Post things that confuse and befuddle americans

post things that confuse and befuddle americans

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Teapot? Confusing Americans?

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They unironically microwave their water to heat it

most of them don't have electric kettles

americans boil their water by microwaving it

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It's a water heater

I have a tea kettle.

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that kills them, not confused them

>americans boil their water by microwaving it
WHAT THE FUCK

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You are kidding, right?

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they're voltlets and their electrical supply can't boil water fast enough through a kettle

WE’RE DUNB BUT YOU DON’T HAVETO RUB IT IN!!!!

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This is incorrect.

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thesun.ie/living/689828/americans-dont-have-kettles-and-people-ca
#kettlegate

Most homes in the US operate on 100-127 volts, whereas the UK and many other countries use between 220 and 240 volts. The lower voltage in the US means that electric kettles would not heat water as quickly as they do in the UK. As a result, they haven’t caught on the US.

Mr. Reid gives this example:

To raise the temperature of one litre of water from 15°C to boiling at 100°C requires a little bit over 355 kilojoules of energy. An “average” kettle in the UK runs at about 2800 W and in the US at about 1500 W; if we assume that both kettles are 100% efficient† than a UK kettle supplying 2800 joules per second will take 127 seconds to boil and a US kettle supplying 1500 J/s will take 237 seconds, more than a minute and a half longer.

He concludes: “This is such a problem that many households in the US still use an old-fashioned stove-top kettle.”

It's even worse because of the low voltage there is a lot of loss even for relatively short cables. Basically it's hard for them to keep a lot of lightbulbs on in different rooms. Modern American homes fix this though. They basically use 2 phases of their rotary current or something like that

>more than a minute and a half longer
So fucking what? They have no 2 minutes to wait?

Mutts are much more weird. Actually it's 220-240v on the cable entering into the house. And THEN, inside the house, they have a splitter making two 110-120v lines from that.

yeah I think I read something about how larger appliances like washing machines

assuming 100% efficiency, which is not the case in real life
my kettle takes more than 2 minutes to boil
it doesn't make them useless, just less convenient and so the Americans never bothered

Americans low energy
Euros high energy

These always make me chuckle

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Ah you're right thanks for reminding me!

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I make fun of Americans for heating water in a microwave, but I am guilty of doing the same thing.
I make cocoa and tea by heating some water in a bowl, and then pouring that on top of the infuser (or the cocoa).

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>yeah I think I read something about how larger appliances like washing machines
about how they draw 240v instead of 120v

What prevents yanks from just finding a job that has maternity leave?

It that real?

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Yeah

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yes, American working conditions are third world

I met some Americans when I was on holiday in America and they were shocked about how I was getting my full time wages while there as my annual leave

A lot of companies simply don't offer it, especially lower income jobs.

Then... don't work there?

Was he shocked also about how low your wage is comparing to american?

Bo job, no healthcare/food/car/apartment/loans/...

for equivalent positions, we're actually fairly close
the biggest difference would be for those earning minimum wage, which is substantially higher for Australians

Does fucking no one use a stovetop kettle?

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A lot of lower income Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. Even if they want to quit, they could loose their house, their car and have no means to feed themsleves.

Plus, it's simply not enough jobs that offer maternity leave.

Nope, every I house I have ever been to used an electrical one

That's ancient technology, never even seen one.

We use it sometimes. But electric is more convenient.

LOW ENERGY

More efficient and faster to use an electric one.

I have one...
Bicycles AND Public transport in one!

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>A lot of lower income Americans are living paycheck to paycheck.
Then they shouldn't be having children.

Is your electric water heater even smart?
gizmochina.com/2016/11/07/xiaomi-mi-smart-electric-kettle-review-awesome/

A small minority of people. Most people prefer the convenience of an electric kettle.

in the stone age

Too cheap to buy one, I just use a pot.

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But you know they are having most of the american children.

Never seen anyone use these.

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That's because the government still feeds them with food coupons and shit.

Wait a minute, is that a fucking cezve?

We use that at cabins in Norway, because free electrical sockets is not a thing for non modern cabins.
We also generally only use coffee kettles at cabins, which do taste amazing. Even if most of us could also afford to use coffee filters to pour said coffee into a termos/vacuum kettle to preserve it.

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Yes. Food stamps are huge welfare shit in US. Every one of the 7 mutts are using food stamps.

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i once had to spend 7 days in a hospital (3 of those in ICU) and was taken to hospital by an ambulance
total bill was around 450€ (525$) and this was without having an insurance

Yeah, I acquired a taste for the coffee while in the Balkans. Drink it pretty much every day at this point and never looked back.

oy vey AND an electric stovetop. Despicable.

nice, makes me wish I wasn't a NEET

alri grandad

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Balkans are crazy about cofee. The most often complain from Russian tourists visiting Serbia is where the fuck I get a cup of tea?

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and how much it would be cost in USA?

and the best one

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What's wrong with it?

I didn't expect to see that in an American's kitchen, honestly surprised.
It looks like a nice one, too.

muhammad

I can imagine. As a coffee drinker I was grateful.

Realistically? The ambulance ride alone could be 10.000 or more.

It's just a cheap one off Amazon but it works like a charm.

It's over lads, we can go home now, he said it

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What's wrong with you mutt? I was trying to hold your ground!

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>10.000 or more.
holy fuck i think even ambulance van wouldn't cost that much

>I can imagine
No you cannot!
And every caffe answer you 'eh? Tea? Wtf is that?'

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Fully equipped ambulance is like 100k

When we were in Sarsjevo though most cafes offered Turkish tea in the tulip glasses. Really refreshing on a hot day.

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This confuses and possibly enrages the american

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>tfw have a keurig so I just press the hot water button
works like a xharm haha

This also confuses the Norwegian,
But the Norwegian also enjoys it a lot.

I use this to make coffee.

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Russian invention by the way.

Fyodor Apollonovich Pirotsky (Russian: Фёдop Aпoллoнoвич Пиpoцкий; February 17 [O.S. March 1] 1845- February 28 [O.S. March 12] 1898) was a Russian[1][2][3][4][5] engineer and inventor of the world's first railway electrification system and electric tram.[6][7][8][9][10] While the commercialization of his inventions in Russia was relatively slow, Pirotsky is known to have met with Carl Heinrich von Siemens and influenced Siemens' eventual introduction of the first regular electric tram line (for the Berlin Straßenbahn).

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didn't read

I do, but that's because a electric kettle doesn't have a deafening flute.

Read it!

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does america really not have trams

I have never in my life seen anyone microwave water and I've never heard of anyone doing such a thing except on this board

The kettle thing is true though. It's more common to heat water on the stove. But people know they exist. And the microwave shit just confounds me. It's like one inbred retard let it slip that he does that and suddenly everyone thinks it's every American's preferred method

This will confuse and enrage amerilard

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San Francisco have trams, but that's just old attractions for tourists.

Fresh is dumb, ferment it!

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