/brit/

really like cara's arse and panties here

Attached: Nb.jpg (3334x2500, 464K)

you keep talking about this season ticket but you will NOT purchase it in the end so shut the fuck up you plastic cunt

Woah...

Attached: 1525907997469.png (1080x1051, 972K)

Shit TV show for retarded yanks

Attached: 1526412789579.jpg (2000x1521, 357K)

>donald trump fucks with north korea by cancellign adn then uncancelling the meeting

>kim jong un fucks with the US by planning to meet bashar al-assad

kim's got moves you gotta give him that.

me on the far right with no hope in sight

idiotic art style but actually pretty accurate

wanna get stoned but all the lads have work tomo
what do

Marriage is just awkwardly sitting with another person at a breakfast table silently eating a bowl of Cheerios and you've seen that person's butthole

Attached: _vHBHQWB_400x400.jpg (399x399, 28K)

Attached: 0259.jpg (1300x1900, 1.52M)

I'm just not sure where I want to sit

Attached: good seat.jpg (723x491, 194K)

OH IT'S IN THE EVENING

AFTER DARK

THAT THE BLACK LEG MINER

GOES TO WORK

WITH HIS MOLESKIN PANTS

AND HIS DIRTY SHIRT

THERE GOES THE BLACK LEG MINER

i am the king of spain
i am in constant pain

>molasses
>in baked beans
that must be a yank thing

Attached: Screenshot 2018-06-03 at 18.05.00.png (645x276, 29K)

throw your weed out and start learning a language

STOP SQUAKING THAT FUCKING DOG TOY YOU STUPID OLD BITCH HAVE YOU GOT NOTHING BETER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE THAN SIT THERE DOING THAT FOR A DOG JESUS CHRIST GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE REEEEEEEE

do you reckon Chelsea could beat up sophie turner in a wrestling match? both have great bodies, would love front row tickets for sure

money should be illegal

2C-T-7: 30mg, insufflated
Bromo-DragonFLY: 400µg, bombed
U-47700: 5mg, intravenous injection
MDPV: 40mg, right up the shitter

Attached: 1527263448331.png (1105x466, 582K)

DELETE

ya hablo otra lengua putaso

the proverbial bank of mater-et-pater.

rosy doesn't have empathy so obviously she'd be vicious as hell in a fight

communism is objectively the best and most well-thought-out ideology

funny to think Kanye uses the darknet

delete this one mate cheers

Attached: 1483243054292s.jpg (205x246, 6K)

start smoking spice

have a PMS account myself
(piss myslf(

>Good Time
more like GOAT time h-haha

are british baked beans not fairly sweet then?

I actually hate baked beans for that reason

what is PMS

it's not any different to the regular internet, he probably only uses it for twitter

its what you do when yoiu' drink too many beer's!

Ah yes the ol' daddy's money

Just bought red orchestra 2 heroes of stalingrad for five quid
quite comfy I must say

literally makes little difference you fucking runt
isn't there a standing section at rochdale? the best atmosphere will be there

where do you think he copped 2cb and dmt la

why do people shit on morroblivion so much
don't find anything wrong with it except for some of the auto-scaling stuff

oh gosh oh golly
i'm not a wasteman, i'm not a wally

tbf you can buy 2cb on the street. as for the DMT, he probably heard joe rogan talking about it or something.

What language is good for a native English speaker to learn?

they're a tiny bit sweet but the overall flavour is rather savory

Ancient Egyptian

Anyone here play mafia 2?
That was a good game

Spanish, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian are all fairly easy for English speakers

Already speak it m8.

our beans are in tomato suace, not molasses
heinz beans, best beans

Attached: 81F2ari1TzL._SX385_.jpg (385x385, 30K)

Amy ķīňo man in?

you can't properly learn a new language as an adult unless you live in the country itself

Probably the best games I ever played are:
Ratchet and Clank 2 or 3
Dragon age inquisition
Gta sa

t. brainlet

Bird Crane Magic Eye Bird?

Not worried about difficulty. I want a "useful" language under my belt.

no it wasn't

hmm they may be a bit different then

American traditional dishes are quite sweet overall, as historically sugar and molasses have been really cheap here and corn has a pretty high sugar content, it's not a new phenomenon

retaking A Levels and I'm going to fail again because I'm a fucking idiot

Standing is behind the goal, bad view and my anxiety makes it difficult to be in the standing area

>Get my shit ham on my shit muffins from Tesco ready
>Walkers baked Cheese and Onion crisps
>A pink lady apple
>Some grapes
>Two protein bars
>My water bottle
>A double twirl

Can't wait for tomorrow's lunch at the toil lads, it keeps me living. Definitely don't want to kill myself.

Attached: asdfasdf.jpg (634x790, 48K)

how does everyone on Jow Forums speak english then

we believe in you user x

Was it not? Seem to remember liking it but it was so long ago. Why was it bad?

Too busy playing with your mum's nipples

I'm proficient in both German and Norwegian and I'd trade them both for a real language
do French or something

Indeed.
It's not what you say it's how you say it.

Cheeky 400ml and a bag O'sniff at the ready

Attached: 8B893B6DB3D643DB902E3DA443844030.jpg (2243x3000, 652K)

Do you ever just stop and think about your life and go "man I've really fucked up"

this kino or pic related kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=JGEJOAsQX2w

Attached: Stalker-02.jpg (650x476, 86K)

Haha love a bit of cheeky banter

brexit means brexit
heinz MEANS beans

depends what you mean by properly

you'll never achieve a level on-par with a native speaker who learned the language as their first language but you can definitely get to a high, passable standard without living in that specific country

even for people who DO move countries, there are always tiny quirks that distinguish them to native speakers anyway

What is so good about French? I'm not really interested in communicating with French and African people.. should I be?

Tarkovsky's best is the sacrifice by far

>perfect women don't exi-

Attached: 28665817481A44DEBB9C6AD592605FB5.png (750x1334, 964K)

used to make my lunches in advance but now I just get a meal deal every day, £3

Whose dick do you have to suck to get a (You) around here?

I'm 6ft 9". Ask me anything about my life.

runt
if we get rochdale away in the cup then me and the lads are going to rush you

Bergman > Tarkovsky
It ain't no joke

it was just really linear and ripped off a bunch of films

well literature and culture

business opportunities but those are largely tied to Africa and France

>150lbs in 1 year

Attached: LANA_RIP.jpg (906x620, 119K)

Not really

I'm probably happier now than I have been at anytime in the last 10 years

do you laugh at 5'8 "men" like me

True
Shit game 2bh hated every second of it

what maths is useful for comp sci?
might as well learn some shit while i'm a NEET for 3 months

I think I'm not cut out for watching animu to be quite honest, even if at first glance it's just about cute girls doing things there's so much character development and relationship forming and experience making and insight having going on. It's just too emotional and leaves me bawwing in the end and sometimes inbetween. Also reminds me of having wasted much of my own youth.

Attached: title.jpg (959x537, 81K)

can't believe that came out 8 years ago
wow
great game

Oh that's nice. Happy for you.