Why is human skin color so boring?

Why is human skin color so boring?
Why can't we have purple people or blue people?

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me in the third spot from the top right corner

You can, if you consume enough silver you turn blue

>Why can't we have purple people or blue people?

But we literally are purplish, pigment +blood+flesh proteins

A race war between purple and magenta people would be aesthetic af

Wait until planet X528jubsi invades and enslave us

t. Star trek alien designer

Ur mom is purple after I'm done with her

we are not poisonous enough

i'm blue
dadadee dabadae

Nigger

hahahahaha

You can also turn orange from eating too many carrots.

Pantone 318 3C das me right dere

If a skin color scale of white to purple was a common thing you'd consider it boring too and would probably end up asking why we can't have pitch black people instead.

Blue people actually existed before. There was an entire town in the US of blue people caused by a genetic mutation. Eventually enough people from out of the town moved in and it diluted that gene so it was not expressed anymore.

I swear I am not making that up.

Found a picture of one of the few people who still express the gene.

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I have a joke.
What would the equivalent of nigger be or blue people?
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Here is a painting of a family were the father was blue and the mother was white. As you can see it only appears to have a half chance of passing on.

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Unfortunately, we are not Barbapapa

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