare ratio of body volume to weight?

but anything more complex would mean having to measure various other body parts and people are lazy asses

While bmi can be a little off for muscle mass among the overweight category
For obesity, it's pretty good

classic

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No its not. Im 5"8 and had a pot belly at 160lb but my bmi was 24.3. I had to lose 30lb to get rid of it.

>state mandated obesity
>state mandated homosexuality
>state mandated cuckholdry

When do we stop this?

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That's not very skinny. You're probably just a lardass.

Is this the future that "progressive" are fighting for?

I just woke up and holy moly

Do Americans really do this?

>Canads
>25.8
Try 29.40
cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2228rank.html

>BMI
>meaning anything

Wow funny how "self reported" all tend to be lighter than those actually measured. Kinda like how penis sizes magically gain an inch when self reported.

Something seems fake about this.

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yes but we keep them in the leftist cities.

A nurse told her that her body mass index (BMI), a ratio calculated on an individual's weight and height, was dangerously low and that she needed to add some bulk for her health. Medical staff feared that she was anorexic, despite her protestations.

"I told them that my whole family is skinny and that I was eating healthily and well," she said. "But they said that my weight could kill me and that I could be forced to leave college if I did not deal with it."

She was subsequently put through a gruelling routine of weigh-ins, blood and urine tests, heart check-ups and mental health counselling. All the results indicated that she was healthy, as she has always been, and Miss Chan's doctor from her home in New Jersey also told the college that her whole family were small but in good shape – to no avail.

And so she turned to junk food and to try to bolster her calorific input and add some pounds. "I basically asked my health conscious friends about their diets and ate the opposite," she said.

"I was eating a lot of carbs and three or four scoops of ice cream and cookies before bed. I even stopped walking up the stairs and started to take the elevator so that I did not use up calories."

Under her weight-gain diet, she eventually managed to put on just two pounds. But after the college health authorities said that was not enough, she decided to throw her weight around.

Whats going in with chilean and turkish women?

probably "true" in the same way that britain is an authoritarian police state and france is an islamic hellscape

so sick of how fucking stupid and fucking gullible this board is

you guys literally believe ANYTHING

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>we suspect you have an eating disorder
>we will therefore force you to eat or be expelled to help treat your mental illness

Hmm

>bulletproof coating
¿Qué diablos fuma este cabrón?

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It's pure jealousy.

That said, you can find plenty of people who take care of themselves and aren't overweight in just about every city and town. They are a minority of the population, but not hard to find at all. They tend to be older, though.

>"I was eating a lot of carbs and three or four scoops of ice cream and cookies before bed. I even stopped walking up the stairs and started to take the elevator so that I did not use up calories."
Poor girl. The kind of things she went though for doing nothing wrong

t. memed

5'5 110 lbs master race checking in

I tip him so that he doesn't shoot me

>tfw used to be 6'1 / 139 lbs but am now around 160

That's not even skinny, I'm 6,3 165 pounds, i need to lose weight/fat

that's not skinny you fat cunt, I'm 188 cm and 76 kg and am not skinny

>tfw no cute fat whiteboy to cuddle

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American academia has become complete cancer. It’s a circlejerk of polical correctness and trying to out-SJW each other.

>what's that user? You think you could beat me at Dance Dance Revolution?

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But it makes you easier target

>leftist
As someone who has had to rub elbows with conservative blowhards in the states because of my profession I can tell you it's right wing americans accessing patriotism by tonnage.

Oh God, this.

Get shot.

This is too good to be true.

Who is this qt?

The very next morning:
>*knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock*
>Sir, we've assigned you a feeding partner. We've come to the conclusion that one day's surplus wouldn't really help your case. We've assessed that you're at a great risk of going bony and underweight (BMI We've also done some investigation and found out that this will not impede your life in any way, as you live a solitary lifestyle. You're going to be forcefully taken to the nearest fast-food joint three times, and forcefully fed buttercola via gavage tube if you resist.
>With this said, meet officer Grissy McLipid, she is going to take good care of you for the next year and a half. I hope both of you get along.
Wat do?

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70% of Americans are overweight, but only 36% of Americans think they're overweight. It's insane how distorted our perceptions have become because of how fat the rest of society is. I got fat a couple years ago (6'0", 215 lbs at my worst) and didn't realize it until a few months ago because everyone around me was just as fat or fatter.

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>force feed herself junk food to prove she isn't suffering from eating disorder
land of the free

A student dying is always bad for university PR.

This is just demented
I hate fat girls so much, more so when they project their envy by calling someone ''underweight'', I'd prefer being anorexic any day over being a greasy fat-layered subhuman

>quotation marks used
>it's not actually a quote

Haha jokes on you I'm already fat

Still healthy weight, bmi whiners will remain eternally btfo

body volume to weight would mean that you have to submerge the person in water, to get the volume. Time consuming and expensive.

But there are cheap body fat scales, that will give a decent indicator of body fat percentage by using electricity. Those are way better than BMI, and cheaper than volume to weight measuring.

that is absolutely normal range, your mom is an idiot

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That's technically at the upper end of "normal weight", though.
Just because you're still within it doesn't mean you won't have a pot belly or look fat, especially if you don't have much muscle on you.

Asian BMI works slightly different if I recall correctly, too. In the Asian-adjusted BMI, going a step above 23 makes you overweight.

>we have a moral duty to take care of our citizens.
Nice try.

Why are Turkish women so fat compared to their men?

surely if you think the girl actually has a mental illness you'd be looking at treatment other than kicking her out?

>self-reported all in the lower half
lmao

How would an eating disorder be grounds for expulsion, even if she had one?

cunts where women are fatter than men are absolute trash

feel like our shit is being slowly unfucked, you see less and less fatties in each generation

people tend to gain weight as they get older

yeah which is why I'm going on the basis of generations
boomers weren't health conscious, but the rest of us are getting progressively more so

I'm pretty sure I read something about declining obesity rates for people of a certain age as compared to people of that age at different times