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BAL-LA-MOO-RYYYYYYY
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Manifest Destiny and the British Empire inspired Hitler

and with your smartphone as hotspot?

>A key that opens a lot of locks is a master key, but a lock that's opened by a lot of keys is just a shitty lock

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like 4-5mb/s

Find this can actually be a blessing in disguise. Used to have super high speed Internet, but it made me lazy and passive because I knew I could watch or download anything in seconds. Now I plan a lot more what I want to watch/read/listen to and let the downloads run overnight.

Got no wifi for 2 weeks, using the BT hotspot off a pub half a mile down the road

The speed is literally 0.01mbps and updating /brit/ takes about 15 seconds

what about a lock that open keys

My shoulder and bicep are the size of your head. Would effortlessly HEEM each and everyone in this thread.

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>Especially when a lot of it is based on the politics of America, to be shipped abroad with little adjustment for the realities on the ground.

Which is exactly why levelling the 'identity politics' accusation at Corbyn is so spurious. The vast majority of the Labour party's policies are rooted in economic issues that cut across all demographics. Of the two major parties, the Conservatives are the ones with an obsession with identity.

any militant incel man in

bet you've never even enjoyed a nice juicy rack of ribs before virgin freak

bi yearly reminder that Spencer the Painter's daughter is skin diamond

imagine being 5'6"
grim, beyond sad
obviously a manlet, but not as much of a manlet that you become a midget who now has a gimmick

just got heightmogged by alan

i just want to play cities skylines with a large number of mods it is NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK

She literally towered over me
Got completely MOGGED

>ywn the painter's daughter is Skin Diamond

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uhm alan, weren't you supposed to have hair

Based ALAN

alri chicken legs

just got handmogged by alan's so called girlfriend

Explain

chriiiiiiist hahaha

NO MUM I CAN'T PAUSE IT IT'S AN ONLINE GAME

ah ya speaking of 5'6" alan is here

well there you go
that's what I use now
got 2 150gb mobile plans for 40€/month, goes up to 10 mb/s when cable got me 180kb/s max and in the last year it was always losing connection

I have, when I was younger
luckily grew out of it, around the same time I started getting sex actually

my head is much larger than 13 inches mate

height?

the transplant looked so bad and unnatural hes been forced to damage control by shaving it all off

ex sent a video of me masturbating to my mother and boss

aren't you like 5'6? a child could destroy you, little baby man lol

nice legs btw haha

I don't think you understand what the letters MOG stand for

THE PAINTER'S DAUGHTER IS SKIN DIAMOND YOU FUCKING MUG

buy vermont maple syrup

it's not a permanent thing, just out in the lanes for a week or so, going back to my 5-10mb/s in pengchester soon

alan gets heightmogged by all the manlet thai nonces

thats why he has to "work out" to impress the ladyboys

ROARING

Help me understand

>alan shaved his head
HOOTING

irl you'd be calling me "sir"

Just been reesmogged by Jacob cos i wouldn't hand over his ladder

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have had more blisters on my hands than you have hair on your head

Alan mogs 99% of posters ITT

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Are you excited for Fallout 76 /brit/?

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>shaving off the follicles which were surgically inserted into his scalp

ah yes

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racemogged

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just been airmogged by a hairdryer

daring syntheses

yes

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So this is what totally giving up looks like?

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No, fuck Bethesda they're just cashing out with an online game they'll milk the fuck out of like GTA. We'll NEVER get a fallout game like new vegas ever again

he cute

see these lads get J.R.mogged on c4?

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oh man he's just like me

>not fallout 5
so it'll be a spinoff
it is copying fortnite perchance?

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isnt that the guy who got doxxed by butthurt taiwanese(?) betas?

it's an online survival game

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based Jake

>le new vegas fanboy
tiresome urchin

Thanks

like the fact that my height makes manlet freaks self aware haha found my true calling in life finally

Very painful

so my 17yo manager at work is leaving for uni in the fall
i've been sorta flirting with her for the last month and she's starting to like me a lot
things are getting complicated
i'm not attracted to her and i would never get into a relationship with an underage girl, but i also want her job

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as soon as he bought that plane ticket to Nonceland he'd 'given up'

no coming back from that

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i am actually, i really enjoy e3 presentations

youtube.com/watch?v=HTq3q8e8nhA

Would most girls be put off if you asked them to pee on you in the shower? Like if they were already your gf and you'd had sex a lot and felt comfortable with you ofc

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Objectively better than fallout 3 or 4

LIKE A FELLA ONCE SAID
AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD

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>asian """men"""

anyone want battering then

>muh atmosphere
bet you claim that vice city is better than san andreas or gta v as well

the transplanted hairs fall out and are replaced by new hairs

I'm a lanklet but you still have to be wary of manlets; lots of them go to the gym to compensate and could easily spark me.

Lad in the black hoody in looks like he would spin my jaw.

i remember watching that live, the hype was ridiculous and then todd just came out with his sweet little lies

>irl you'd be calling me "sir"

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Only on my bollocks

me swooping in haha

didn't like new vegas at first and preferred 3 for years
replayed new vegas a few years later and loved it, much prefer it now

why didnt that guy join in

Not about the atmosphere it's that it actually has good RPG elements and decent story compared to the others.
Fallout 1 has the best atmosphere

fight me

the limmy show is the greatest british comedy of the 21st century

fact.

NOWAG

i may have seen it live too but im not sure, really like that cheer when it was revealed you could play as a female though

bit of a mega brainlet
just been teaching myslef how to use excel

my mexican coworker calls me "boss" lol