Being a countrylet

>being a countrylet

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Pro tip, talking about texas outside of texas doen't net you friends

>being american

i don't think he is trying to make friends

Why a proud Texan would ever need a friends outside of Texas?

Hmmmmmm?
Countrylet, you say....

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Coming from you

>4th largest country in the world
>countrylet
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>being proud of living in a wasteland

>being proud of not owning your own property and hearing 5 couples in your cuckpartment having sex

Russia is beautiful. They have too many trees, that's what makes it so trashy. Western europeans carved up forests and injected beautiful farms in the patches of forest they deemed too beautiful to cut down. Aesthetic

Kraut's talking about russia you brainlet

A good portion of the US is considered wasteland too

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>believing most Europeans live in big cities where property in unaffordable.

That's aesthetic af naturally. Kinda like spain

sorry shit pic

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Texas as well desu

The low countries is basically one large city

North texas maybe, not panhandle

Pro tip, i'm posting from inside of texas

>Texas
>literally Beaners and Niggers the country
No thanks

>wasteland
American wasteland is pretty tho

>if country is bigger, then it's better
African mentality

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The low countries has the lowest % of flat dwellers

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OH NO NO NO NO

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surprising

I don't understand this inferiority complex some texans display. They hide behind pride and attempt to shove down texas in people's throats to appear superior. It's pathetic. Just realize some gay hapa is waiting for you, that wants your dick.

yurosmols

t. will send the army to hold onto a small island or a patch of Kavkazian land

yes, Russia is shit

>tfw can drive through my entire country in 4 hours

Feels good. Keep compensating, Cletus McFarggot

And how much of that areal is filled with tiny mexicans?

3 hours for germans you speedlet

why do Russians have this feeling of hopelessness? Why don't Russians do anything about it

Drugs. High mental illness.

>being a shithole state full of morbidly obese people

Bremen - Munchen cannot be done in 3 hours

Do it at night

just put siberian federal district in your mouth

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Why do Americans think Texas is a unit of measurement?

Lmao

Only texans do. Everyone else doesn't care about texas.

because it's a bit larger than average american states but still not considered massive

This

Igor, thats actual slav mentality, bigger the better

Now you know how the world feels about americans

The shortest and fastest route is 762 kilometers. In 3 hours it will require you to drive over 250km/h

It's doable cheese jew if vw made a diesel veyron

>United kingdom
>Literally niggers, Arabs and Indians the country
No thanks

Are you defending texas ramirez?

I've had a pretty good idea for awhile now. I travel overseas for work pretty frequently and get to immerse myself in the less touristy areas of the countries I visit

Yes, I'm defending Texas you fucking mountain jew.

For work. Imagine the ones who travel overseas for pleasure mainly the cruise ship boomers that roam in packs terrorizing the locals

Why do so many american states have ugly straight borders?

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Yeah you and texas have a stronger bond than burgerland. All those elevated highways in cmx wouldnt be possible without texan autism

most were federal territories that got split up and turned into states later on

I see them plenty and that's what helped give me the perspective i have now. In Japan it was so embarrassing I'd go out of my way to avoid being associated with other Americans

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Soldiers are idiots in groups

Mutts are not sophisticated.

>Davido-kun thinks everybody else are the embarassing ones
LOL

Secession literally fucking when???

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That part of the country is flat, and their rivers are streams that are 2 inches deep

Russia is big! Did you know they have D-I-C-K R-E-P-U-B-L-I-C-S?

>inferiority complex
>2nd largest and 2nd richest state in the wealthiest country on earth

The carpetbaggers are what's holding us back from true glory.

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Groups of tourists are always embarrassing to be around

>the eternal #2
pathetic

>he's a kosovolet

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Your cities wouldnt be massive if it werent for some envy on part of ymtheir leaders trying to make texan los angeles. All that did was draw in more californians

Better than California and Alaska, which are 3rd in size and 45th for GDP, respectively. We have the most overall.

No natural borders, it looks like this for thousands of miles

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Were not the only ones with horrible straight administrative borders

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>state borders
>administrative borders
hang yourself

Needs bavarian villages

It doesn't make sense to put random villages everywhere in the modern world

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But couldn't they then draw something beautiful on the map instead?
No, they are protestants.

DC is not much different.

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DC is on a river

You don't seem to understand the significance of living in a village that your ancestors have for the past 8 centuries, farming your family's land alongside your neighbors. Burger towns are too industrial because the land farmed is massive compared to their european counterparts. This bankrupted a lot of burger farmers, who fled the towns to the cities so they don't end up smoking meth. The smaller european farms allows the families to hold onto their land for generations, and not have to invest in tech that bankrupts them to compete with the agricorps who bought and consolidated the bankrupt private farms, also allows europeans to grow more organically

River don't look like that. River looks like this.

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autism

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it's a river though. Are you implying that a river has to be large in order for it to be good?

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Germany has more rural density.

River has to be chill, and comfy.

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Well your farms are 1000s of years old and ours were all created after the industrial revolution, so it makes sense why they are larger. In fact, a few companies own more than half of the farms in the US

To me that looks more like some place in china than europe, just shows dutch are the true autists

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The same could've been done in america. Gov't flopped on the homestead act giving people too much land.

No, rivers are used for economic reasons. That's why DC is where it is

Montana > Wyoming >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "the rest" >>>>>> t*xas

People wouldn't have moved out west otherwise. Why would you leave civilization for a piece of land occupied by hostile savages, brutal weather, and no existing infrastructure? Because you're getting a shit ton of land for basically free, that's why

we just really love symmetry

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Autism

there's entire towns like that

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Import people from europe then.

Reminds me of Thomas Morus' "Utopia"

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Architects shouldn't plan cities

The people who settled the west were mostly immigrants