Why are 2D women so much better than real ones?

Why are 2D women so much better than real ones?

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2Ds are redpilled

Because they're.

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because 2D is perfect

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How the fuck does that towel stick to their body?

Magnets

because they are the superior dimension

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They can't hurt you like real ones. They're made by losers for losers.

gay

Very good thread
You could name a million reasons, but
They just are better

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2D is land of dreams and delight.

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Stop tempting me to fap in Ramadan with 2d girls

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>ramadan

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>he refuses to quit self-abuse

Go on, relieve your desires and distress.

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Ramadan is kinda self-abuse. You cant eat food nor drink water during day. What did holy kebab meant by it?

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photoshop

>This whole thread
>SNAP

Because 2D doesn't suffer from any of the flaws that plague 3-dimensional women.

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Because there is no 3D meido catgirl.

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cuz they are not real.

I wanna fuc

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BRAAAAP

I-i can't do that user.

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Stream it. I'll watch you cum

Too impure
If I did that that means I wasted my time fasting

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Your time fasting will be wasted if you don't at least get a good forbidden nut out of it

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Is religious blasphemy some kinda fetish of yours?

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Don't you have a gf that sucks you off or don't you have a bf that you can suck dick off?

Because they're cute, like, really cute.

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>Too impure
That's what makes it feel so good though.

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Planning on getting a gf. I just need to play it right before I could do any moves on her

No I'd just get a kick out of talking someone into giving up on ramadan desu

Keep your fetishes away from your religion

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Away from religion*

Any God who tells me when I can and can't crack a wank is no God of mine

The only reason I have a religion in the first place is so I can get hard by masturbating heretically.

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Woah

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Damn that's a good idea.
In which religion is masturbation the most forbidden? I could get baptised or something but all the churches around here are Anglican and those guys don't give a fuck about anything

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Anime is pure.

Does your God know that you're posting depictions of human beings?
What is his stance on little girls?

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Why are 2d legates better than 3d ones?

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I hear his god in particular is very much in favour of little girls

STOP I can't have such ideas in my mind
This topic is debated but I just don't care

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I only know of Christianity, that explicitly bans you from expelling your seed anywhere outside a womb. Protestants that don't care about masturbating are heretics that'll burn in Hell, just like me.

Sounds like a lad that knows what's up, too bad it removes the spice of inmorality though.

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Because 3d are flawed

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because 2D love you for who you are

I suppose it's because a being that isn't flesh and bone, or extant at all in any way, is incapable of bearing witness to how irredeemably pathetic your typical waifu weeb is. I think that about sums up your fixation.

Fuck you burger.

Have you ever talked about Anime with your ulama?
What is his opinion?

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Ah I can act impure now
Dunno, but we had anime dubed in Arabic

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Don't they censor them? There are women in skimpy outfits and showing skin after all.

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I once read the Koran and found a section stating below.

>"if you find difficulty to treat your wives equally, you shall just have on or make do with that your right hand possesses"

Could it be interpreted as words referring to drawn girls?

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なんちゅうか、世代的にアニメに詳しいイスラム法学者の人たちが出て来てもおかしくないかなって

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breasts too big

They just are.

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I know nothing really that is just a screenshot I had from /islam/

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because i had no expirience with 3d and will never know how 3d feels because I am a sperg failure who is too angry to die

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I think we shall study it as currently we have increasing number of Muslim neighbors in our country..

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I think all religion is a waste of time and I don't really give a fuck if you are only hurting yourself with it

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Christianity defenitley.
Nothing wrong with depections of living creatures
Stay strong akhi
Depends on who you ask. There is no consensus about drawings being Haram or not but few muslims do hold that beleive. Generally speaking anime in and on its own isn't Haram but rather it can contain Haram stuff like fanservice and beach episodes.
Didn't know japs browsed /islam/
STOP
One can have multiple 2d waifus if he loves all equally.

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Do you ever tell someone from your country that you watch anime?

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im probably the only who does, I browsed /isis/ before it got shut down and still have a bit of oc from it

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>tfw you'll never be a 2D brown loli

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Nakata sensei?

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Not really unless they really insist on what I'm watching at which point I tell them it's Japanese cartoons.
I have 3 irl friends that watch anime so I have people to talk with about shows. The anime community here isn't big but it isn't non existing either.
Infact there's a meeting that's held (almost) annually called "SYRIAN HARDCORE OTAKU"
Didn't go to it but my friend went and he said it's full of normies and unironically weebs. He said almost everything they talk about is naruto and one piece. He also was exchanging downloaded anime from members there(common practice for vidya as well given how shitty speeds in syria are) and he saw a folder with 1000+ pictures of her husbando from fucking attack on titan (its the guy with black here and always with bored eyes)
Not interested in meeting other weebs if they are from that caliber of norminess.

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Please convert to Islam

What do they think of cute anime boys (girls)?

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>to qualify as a hardcore otaku in Syria all you have to do is keep up with naruto and one piece

You have a moral obligation to show them a better path, user

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dont know who that is
why live
i cant fap to cute lolis so its a no from me

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All I ever asked in life from God was to be a little girl and wear frilly dresses, white panties and sexually harrass my loli friends. But he didn't even give me brown skin despite being born here.
Life is just a brief period of pain between endless nothingness.

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Yes they do censor things like ecchi and hentai but people like me always find a way to access it. Take that Shariah police
user, no. It means if you can't treat your wives equally then you should have one wife. The "make do with that your right hand possesses" that I don't know. Some say female slaves or people under you
guidance.
Also ehy I'm I discussing such things in this impure thread?

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maybe one day science will let me be a cute loli getting sexually harassed by my loli friend

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I fapped to some trap doujins before so saying anything negative would be hypocritical.
>show them a better path
Well I did consider suicide bombing one of their meetings once,since beating some sense into them is futile. For them naruto is the pinnacle of anime.
Our prophet(SAWS)'s first wife was older than him though.

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>Our prophet(SAWS)'s first wife was older than him though.
what?

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I can't remember which anime but during spacetoon days the fanservice clips were always cut out and you one easily tell if he was paying attention. Took me 6 years to realize what was going on.

>I fapped to some trap doujins before so saying anything negative would be hypocritical.
Fapping to lolis and traps alike, showing that no matter the upbringing, men with taste can flourish everywhere.

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Khadijas (ra) proposed to the prophet(saws ) at the age of 40 at which point he(saws ) was 25.

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What's up with this Akko being a combatant of ISIS meme? I've never seen it before.

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Did you watch MBC3?
Remember witches? Remember when they transform they would turn naked but not visible enough to see them truly naked.there was this kissing scene which was aired only once and then when they repeated the episode, the kissing scene was removed.

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>61 virginis

So you telling me that Islam didn't lie about getting those virgins after we die?

That's hamas you aho.
It doesn't really have a context. Me and my friends make those because we love both hamas and akko.

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>not verifying the content you imported from one of the most perverted places on earth to show on a kid's channel
Fucking kek. Do you remember the name of the anime?

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Wew, looks like we have a salty roastie here.

Muhammad's first wife is a 40 year old rich women, but Jow Forums will never mention about this

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Nobody stays in their shounen phase forever

Introduce them to cute girls doing cute things (or just leave them, shit taste is sometimes terminal after all)

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people just put anime girls with terrorist images and akko just stuck with it
>i love hamas
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>tfw fell for the 2D meme from a young age
>tfw forced to masturbate to drawings for the rest of my life
life didn't have to be this way

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Will my heaven be 2D?

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Good idea but I was banned from their community 3 years ago for calling their shows shit.

How do I summon a 2D succubus to have sex with me?

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Nah I can't remember. The only thing I remember from spacetoon was detective conan, Hunter X Hunter, some girl that sings about flowers, Robin Hood anime, some cat anime, hamster anime, and the anime where it had two brothers where their mother died and the father is the only one taking care of them.

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Allah is capable of anything

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