Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/梅雨
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clemson.edu/caah/departments/languages/academics/modernlanguages/japanese.html)
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綺麗だね
もうそろそろ寝る

おやすみー

anyone learning japanese by watching this girl's videos?

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おつかれお兄ちゃん

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I've never watched her videos

起きた

もしもし日本人はいませんか

はいはいいますぜ
ンだよ?

梅雨はいつでしょうか。
日本(群馬)に行きだいけど雨は嫌です。

ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/梅雨

なんでグンマーなんだよ?

帰りたい

妻は群馬の出身です。

私の経験では8月はクソ暑いです。
今年日本にもっと早くに行こうと思ったんですけど。

確かにクソ暑いね
梅雨も夏も嫌っていうなら9月以降になっちまうぜ

6月らしいOP画像でいいね
乙です
もうすぐ梅雨入りだよ
逆に遅くする事はできないの?

二人とも大学院生だから9・10月は無理です。
残念。

う〜んじゃあ年末になるのかな
もう6月だし梅雨始まっちゃうしな

年末年始楽しそう。
でも冬に行ったことはないので不安です。
家でストーブを使うとは本当ですか。
こっちではヒートポンプです。

9月は台風が多いよ
11月後半〜12月前半辺りが紅葉シーズンなので良いかもしれない

みんな年間どれくらい貯金してる?
自分は毎年150〜180万だけど去年は200万貯まった
今年はまだ45万くらい
ボーナスで100万行けば嬉しいけど

We are probably the world's worst at saving money.
marketwatch.com/story/most-americans-have-less-than-1000-in-savings-2015-10-06

I used to be just like everyone else. But now whenever I get a bonus I ask my (Japanese) wife what we should do and the answer is always an emphatic 「貯金!」. Makes me laugh.

どこへ?

学生なのに結婚するってすごいな
何研究してんの?

奥さんに聞いた方が早いんじゃね
俺ん家はコタツとエアコンだけど

Tomorrow I will eat lunch with someone
I'm so excited that I can't sleep
What should i doooo

学生でも今年33歳になります。
研究の対象はネットワーク(WAN)

よくわかんないけどすごそう
アメリカの大学って日本人いる?
やっぱりアジア人は中国人ばっかり?

こんにちわ、今日みんなさんお元気ですか

ファっぷをします

こんにちは
早く死んで肉の塊になりたいです

nani?

コタツですね。
妻からコタツムリのことを聞きました。

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元気そうに見える?

i can only read こんにちは
kanji, its, i want to be a piece of dead meat??
learning japanese on duolingo

コタツむりを知ってるなんて上級者だな
ちなみに”着れる布団”とかもあるよ

ん、ファップをしましょ、ジャマんさん

(Sorry for switching to English).

Yes, we have a small Japanese department at my university (clemson.edu/caah/departments/languages/academics/modernlanguages/japanese.html) that invites a couple Japanese exchange students each year. I met my wife at the Japanese conversation club.

But yes, my department (Electrical and Computer Engineering) is probably 33% Chinese and 33% Indian. The Japanese students that come here are usually English majors.

嫁はグンマー出身か・・・・

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>着れる布団
面白い!

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I'm doing nofap
It helps me talk to women :)

ああ、とてもいいですジャマんくん!

Ah okay, so your wife was university student in Japan and her major was English right?
I guess Japanese women who study engineering and can use English are extremely rare..

失礼ですな。
群馬にも文明があります。

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にほんあにきをがんばってください

No, sorry. I didn't do a good job of explaining.

I met my wife at the Japanese club of my university in America. She has been here for many years because her father works in America. Also, her major is Chemistry.

hai
arigatou gozaimasu tomodachi

Ok, I got it.
じゃあどちらかと言うと帰国子女っぽいのか

That sounds about right. But according to her she doesn't want to live in Japan because the society is too strict.

But I think I would like to live there for a few years. Japanese food is so delicious!! And her dad has a house in 日本海 that's very relaxing.

なぜ妻を持ってるリア充はここにいるのかなw

ほんまにそれ

>And her dad has a house in 日本海
in 日本海?

皆さまぁお仕事学校いってらっしゃいませぇ
ボクは寝まちゅ

おやしみ

こうしてあなた達を読んでいます

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does drinking alcohol and smoking in japan have a stigma or is japan as degenerate as western countries?

>society is too strict
How does she know?
She barely lived in Japan and only lived as a kid.

In fact it was the kind anons in this thread who helped me get the Japanese gf (now wife). They gave me advice about what to do when I meet her parents, what kinds of gifts to buy, etc.. I was very lucky because her dad loves American beer and I love Japanese food so we instantly connected.

"On" nihonkai, I should say. 新潟県村上市

ヴィニエイラ様のフィギュア持ってるわ
我らがズヴィズダーの光をあまねく世界に!

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I got the impression that drinking alcohol is mandatory and smoking is common. For men, at least. And I wouldn't call drinking お酒 degenerate. It's a very old tradition.

That's her impression, at least. I can't argue with her because I've never lived there. Perhaps she is just afraid of not being able to find a job and becoming 専業主婦.

>drinking alcohol and smoking
>degenerate
kys mutt

Japanese men smoking rates in 60’s is over 80% and now decreasing.
Normally Japanese women don’t tend to smoke because of stereotypes.

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I vaguely remember you.
One of my parents is originally from Niigata, 村上 is not very touristy and gets pretty snowy in winter.
I don't think it's a good place to own a vacation house... does he have any connection to 村上?

Perhaps She is from 群馬.
In Tokyo, women who have job are common.

Perhaps because*

I like Murakami a lot (鮭!) but I've never been there in the winter. Her parents went there in December and sent me this picture.

Wife's mom is from Murakami and her father's house on nihonkai is the house he grew up in. It's near 越後早川駅 in an area they refer to as いなか.

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With only an undergraduate degree in Chemistry from a US university, it's probably a little hard to find a job in a research field though.

鉄オタだから越後早川駅しっとるぞ

鉄オタおじさん

>it can't be degenerate! it's legal and part of my culture!

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I wish I had a friend like you. Shinkansen is very easy for foreigners to use but I'm afraid I'll never be able to ride 列車. All the timetables are far too confusing and I'm too shy to ask for help from 駅員.

Also, you may find this amusing: I like to wait at the railroad crossing near her dad's house and wave at いなほ. I wonder how surprised they are to see 外人 there.

I've visited Niigata only several times but it's a very lovely area.
Well, having to remove a few meters of snow off the roof every day in winter must be a literal hell, but it's a great place to see what Japanese seasons are like.

>surprised
Oh they are so used to gaijin.
JET program sends gaijin to every small village in Japan.

>of all the demons I've known, none could compare to you

(Ghost lyric) how would you translate this to japanese ?

直訳:私は今までに知っているどの悪魔ともあなたを比べられない

漫画風:俺の知る限り、お前のみたいな悪魔は見たことねえな

出来ないと思う
日本語はとても複雑

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お前みたいな悪魔、の間違い

大糸線とかも好きだったな

Anyone here like sashimi? Have a picture from the last wedding I went to.

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あなたの母はとても好きよ

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鯛のお刺身美味しそう

最近ダークソウルリマスターにドハマりし過ぎて時間がまったく足りないのだが?うんち

週初めの平日朝からポテチ右手にゲーム三昧してる上位者ワシ以外におる?いやおらん
念の為もう一度聞くわ
おりゅ?

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おっぱい

いるよ
ポテチはなくてお菓子はあるけど

おったか
何のゲームしとるんだキミは

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サルミアッキ?

エロゲでしか一つの手で遊べない

チンポチンポチンポ!

Battle for Wesnoth
日本語タイトルは知らない

それもある
ミクスだ

うんち!wうんち!wうんち!wうんち!w

調べてみたら結構昔のゲームなんだな
ファイアーエムブレムみたいなゲームかな

いるぜ
僕も今日一日中ゲームするつもりだ。 ポテチは今買ってくるよ

さあ、ファイアーエムブレムやったことない。
多分いつかやるべきだ

うおおおおおおおおおおおおおJow Forumsはホント仲間が多いなブラザー達よ
キミは何のゲームをするんだい?

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エロゲ

asking here because the other thread is dead: does DJT still have a Discord? can someone please post an invite if it is still around? asked on /jp/ already but don't expect a response from the cancerous morons who have taken over that thread

かなみんエロゲ大スキマンなの?かなみん

Crusader Kings 2 というゲーム。 アイルランドを正教会にしたいと思う

Kanon、家族計画、BALDR FORCEが至高のエロゲ