/brit/

you need to be fed to a pack of wolves

liberals are the real racists

"gas" all french people

need a fash gf

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You are wrong. See aforemade point, circa post #90476914: "Anything beneath [14] and you are destined for the guillotine" (Anonymous, /brit/, ).

I have never expressed any sort of untoward thirst for genuine preadolescents, and in fact I submit that it was your unconscious desire for such forbidden flesh that compelled you to make this allegation.

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father forgive them for they know not what they post

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CHING CHONG WING WONG I RUVVV EATIN DOGGI

le coq sportif mentioned

Rate my bank balance.

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i'm a brit though as has been established for MANY months now

give it all to the poor, son

look at all that weed he's growing! lmao

I thought Jow Forums was banned in China :S

do you have to use one of those special halal paki banks?

Sure you are yellow man

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I am with HSBC.

is that rupees or pounds?

funding ISIS?

FUCK OFF

any pics od sue's feet

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Pounds.

*posts from his shoebox*

aren't special paki banks a thing though? Was sure there was some stupid rules in Islam about lending

youtube.com/watch?v=DtLY5y7-v7w the zenith of British television

I hereby "close the book" on this "case", and award title of victor and considerable damages to myself. Any future calumnous allegations of paedophilia will be met with prepared opposition, and likely Janitorial involvement if a Global Site Rule looks to have been bronen in making the post.

Islamic banking is a thing.

Jow Forums isnt banned but captcha doesnt load because its google based

To give a man 5 sous because he is poor and has no bread is perfect, but to give him a blowjob because he has no girlfriend is too much of a good thing: you don't have to do that.

fuck im shaking
finished my wank and I was sitting bum naked and dad came upstairs so I quickly got up and pulled my pants up but as he was opening my bedroom door i didn't have any trousers on so I held the door shut with my foot as I put my shorts on and said I was getting ready for the gym
think I might have got away with it

10 million people watch this regularly

as long as you don't collect interest you're fine

how come karate fights never just randomly break out irl like they do in the movies?

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>Breaks up with girl saying he needs some time
>Goes on a tinder date the next night
>Date was at the pub and he hears his name called
>It was his ex and her 4 friends
>They sit behind him and his date and bitch about him
>He's never been more embarrassed

rate the 'vestments

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can picture those toes caressing my glans

reminds me of the time mom found my cumwall

why do you not adhere to it then? are you a bad muslim?

>PMS
Had a giggle at this.

FOLB

BASED
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Obviously. I post here.

You would you woman-beating fucking Shah

yeah you did, I once walked in on my brother mid-wank and my mind made me believe he was just "changing" because the truth would have traumatised me. didn't realise til years later

damn
big kudos if under 30

justeat order:

>chicken burger meal
>12 spicy wings
>wedgies
>can of rubicon mango

Mummy was called in to work(she has a zero hours contract) and left me money for tea, I was a bit peckish so had 8 fondant fancies to tide me over until it gets here

Rate

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how did the prophet know to make anime imageboards haram all those years ago ?

On some days I'm really good looking so I walk around the house and garden looking at myself in the mirror for the ego & confidence boost

Anyone else do this

Thanks?

>reddit.app.link

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Umm it isn't time to break our fast yet?

Honestly I thionk if he was born now he would post here all the time. Mostly on Jow Forums.

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cant imagine being that bad getting caught with your pants down by a female

nice bro
yesterday I had 36 chicken nuggets, a pile of chips, a deli meat sandwich as a side, and three cornettos for dessert

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doubt anyone over 30 posts here

hate the stupid smug look on this fat wojack

Funny how Lad rhymes with Dad really

think he'd be more likely to post in the cunny threads on /tv/

thanks lad

>40 hours awake
how the FUCK haven't I gone into massive organ failure yet?

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got caught wanking in a portakabin by a sparkie once

funny how new zealand rhymes with poo pee land really

Girl rhymes with Twirl

you're more likely to have a seizure first (and then just fall asleep)

t. had a seizure after severe sleep deprivation

He'd be on both.

You can last a week before your body starts shutting down without sleep.

you're an android believing yourself is a human

about £50 in the bank account
t. sixth form retaking mong

good lad, genuinely have a lot of respect for people who save money and invest it

love custard creams

Business idea: chicken wings and ribs, but deboned

ive done this before, when i was studying

Just had it officially confirmed via a trustworthy Roial channel: the Queen absolutely does lurk here

didn't know insects sleeped

If you take a photo of your sister in her underwear I will pay you £1000.

the house next door to me's been sold to niggers

The anaemic cousin of the bourbon

>tfw too stupid and risk-averse to invest

got ~£16.5k sitting in a cash ISA on 1.24% interest

inflationberg will take it all eventually

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no you nonce freak shes underage

don't believe this is yours

>Has never seen a sleeping fly

Got 24k just rotting away in the bank at 23. Not really sure what to do.

*snap*
Yep. This one's going in my evidence locker

Your Mum then.

At 9.15pm on 9 April 1956, the BBC's switchboard suddenly lit up with calls from hundreds of viewers convinced they had just witnessed a gruesome murder live on their television screens.

A mysterious-looking oriental magician had put a 17-year-old girl in a trance, laid her on a table and sliced her body in half with a massive buzz saw as if she were a slab of meat on a butcher's table.