wake up
/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends
Christopher Perez
Connor Jones
Oliver Hughes
Luis Roberts
Woke
Sebastian Martin
based Finn man
Noah Martin
Never fell asleep in the first place
Ryan Taylor
"no"
Christopher Wood
I do all nighters a lot. I've been trying to get out of the habit since it's bad for my health.
Gabriel Cooper
Alexander Perez
Jeremiah Ramirez
Chase Gomez
Cold iron shackles, ball and chain
Listen to the whistle of the evenin' train
You know you bound to wind up dead
If you don't head back to Tennessee Jed
Rich man step on my poor head
When you get back you better butter my bread
Well, do you know it's like I said
You better head back to Tennessee Jed
Tennessee, Tennessee, there ain't no place I'd rather be
Baby won't you carry me back to Tennessee
Ryan Clark
nice poem nerd
where did you get it? from your mom?
Henry Watson
Does /dixie/ like the new kanye album?
Jonathan Long
does your mom often give you poems?
Jacob Gray
no she writes black metal lyrics
Jason Lopez
>black metal
>lyrics
Levi Rivera
She is the dark one...
As a bird I watched her from my cold tower in the heavens
And when she fell from the northplace, I flew down and embraced her
I took her where the snow falls forever, she showed me the haunted woods
We gathered together in the oaken palace, free from both death and life
The fire blazed in her eyes one day and she tore my soul from my chest
With a bleeding heart, I flew back to my cold tower
To never escape and lie in a pool of death forever
what are these then?
Mason Taylor
I love you Funland, but if you make fun of Levon Helm's post-cancer solo career again, I will not be as fond of you.
Caleb Roberts
Landon Perry
X3
Hunter Martin
kissing in the eye? thats very unsanitary
Samuel Martin
I'm sorry, Uusi, I picked an image I thought would make even the warmest of Finns' skin crawl.
Brody Wood
it did, very unsafe and dirty
Josiah Ward
>he doesn't kiss his friends' eyes
You'll never make it in the south tbqh
Lincoln Nelson
damn, thats it im never coming to the south
Brandon Barnes
pls no Uusi, it was a prank ;_;
also czech'd
Adrian Carter
As long as I'm working I'm fine but when I'm off I start living at night
It mostly came from the fact my friends all worked late shift and I had to stay awake to see them back then
Jackson Bell
Texas here. just came to say we are superior in every way imaginable.
Noah Thompson
>texASS
Ayden Diaz
Ian Wright
/dakota/
Ryder Young
;_;
Carson Lopez
What are the best Southern US breweries ?
Aaron Richardson
That's kinda funny, I have the opposite schedule. I work 3rd shift for 4 days, then spend 3 days with my 1st and 2nd shift friends.
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y'know, this image is really funny to me because mullets are actually pretty common around here and I guess they ain't elsewhere. I had a mullet before it became impractical for jobs and such, and I went to school with like 4 or 5 other guys who at some point had a long term mullet. They're pretty fucking rad desu, if I could I would rock one my whole life.
Carson Howard
Benjamin Stewart
What kinda work do you do
Juan Mitchell
think before you post
Michael Garcia
Brody Long
another comfy rainy day up here, boys. I've been sitting on my porch reading all morning, and I feel absolutely tranquil.
I am from a wine-producing state, we are sophisticated and do not partake in such G*rmanic savagery.
Tyler Rogers
>I am from a wine-producing state
So am I, doesn't stop me from drinking more beer than wine tbf
Also I've never heard about Virginian wine, what are the best counties
Caleb Hall
>Also I've never heard about Virginian wine
that's because it's basically a meme. we're the only Southern state that consumes wine more than any other alcoholic beverage, but our domestic wine-producing industry is a joke which can't even survive without handouts from the state government (who desperately want us to be seen as some med-style romantic vacation destination)
Landon Lewis
Well I got a seasonal job as a cashier to get back on my feet after some soul searching (see: drinking) and I'm gonna get a job at the prison with my buddy in September.
Bentley Moore
bands banned in the USSR in the 80s
Landon Price
Grayson Sanders
Nathan Stewart
Who needs any of that shit when you had Kino, Sex Pistols isn't really surprising though.
Jacob Collins
stand up and be counted
show the world that you're a man
Gabriel Howard
what did he mean by this?
John Barnes
stand up and be counted
go with the ku klux klan
Dominic Turner
okay sweetie
Anthony Watson
>not noticing the Village People are banner for "violence"
Sebastian Foster
homosexuality should be punishable by death
the gay plague ends now
Jayden Garcia
PLEASE post more anime i'm just DYING for more
Zachary Rogers
we are a sacred brotherhood who loves our country true
we always can be counted on when there's a job to do
Andrew Watson
we serve our homeland day and night to keep it always free
and proudly wear our robes of white protecting liberty
Bentley Lopez
stand up and be counted
show the world that you're a man
Brayden Rodriguez
stand up and be counted
go with the ku klux klan
Elijah Taylor
the bible cross old glory too
our symbols of a man
Ryan James
shut up
Josiah Ward
>PLEASE post more anime i'm just DYING for more
you got it
Jayden Long
a sword, and water, rope, and hood
portray our noble klan
Luke Fisher
in search of peace and liberty
we pledge our hearts and hands
Charles Adams
we must defeat the communists
to save our christian land
Luke Murphy
we must save anime from the islamic hordes
Nathaniel Moore
stand up and be counted
show the world that you're a man
Jayden Nguyen
stand up and be counted
go with the ku klux klan
Ryan Myers
stand up and be counted
show the world that you're a man
Parker Gutierrez
Ahhhh
Brody Fisher
Juan Wright
nah senpai the last verse repeats
Austin Johnson
Keep up fatties
Matthew Foster
stand up and be counted
go with the ku klux klan
Juan Martin
thank you
I had enjoyed spamming something fun in here.
Cameron Green
/dakota/
Christopher Rogers
wait you're not tuscaloosa.....
oh god i replied to a floridan
gonna go puke real quick
Kayden Fisher
Fine, just leave all your tom petty albums, lynyrd skynyrd albums, air conditioning, and oranges at the door on your way out.
Samuel Thomas
if that's all i need to give up to be rid of florida, it's worth it
Brandon Jackson
Also Publix and shooting people on the street in broad daylight and getting away with it
Thomas Powell
f-fine
kroger is fine too (i guess)
Aiden Fisher
Enjoy your Midwestern grocer, bud.
Jack Miller
>yankee grocers
faggot
Jaxon Richardson
srsly h8 kroger
why do they keep the lights so dark
also i went there today for a job interview and some employee recognized me and said hi but i didn't recognize them
Ryan Brooks
>won't even (you) me
W-what did I do to you? I even sang along when no one else would!
Dominic Moore
you were born in florida
Easton Garcia
t. Northeast Florida
Nathaniel Perez
north florida, alabama, south carolina, and north carolina all belong to georgia
Sebastian Torres
>northeast florida
Juan Phillips
>Walton County was created in 1824. It was named for Colonel George Walton, Jr., secretary of the Florida Territory from 1821 to 1826. Walton, the son of George Walton, a signer of the Declaration of Independence, was born 15 August 1786 in Augusta, Georgia, and died 20 March 1859 in Petersburg, Virginia.[3]
>his county in "Florida" is named for a STRONG GEORGIAN MAN
Kevin Gomez
>go to local Safeway
>run into ex-girlfriend
>run into extremely creepy cashier who insists he knows my sister when he sees the last name on my ID, starts a ten minute conversation about how she's doing every time I see him
>don't go to local Safeway anymore
Jayden Richardson
i shop at kroger
Luke Thomas
didn't ask
Michael Kelly
>his people are so ashamed of his state they literally go to the middle of nowhere and build a home from the ground up
Carter Hall
well this guy knew my first and last name but i swear i've only seen him twice in my life
the first time he also recognized me and said hi
Jason Allen
>his state isn't the birthplace of brave adventurers
Ryan Reed
in my town there's a subway, and then right across the highway there's a Walmart with a subway in it
I know no one that works in either
I think my friend's ex fiancee still works at one about 20 minutes out though
Evan Scott
if there's one thing I envy majorcitycucks for it's not running into somebody who knew them for five minutes ten years ago and remembers it extremely vividly for some reason all the time
Tyler Reed
>ex-fiancee
sounds like a Florida thing
Nicholas Lee
America has no cultu-
Cameron Murphy
>implying surviving Florida every fucking day isn't an adventure
Just last week I got drunk with a bunch of friends innawoods and we got chased by, shot, and cooked a gator over a fire.