IT'S GELATO SEASON AGAIN!!!

IT'S GELATO SEASON AGAIN!!!

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>mfw getting pistacchio gelato

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I've never had it it's basically ice cream right?

>barely tasted the iced cream
>masked with the fruits, biscuits, choco etc
Its a mistake. Not suitable for hot days.

Is there a tar-flavored one?

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Okay pygmy

Is this real?

It's heaven on earth, not a simple ice cream

I hate ice cream.

Sucking plain ice cubes is better than gelat*

I love ice cream!

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Il rap italiano è mediocre sinceramente, si riduce tutto a "fumo le canne e mi scopo la tua ragazza" pare di ascoltare dei 12enni ribellini

lmao did someone put pork inside your gelato mohammed?

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Put some sugar on top of a spoilt milk, extract the solids and churn them. Stir them in ice bucket. Ta daa, g*lato

il rap e' un'invenzione negra dove tutto quello di cui parlano e' droga, sesso e soldi. Quindi non e' molto diversa da quella originale.

porco dio

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ah yes, well you can go back to eating your malasyan delicacies such as dog and fried insects

Go beating to gulping down roaches monkey

Kek, God bless you too

gib rum and raisins, black vanilla and lemon sorbet please

Go back to gulping down roaches monkey

Go back to gulping down roaches monkey
Go beating to gulping down roaches monkey

Walnut/heavy cream is best

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Pistachio Gelato

The best, it's so aromatic.

love the little saltiness of it and the little pieces of pistachio

I had gelatto yesterday and it's winter here what the fuck are you talking about you fucking shitalian

yee

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I just assumed this was the equivalent of "rocky road" and lot literal.

subhuman amerindian TRASH

>fighting over ice cream v. gelato

All types of frozen dairy are good, stop trying to turn it into a contest.

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G*lato? More like gaylato. Thats what you can come out with with powdered mummy's milk for never moving out

frutti di bosco e gianduia
anche la panna, grazie

The most pretentious dessert ever
It's impossible to stay 100% heterosexual after tasting it

Now you can eat scorpions and cats and dogs and be an arab LARPer

Allah, btw, is indeed a good name for a pig

Have you tasted it?

Yes, it was 20 reais a single scoop. Money thrown away.

yes

What's your heterosexual percentage now then? Do you suck dicks or just the lick them?

Based combo

kek

We've mastered the art of reproducing Italian food to a T here, gelato included, and now all the anglo tourists are saying how great our icecream is.

fucking seething

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>eating the frozen jew as opposed to a cold pint of beer

Yeah ok children/fat oxen

You're a fucking subhuman drinkingg hextrogen rich shit full of toxic shit

At least I'm white, my hot headed swarthy friend

You're basically Eastern Furlan, Dragan Draganovic, deal with this.

You can hate and infoibe us as you want but you're still our brother

t. Furlan de Udin

>muh loooook loooook at my skin color i'm whiiiiiitee 111!!

Why you and your offspring nation America are so obsessed with skin color?

Pastaniggers are so easily triggered

it's just the northeners with their inferiority complex, ignore them.

You put pineapple on pizza you criminal

t.

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>tfw you ask the girl for the bacio taste
i-it's like asking a girl out

Wtf that's too lewd France

I'm sure you're ejoying your middle eastern tier southern regions.

... oh wait, your native land is so poor that you work as a slave into our northern industries and even romaians arabs and pajeet hate you.

Don't forget also that 1000 of our teenagers fucked up your entire army of 200.000 people and the strongest navy of eastern med sea and fucked up your land for 156 years. I still laugh for this.

So shut up Esposito and take our minimum wage living in some foggy padanian shithole with arabs and pajeets

t. triggered pastanigger

I'm not British though, and I'm -thankfully- not Italian

EL POLaco my friends.

Behold the ashkenazi

I can't tell apart between gel*to and puke because pieces of undigested nuts or berries or chococjips are surely accompanies them.

Negře, prosím

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Oh look the third worlder autist Sl*vic diaspora wants to talk back, how cute :(

based soft serve

What flavor is the one left of strawberry? Melon?

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based

I learned how to make Straciatella a while ago

maraş dondurması is better desu

>yeni rakı
BASED

Looks like guava, really tasty fruits.

describe me the taste, fren

>tfw no good gelato in my area

I'm not good at it, but let's try.
Texture: it's softy yet "solid", you can bite it without it "deforming", imagine something like papaya. The taste: it's very sweet, but one you don't get sick of. It has a small bitterness as well.

It's not like it's a unique fruit or anything like that, it's just that I find it hard to describe things, even more if they're food. Don't you have those over there? I really like it and the sweets made out of it are extremely good.

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I forgot about the smell, it's very characteristic of it pretty sweet and recognisable.

If you ever see this sweet (it's sold in jar as well), don't hesitate and try it, I guarantee you it's good.

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Is amarena-pistacchio a good mix?

Guava? Tasted like sour apple with strawberry seeds and juices of watermelon.

shitalians have mastered the art of stealing already known food and renaming it and pretending it's better than the initial product

oh how I wish I could nuke that pretentious shithole

based

I believe gelato predates ice cream by quite a few centuries

patrician taste, my friend
>mfw mint, yoghurt and lemon

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Everytime I see italians posting on Jow Forums they're always as cancer as they are irl

never heard of this but now i want it

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Per me una granita, grazie.

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>granita al cioccolato
cos'è questa stregoneria?

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foto scattata a Torino, di cosa ti meravigli

mai vista desu

Your country is SHIT

Gela*o is a mistake. Just reducing the water part of ice cream, put some leftover chunks and name it ge*ato. So creative.

tl;dr

Gelatto is more sugar and cream content and less water/condensed milk.

It's really funny how you're always bumping this thread when it's on page 8~10, but """complaining""" about gelato, looks almost like as you actually like it.

I always get cioccolato, nocciola and crema.
Am I basic?

>this thread
nuke italy