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might set up a brit wanking discord

left has a huge head

actually quite pitiful how beggy the EU are, it's like when the most popular bloke in a friendship group decides to go off and do his own thing and all the freaks are left to bum around with each other realise how boring they all are without their leader

that's when you get all the
>haha we didn't want you any way
>haha you're going to have a shit time going to house parties and shagging birds rather than playing dungeons and dragons with us round Romania's nan's house

+got a better chance of going massive with a tuba
- not sure i like em
electric guitars seem like theyre quite cool sometimes too
ill just ip dip doo it

it was good until the last 40 minutes of season 2 when they shoehorned in the start of season 3

lol the EU's going to have to convince Poland and other Slav shitholes to contribute more to the EU budget to make up for the budget contribution they won't be getting from Britain any more

I bet that'll go over just smoothly

Things you soon won't be able to buy in Britain:
1. Food

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as with most extremes, bad.

my mind is boggled

dad a proper little freak man ugggghh am fucking fuming

screeching

sweating like a yank

that's all.

most food in britain is of south asian origin

Very stupid post, impressed you learnt English

>he thinks the Brexit agreement would be free of charge

whats your name, whos your daddy
is he rich like me

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sweating like a rorke

brutal mogging

oh shit I'm sorry

yes that was pointless
they should have just ended it in the group hug with the looming threat of the shooting

why wouldn't it be

Things you soon won't be able to buy in Germany:
1.Bacon

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Creasing at this post

britain is a fuckhole

europe is a far better place
if i could speak dutch or danish or french id be over there in seconds

done acid etc 10+ hour trips
but nothing like these "xanax"es i bought literally was gone for days
cant even remember if i enjoyed it or not

>Things you soon won't be able to buy in Britai- WHA hey! stop it!

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desu I'm surprised anyone still believes brexit is going to be a good deal in the short term. The whole MUH TAKE BACK CONTROL was just a meme anyways.

>Fight two World Wars to prevent Germany gaining dominance over continental Europe
>They do anyway

What now Britsissies?

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do gay lads call each other daddy when bumming?

66666

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elaborate but in english this time
how much did you take

sweating like a sperg in the lego store

the EU owes us more than we owe it
Bulgaria wouldn't have workable plumbing without British tax money

just allow you to destroy it all but mostly yourself again

literally nobody thinks or thought it would be good in the short term you spastic

people dont have an iota of understanding of international economics

one xanax
blacked out for 2-3 days cant remember anything
apparently i pissed myself at one point lel

deluded alt-right brainlet

have met a few girls who hide their massive chebs with baggy clothes in my life

only managed to get one of them to take their clothes off for me tho

dont enjoy benzos anymore because i dont have crippling anxiety anymore

would you rather have a flat or terraced house? The flat would come with a parking space

>the eu owes us for things we voluntarily paid for
>the eu should give us concesdions because they owe us

brainlets in the house tonight

how do you know if they didn't take them off?

Norway, Switzerland and Iceland all contribute to the EU budget. The contribution is around 2/3 of that of a full EU member state so it is reasonable to assume that the UK will only reduce their contribution by 1/3 and of course they have to give up the privileges of a full EU member state.

give your head a wobble

yeah thats dumb dont do a whole bar haha

terraced houses are pretty kino
depends on the neighbours aswell

just farted and shat myself

in a way brexit is the opposite of thatcherism, which is ironic considering how many thatcherites support it

thatcherism and neoliberalism resulted in strong short-term gains and devastating long-term losses. brexit will be devastating in the short-term but the potential for long-term growth and prosperity is infinite tbqh

>tfw from brisbane and currently in sydney for a few days
>tfw ashamed to admit that it's actually insanely nice and wouldn't mind moving here

ffs lads

actually love Yikes

flat could have a comfier layout.
terrace could have better neighbours + a garden

My life is a retelling of the first 7 seasons of The Simpsons.

why is it pronounced brizbin and not briss bane?

doing a watch
youtu.be/4rO9t29EwHA

don't come back zheng

listening to nizlopi

>tories going along with something only good in the long term
*clutches my chest in the vague spot where my heart is*

stay down there poofter cunt
foy

Boston seems comfy

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insanely nice until you realise you're living and working with sydney people

because we speak english

That was one of the main lies the brexiteers were peddling, instant benefits for the British public and immediate relief for public services. Of course this was utter bullshit but that doesn't matter because remoaners are so mad #based :)

pulling out of the largest trade agreement England was perfect evidence of this.

the uk is so unfathomably grim. i think exagerated jingoistic element makes it even worse though

BREXIT is the equivalent of a daughter leaving her wealthy father's household, to become a whore on the high streets.

Actually we fought both those wars for the Semitic race sweaty Xx

>That was one of the main lies the brexiteers were peddling, instant benefits for the British public and immediate relief for public services
proof?

our saving grace is that we claim to have invented everything

Ah yes kanye claiming he's bi-polar

Get ready for all the normies claiming they're bipolar because its now fashionable

The one leg up it has on brisbane is that it reuses old buildings for new purposes. I ended up having lunch in a restaurant that was obviously.an old church. In brisbane, they can't wait to tear down anything more than 2 years old and put some generic shit up.

If I get into uni down here and convince the missus then ill probably come down haha

yeah went out last night and everyone was a giant cunt

>That was one of the main lies the brexiteers were peddling, instant benefits for the British public and immediate relief for public services. Of course this was utter bullshit but that doesn't matter because remoaners are so mad #based :)

>pulling out of the largest trade agreement England was perfect evidence of this.

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*invents everything*
*shit at everything*

not even that is a saving grace.

it's the...
*checks the calendar*
...third of june 2018, and I still don't see the point in brexit

back from my date
spent $100 on dinner and got no coochie

>"is this gantry bouncing jeff??"

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Haha yeah brexit was only voted for by racist idiots who thought it would get rid of muslims.
Rorke is a mong, can't wait for his daughters to be part of another cover up.

been like that for a while now mate

had a marathon wank sesh virtually all of yesterday between ~14:00 and 3AM.

willy is very swollen this morning, massive fluid retention under the skin and it is super puffy. Takes like a day to go back to normal as well. Thank goodness I'm a virgin and no one has to see my willy in such a horrid condition

gf wants to move to the UK and its like watching a train crash in slow motion

where'd you go ed

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Grim lad

If it makes you feel any better. I would have given you a quick handy for a curry.

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Gee, I dunno. Let me think of a huge lie which said we'd instantly get loads of money back to support the NHS?

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it makes sense
and its harder to claim having manic episodes than depression

looks like her bum is suctioning up those bottoms

its alright

The gf

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not ed it's me turtle
went to a vegetarian restaurant