Does your country have brother country?

Love and Assimilate emigration

t. hongcouver "native"

Sweden, we call it "sweet brother"/söta bror

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why the fuck would taiwan be your brother country

>Uruguay
So similar you should annex.

Germany and Ireland cuck Uk and become the majority

Older brother: Indonesia
Younger brother: Singapore
Step brother: Brunei
Cousin: Phillipines
Lewd neighbour: Thailand

We're literally too powerful to have a brother country

We just love all cunts who love us.

tiny brain answer: america
little brain answer: UK
brain answer: australia
huge brain answer: netherlands

Every time with the flag. Its beyond a meme now

You can't really say you don't deserve it, your language is disgusting and you almost single handedly introduced the contemporary philosophy that ruined the world, among other things.

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>t.

Yes of course, it's Papua New Guinea

t. China

don’t blame us for the philosophy, you know damn well (((who))) did that

would you not say England?

Alaska's brother is either Yukon or Kamchatka.

Our adopted brother is Hawaii, united in our hatred for America and its refusal to give us free shipping that burgers get

No. Italy and Spain are friendly kinda-rivals but we still feel superior, England is actual friendly rival that we feel are better in some ways but we’re better in plenty of others, Germany is just the ennemy, Belgium and Luxembourg are just considered part of France. Ireland, Scotland, maybe Poland are places far away but we kinda like. Switzerland is the butt of envious jokes. America is simultaneously bro and not. Québec is our son. As for Japan, we’re just weebs.

But no friends. As De Gaulle said, France does not have friends, only interests.

>Luxembourg is just considered part of France
>it speaks a German dialect

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It's friendly teasing user
Apart from Bush's butthurt America is a Oouiaboo country

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Eh, as if that ever stopped us claiming anything. The Rhine is our natural border after all, people speaking German there are just brainwashed Frenchmen in denial.

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>Does your country have brother country?
We have a hat. Does that count?

Cali's brother is Texas

stop larping a chink

ZHANG

This. As much as we fight we're both lone star states.

Could be worse. You could be Australia.

not an argument

Ukraine and Belarus

Wait, it wasn't korea?

I’m sure they’d love to be told that, especially the Ukraine.

taiwan numba 1

We don't have brothers, 'murica is our osana najimi and Canada our senpai.

We treat each other as enemies. But the future is bright because many young people are in kpop like twice or bts.

hi, 69-year-old boy

Doesn't China have an internet of its own?

oh fuggg, howdy :DDDD

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Notice me senpai :3

Nah nah, PNG is literally Australia's son since after all, PNG was an Australian territory until the 80's.

Yes, Russia and Belarus.

Sorry, the 70's.

Peru, the only one wH9 helped us in war , the other countries spit us on our face

It's just a family with problems, but denying the ties is retarded.

Hello fake China

Estados Unidos

Probably Ireland.

We like France too though.

Ukraine and Belarus.

They still are our brothers, no matter how bad our relationships are.

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Oh, I should specify

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They don't speak Luxembourgish anymore and a country isn't definite by a same language, but as an union of people who share the same culture, you should know this as an American.

>not Poland

>he doesn't know anything about belarus

Austria and the Nether-friends. They still are annoyed due to Anschluss and Bikestealing sometimes though.

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Argentina

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>Not mentioning NZ

Stop memeing.
>t. Saarländer

most japs don't give a shit about taiwan in real life just they are a group autistic retards they do know that korea/japan are hate each other but anxious bros

Lithuania :3

Real Brothers-North Korea
Historic Brothers-Turkey
Annoying Cousins-Japan

Big brother germany

small sister belgium

Does anyone actually know anything about Belarus ? I thought it was a nickname for Russia until I was 10.

yes, Indonesia

>Annoying Cousins-Japan
more uncle that raped you when you were 10 years old

USA

>Twice and BTS
I love Korean bbq but I hate K POP

>most japs don't give a shit about taiwan in real life
no no no no NO!!!!!
Taiwan is a country equal to Japan

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Italy accepts us, no?

yes we have Turkey

Tldr
Korea and Taiwan were the only two cunts Japanese used to trying to assimilate and to include into Japanese empire for real, as a brother cunts. Korea and Taiwan were considered "younger brothers" for Japan, populated by "almost japanese" people. Then after defeat in ww2 Korea said fuck you Japan, and rebuilt itself by Japanese textbooks but became effectively "the anti-japan cunt". But Taiwan didn't produce such a cruel attitude toward Japan. That's why.