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>not 69-FAG-POO
howling

Why are you bongs so stupid?

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'ummer

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>Cornwall and Scotland will run out of food within a couple of days

would unironically not mind this. First because the Scots are cucks and second because I've always fancied a nice retirement home down in Devon

youtube.com/watch?v=Mgu3sL_vcyg
any new school garage man in

hmm yes this doesn't sound like hyperbole

I've read the article
>they were given creditcards with unlimited spending on whatever they desired
>put in a hotel in Chelsea or Kensington or something for over a year
they probably could've rebuild the towers for what they spend on these people

toil, toil is coming

like cats but no interest in having one
regularly pass roadkill cats on my work commute and think nothing of it
they strike me as dogs for people who don't want the hassle involved in owning a dog, but in return get none of the rewards involved in rearing a dog

like we had as many cats as dogs growing up but theres a literal dog graveyard in my parents back garden but we barely remember the cats we had

MXE and MXP are so grim, almost as bad as the times I snorted heroin

don't know anything on the bottom. imagine devoting your live to this shit, you massive freak

...

>will never be public again

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people in greenfell were fucking lucky desu
wish i was in there

>dog graveyard in my parents back garden
cannot imagine being this runty

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>portugal below Somalia, The Congo and Afghanistan

'kin 'ell

>acid grouped with nos
>anime is a drug
oh my days

I don't get it

this not be real surely

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went for a country walk with the proto-gf, got shouted at to get a room while we kissed, got a bag of eccies for detonate festival next week
productive day all round

been drinking every day for about a month now haha wahey

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average london lad, seems like a good guy

wtf is this

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*punts the runt into the street*

>GCSEs

not really a good measure as they aren't standardised and there's a shitload of fraud that goes on with coursework and teachers literally reading answers out

not to mention inner city schools literally get twice the per student funding that schools up north get, and teachers are incentivised to work at them because of key worker schemes etc

What has Denmark ever contributed to this world except for a child's toy

love cats haha

VIRGIN _____

Based Smokey cucking Br*tish police

youtube.com/watch?v=X-Vcx3zRE-0

the life of a literal 17 year old

is this even real? This is some Cape Town shit

instagram.com/p/BS_4tk3DS2V/?taken-by=hildemhaugen
the gf

This Is The Most British Thing You Will See This Month

'sheed

>someone has done nothing to harm me but are a traveller so I hate them.

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>Portugal

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part and parcel

>only 17 year olds do nice things at the weekend
righty-o lad

same
(@90483655)

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*sniffs the air*
runts about... i'm sure of it

*poos in the graveyard*

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laughable that some people actually believe this

literally a monkey who can't even properly use a knife. he literally tries to stab the closed window with the knife point. failing that he tries hammering it with the fine blade, not once but at least four or five times. not once does he have the basic instinct to use the heaviest part of the knife (the handle) to break the window. so fucking stupid. literally sub 80 IQ

Someone tell me why we shouldn't just ban black people from London

actually give me a convincing argument pls. You'd solve 90% of London's problems by doing it.

>2 hours of free time before bed and morrowtoil

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cagers absolutely BTFO

is this Mogadishu?

*runs into the thread*

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Fuck off scum

>the CHAD psychonaut
translation: burnt out hippy retard who thinks he is Aldous Huxley but unlike Aldous Huxley has no discernible talent, other than ingesting large quantities of psychedelics

ship them all back to africa, every last one of them

i go to bed at 11:30 and get up at 7

>stumble towards a group conversation
>watch silently as all involved engage in a constant stream of banter and overlapping smalltalk.
>I feel like I could add to this
>after a while someone says something to another person that upsets me or vaguely challenges one of my political sensibilities
>my hand instinctively reaches into my pockets and I begin aggressively searching for something, only the right one will do
>the conversation continues
>after some time I find the specific picture of a specific American teenage boy that I had in mind
>repeat aloud the sentence that had upset me while brandishing the picture of the American boy for all to see, making sure that all involved get a good look at it
>most ignore me, continuing their dialogue, one says the n-word in my direction
>my hand flies back into my pocket. A few minutes pass and I loudly repeat the word while I present yet another picture of a young American boy in green clothing. Similar, but clearly a different picture and person from the last one
>I have a dozen or so of these in my possession
>"fuck off, fucking mong"
>I do this every day

muscle reflex from stabbing people every day of the week throughout london

Lads look at hese screenshots of a girl I've been trying to shag for months at her "boyfriends pool competition" for "big money" live streamed. she is groped and assaulted all night and her mum is there and she looks horrified then people start doing it to her mum as well while her boyfriend does nothing. i have asked her if she or her mum were raped and she started crying and shouting at me saying i'm a stalker for going there and now she hides from me and cries i only watched it cause i wanted to watch him lose and laugh not watch her get molested in front of her upset mother who is sat nearby. its just blowing my nut even a cheap prossie wouldnt let someone do that to their FUCKING MUM

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I am a horrible cretin; a weird spasmoid who makes other people uncomfortable with my mere presence. It is only right that I should alone.

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This fag on BGT. Oh boy.

y'all niggers don't even smoke 69-poo-fag

>"road rage incident"
oh it was but a mere incident. Like that time someone yelled at me from their car

You probably wank to futa like most poltards so..

>ayo da tests be culturally biased and shiet

state of wh*tes

2C compounds are more normie than acid

why are there so few blacks in northern england

racism

I can relate.

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there aren't many blacks in England full stop really, just a fuckload in London

The moment a black goes even a step north of the thames they turn in to scousers.

the chad straight edge: literature, kino, water, God

brexit

a bunch of young men all dressed in black dancing extremely aggressively on stage

they like to segregate themselves. nearly all of them go to london

toil from 8 till 4.
its good because that first hour of toil is purely self directed and i leave before all the other wagies

I've only done 2C-B. It was interesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

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Typed in men's singles into google to check who went through in the French Open and now all my ads are of single hunks

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That isn’t true unless you are just talking about countryside

wound my window down and shouted mong at a paki bus driver because he was blocking a junction stuck in traffic that the car infront of me was trying to turn into

don't know why you get so irate about the kekistani poster
he's just shitposting

>video of two black people fist pumping because one of them didn't run a pedestrian gets literally millions of views and makes the news
>black gangs trying to stab white people in cars gets no attention from the same Gen Z pandering news outlets at all

makes you think. it really, really does.

I need to move.

When I was in Bristol they were everywhere too

literal virgin

who do you think put manny on the map?

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niggers are lower than monkeys