/brit/

Nord

khajiit
my Jow Forumsmong mate redpilled me about how they were all poos and nords were the master race so i played them for my next few playthroughs

I mog the jocks in videogames

good lad

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thats a boy bum

Favourite name lads?

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gf just emailed me this

my own (benedict/ben)

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>firefox update breaks all my addons
hmm seen this rerun before think its time to maybe cancel this show haha?

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Betting fake money on 2 AI fighting each other.

>everyone's out enjoying the sunshine with their girlfriends and their mates
>i'm sitting at home in the attic watching fat yanks open pokemon card booster packs and shitposting on Jow Forums
miss uni already

same haha
really just wanted a tail (NOT a furfag)

squall

katherine ryan ruins every panel show she's on

it is ironic im a full time tn wearing user

youtube.com/watch?v=_eDpH4hMW1o

just ate a VERY stale doughnut

australian visa just got approved lads

im not only rejected from society im als rejected from /brit/ because i'm a small dicked loser

shame she retired

rude

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Æthelwulf

David Rose

where do I take out this 18 year old lass

literally never been on a date before, what the fuck am I supposed to do? im terrified

mate stopped responding to my snaps now that summer holiday started

what must happen with people who are not a real man?

agree

dont rate him desu dont know why i posted that other song

>those tattoos

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locked in the incelcamps and forced to work (for women)

pub
t. spent $100 on dinner and got no coochie

alone on the train lads

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You going there for work?

nothing more runty than smoking weed Tbh

Got dick MOGGED by my gf lad

>The average human farts 10 times a day
That means that qt girl you like has already farted 5 times today

Why are humans so disgusting?

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All names are shit
Prove me wrong

genuinely grim to think all girls go through periods

Not get myself into a situation where I'm going on a date
That's what I would do

fuck off terrorist

wonder how much I've spent on drugs in my life

girls don't fart

grr having to download all my extensions for chrome hate it

4chanmaxxing atm to develop dark triad traits

Katherine Ryan can be a bit annoying, especially with her yankish opinions, but nowhere near annoy as Aisling Bea. Sara Pascoe is also a bit annoying.

Ranking of annoying female comedians:

Katherine Ryan: mostly for her yankish mentality
Sara Pascoe: bit too much lib-dem for my liking
Aisling Bea: too much of a feminist for my liking

On the other hand, Sarah Millican is usually great. Only female comedian I can stand.

yeah i was born in a very wrong time. the world has never been so gynocentric and male unfriendly as today

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mmmm

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spends hundreds of pounds fillling up their cheap shitty sticker books
not even the confirmed players wtf

pub/bar

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRT*

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>On the other hand, Sarah Millican is usually great. Only female comedian I can stand.
>muh cakeshelf

I just went for a drive for my first date. We ended up parking near a train station because I kept having anxiety vomits. She said it was more fun than she has ever had on a date before and she really liked me even more after it.

The best dates are the ones that are secretly shit but everyone enjoys themselves anyway.

we've got a loose cannon here lads watch out

how do I darknet market

no race in elder scrolls has a direct one-to-one real life comparison

Bosmer - vaguely Amerindian (particularly South American) wood elves.

Nords - Mix of pre-Christian Germanics, Slavs and Scots, with some shades of Tibet and Egypt

Dunmer - Strongly Abrahamic - vaguely Hebrew (Morrowind was basically a vague New Testament analogy with Morrowind (the province) as an analogy of Roman-occupied Judea)) though they've got more than a bit of Arab influence, and the Tribunal Temple is clearly intended to be reminiscent of the Catholic Church.

Bretons - Franks, or Franco-Brits. High Rock as shown in Daggerfall is basically Game of Thrones land. Reachmen are a stand-in for Celts, with many having Irish, Welsh and Cornish names

Cyrodiilians - Eclectic mix of equal parts Imperial China and Imperial Rome, with shades of Renaissance French and Italian. Also vaguely Edwardian English.

Altmer - Not really based on any real-world culture, but a weird mix of real-world philosophies and theories. Their worldview blends social darwinism, gnosticism and masonry, buddhism, talmudic judaism, Aryanism, Manifest Destiny, Pythagoreanism and Occultism.

Redguards - Vague mix of Barbary slavers, Moors, Japanese samurai, and West African (variously Mali, Hausa city-states, and Tuaregs depending on region). Also some Swahili shades.

Orcs - Vaguely reminiscent of Slavs who lived in autonomous tribal communities. Also maybe reminiscent of Shia Islam, and Papua New Guinea for their many-wives, self-punishing, warrior culture

Khajiit - Somewhat South Asian, Indian and Thai influences, but there's Latin American cocaine culture as well, just made almost religious. Khajiit outside of Elsweyr are basically gypsies

Argonians - South Pacific islanders, Mayans/Incas, Central Africans like the Congolese

hands full of scars and scratches x

2 loud wogs just boarded the train
bothersome

extremely rude and uncalled for

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sarah pengsoe is the best

>Sarah Millican is usually great
opinion discarded and netherlands filtered worst opinion ever

Where did this meme come from?
Someone posts an ass thread on /sp/ and all the reaction images have gone from sweaty guy meme to images of men (or Spongebob) smelling.

Where did all these fart enthusiasts come from?

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP!!!

...

going to plow through Heidegger and all of Kyoto school this summer and elevate myself an inch or two from the ground

See you in Waitrose

*PFFFFFFFFFT*

>Aisling Bea

noice

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sounds good to me

i like to imagine each girl here letting out some butt wind with each level added to the brap tower

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these aren't answers

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

It was a /tv/ meme that got forced for months before it caught on. It's proabably the worst Jow Forums has ever come up with.

>kyoto
lovely city
those slant eyed gooks really know how to make them

excellent post

minigolf or bowling

got a second date

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how the fuck do you get a gf then

what? drive a fucking car?

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What at all, besides her fake tan, do you find at all interesting about Sarah Pascoe?

ebin

Would probably go on a date with her were I not so shallow

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Imagine the smell......

>gynocentric and male unfriendly
can't believe people actually believe this

>minigolf or bowling

creasing at this new gimmick

Imagine talking to a woman that shows actual interest in you

>psychology
pseudointellectual: the degree