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proper mad scrap
>when the cup of tea goes flying

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Amazing how after like 5 years of this shit there arestill thread splitters posting as if anybody cares past the first post what the edition is.

Unbelievably sad

I'm conservative, so I am!

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going to an escape room for 'team building' with the toilmates soon haha

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcRykTbiva4

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Ah yes, scousers

Asked out a girl

now deeply regret it because I realise we don't get on that well and I'm actually going to have to go out on a date and be a normie for a day and I'm terrified

love girl fights me, regularly fap to them especially when qts get dominated

Have a test tomorrow and I am absolutely monged

Smoked a couple blunts and took two Xanax I’m really struggling to type or pay attention to brit

ye he spends all day posting twitter caps and gets mad at them even though half are fake

as soon as there's 5 posts and you've scrolled past the OP who cares what the edition is

>escape room with the toilmates

So, the office?

Those are not scousers you fucking brainlet. Clearly a north east accent

why do you spend so long obsessing about what you're allowed to say about black people.

give it a rest mate.

my fucking nightmare is doing team building exercises at work. i'm 6, i don't want to do fucking circle time activities.
just let me do my toil and go home, i don't want anything to do with you REEE FUCK OFF

gf told me that I snore but it's 'quiet' and 'cute'
can't trust her anymore tbqh ngl la

ayyy hows everyone nite tonite lads?

All my m8s are Jewish

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two xans you'd black out in like 5 minutes la

i gotta take a whizz test to my PO
i know i failed cause i done smoked major weed bro

'tismomick, your meds, take them

Not at the one go ya trout

dire

err alri donald dont you have a country to run poorly or something

*pushes skinny friend in to a mosh pit*

>i'm 6
janny please deal with this child

Unironically used to think like this then went for a few beers and did an escape room with the team.

Actually made work a lot more relaxing and bearable and I felt much more involved and able to speak freely.

It's like a necessary evil

leftypol SEETHING

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>no toil on the morrow

I GOTTA TESTIFY

COME UP IN THE SPOT LOOKIN EXTRA FLY

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do you even have a job la

same desu lad, thee qtie I hit up a few days ago still hasn't got back and the stress is ridiculous, oof i might have fuckit this time l
lads :(

love barging manlets in moshpits haha

>Hannah omg that virgin freak totally looked at me in class today

Mongo enjoy benzo withdrawal that will probably be the death of you

toil from home, day off tomorrow

commutecucks SEETHING

Imagine getting upset at such trivial non issues such as the content of Facebook meme pages

Consider not being a child lad

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We livin' in yo' head rent free, Jow Forumsfuck.

benzo addiction is a myth

did xanax & valium 3-4 times a week for 3 months and nothing came of it

why do people do benzos when opioids are superior?

Get a sense of humour autistic retard

worlds dumbest beetle has managed to land on my desk upside down several times spanning several days
absolutely have no idea how its still alive

Honestly kind of enjoy my drive to work, gives me time to wake up and enjoy raido 4.

Sure it's a bit long but it's honestly not that bad. I used to work from home one day a week and that was enough desu, I'd find myself eating shit and falling asleep at like 2pm

have a reputation at work for not enjoying work.

even though my actual work output is very good and i've shown a lot of dedication to the job for example coming in directly after having gone to the hospital etc.

Rate the Hermione gf /10

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ah yes shitting yourself and overdosing

>Autistic
Says the lad who posts the same images here day in day out religiously

Get a life or maybe a job pal

you need to get a sense of humour paddy mcfuckwit if this what you find funny you virgin freak

trash desu lad, that one of those r9k trannies?

regularly post and browse on Jow Forums, /v/, /sp/ and /tv/

what about you lads

driving is fun, but the roads are packed and everyone is tired and pissed off, generally just a bad experience

don't even get me started on trains

Have a seizure on the floor and start frothing at the mouth thanks to those benzos, pal

Jow Forums and here.

Fit is unironically the best board

Hope the gay autistic lad or the lost voice guy win BGT desu

it's an actual girl

Same, except minus /v/, and /tv/ only for shitposting and Better Call Saul threads.

if a girl doesnt respond or doesnt seem interested just move on, no point chasing women

what english county has the best girls

dropping a couple of pingers for zyzz next weekend lads

Doubt that will happen mate think I’ll be OK actually

Agree on the trains mate, commuting via train was the most depressing thing in the world.

I don't know what it is about waiting for your delayed train to show up on that shitty, rainy, grey platform, squeezing on like a sardine and awkwardly trying to read your phone whilst everybody shuffles around.

Nightmare

I browse /Brit/, and /motoGP/ and back in the day, /epl/ and /606/

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I have seen her vagina

I would not wish that on anyone

you sure?
is a bloke lad, am a gay and i'm not happy about that either but it be how it be

why is everyone on bluelight a smackhead, but at the same time they all know a lot about chemistry and biochemistry
are druggies secretly geniuses?

Jow Forums is my home board, came here from misc 2011-2012
post on Jow Forums (mostly just /brit/) and /sp/ regularly, /tv/ and /o/ semi regularly

/brit/
/tv/
/sp/ match threads
/mu/ occasionally

literally sat here just feeling miserable about toil watching the clock countdown.

i hate that they underpay me so fucking much ahhh

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yes ive just blown your mind, you can thank me later

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The only teambuilding I need should be done down the pub after work. All this cringy organised fun activity shite can fuck off

Jow Forums - only /brit/
/mu/
/tv/
check /gif/ every once in a while for wank material
that's it really.

online druggies are above average intelligence
offline druggies are stupid crackheads

also nobody uses bluelight anymore, reddit is unironically very good for drug research, risk reduction etc

negged phaggot

The money doesn't make you any happier lad

My journey

>If I could just get off minimum wage and get salaried
>If I could just get off 21k
>If I could just get higher than 28k and onto 30k
>If I could just squeeze past 32k

I'm still miserable

if you can be a hard drug user for years without killing/spackering yourself you're either hard as nails or know what the fuck you're doing

All team building activities should be centered around dancing so the virgin freaks can be ousted and brought around the back of the building to be shot

Let's be real, boys

/606/ threads were maximal comfy

Pains me to think I'll never have those weekends back in my life

32k is nothing if you're in l*ndon, might as well be minimum wage because you can't afford anything even resembling a life

50k is the bare MINIMUM to afford something one could call a "life" in london

100k is when you MIGHT be happy(if you're not a virgin loser)

Toilberg! Is it... over?

>At long last. No weekend lasts forever, my runt.

I see... only toiling... before... me...

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literally just /brit/

i came here from /sp/ in the great migration

This would also be acceptable. All this teambuilding shite is just to accommodate birds who don't like going to the pub anyway.

Openness to experience innit

any minimum wage man in

Microsoft Office hungers!

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100k is huge in america must be absolutely massive in britain

mfw 4ch x2 brit/pol/ is dead so i post here now

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Love this meme, WoTLK truly was the best

>FATHER! Is it...over!?
>At long last. No coin rules forever my son.

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*raises paw*