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good thread

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yes. no more chinkymong threads

hello all
I have a huge exam tomorrow which counts for 25% of my degree

i have time to watch one film tonight to attempt to destress myself

whats it going to be?
(something comfy, please)

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Can I go to uni with absolute SHITE A Level results?
It's been two years since I left college so I don't want to go back there.

Feel like I want to do English but I didn't even take that as an A Level. Maybe I could just send them some of my writings? I need a break from toil plus I feel like uni could help me stop being an isolated piece of shit.

>listing your primary school on your cv
he has to be taking the piss lads

>having a cv
he has to be taking the piss lads

taxi driver
watched it the night before my big exam which secured me a 1st

yes you can,you can do a foundation degree which is basically an extra year before you start the actual degree

You’ve dug yourself a hole lad

How’d you do shit in your A levels? You thick?

It's required here, full educational history is mandatory including dates of attendance and all grades of standardised exams. You're also required to include a photo, your address, your DOB and a lot of other supplementary information. It's also common for people under 25 to list their parent's occupations.

>tfw use my mother's surname on applications because it's Indian

Everybody just have a good time.

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How do you speak English so well Hans?

>destress
hello oxford
1mg xanax
yours sincerely

>parent's occupations
why though

gf is listening to Australian Christian folk through the speakers again

best oscar wilde poems?

Nobody Knows (2004)

A Serbian Film

patton

“Doug” has to be the most boring, uninventive tripfag I have EVER seen. The lad is literally unremarkable.

Give it up Doug you bore.

M(D)OGGED

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stalker is peak comfy desu but it's not something you can really relax while watching if you want to understand it

BLACK BARCADI

MI6 double agent

A Levels were not easy at the time you utter autistic dickheads

the summer holiday

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They basically use it to judge whether you're respectable and reliable. If your mum's a doctor and your dad's a judge you're considered to be a better candidate.

I'm a Brit abroad.

Spectacular Now, think it's on BBC 2 now or later

he's not even a proper trip fag, he just uses the name field because he's a mong

merging family businesses

use an employee's electrician or lawyer parents for free

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
HE REIGNS
IN HEAVEN ABOVE

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>In June 1950, Gan-Ganowicz escaped to West Berlin and a few months later traveled to France. There he attended military officer school, organized by NATO
>In 1967, Gan-Ganowicz traveled to Yemen under government contract from the King of Saudi Arabia
lol what a surprise, must have fought for every fascist organisation and state under the sun

better than australian muslim stuff
news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/inside-family-home-where-wife-was-mutilated-murdered-as-children-watched/news-story/2b8a66bb57b6199a7ee65ba9f46201e9

looks an awful lot like this guy
google.com.au/search?q=bassam raad&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie0dX3sbjbAhVIyrwKHcwKCOEQ_AUICigB&biw=1262&bih=704&dpr=2#imgrc=_

I am sad that I missed the crushing bollocks meme.

don't even know what to do with my toil leave.

so far every time i got leave i just went to my parents house and lived there for a week before coming back to toildon.

too thick for academics of any sort might just learn a trade instead

classic

Dull boy

classist nonsense

>A Levels were not easy at the time
That's some serious cope, you know it's graded on a curve?

In all seriousness though, can't you just go as a mature student if you're over 23? Thought you don't need any qualifications then

>They basically use it to judge whether you're respectable and reliable. If your mum's a doctor and your dad's a judge you're considered to be a better candidate.
bet this didn't happen in the gdr
what a repulsive country the brd is

Yes I'm a thick lazy piece of shit and I didn't even go to one of my exams. I still cringe thinking about my lecturer calling me waking me up at 2 o'clock asking where I am. Christ the disapointment in his voice.

Thing is most of my lecturers had high hopes for me because they mistook my ability at remembering little factoids as broad knowledge at each subject.

i am so fucking lonely

It's REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Yeah doable
The fact you have the A levels already is a big bonus. They don't have to think about "conditional offers"
Also work and life experience is actually taken into account
Doesn't matter your A levels aren't in the subject
t. Went back to uni at 21 for degree completely unrelated to a levels

And as user said, worst case scenario you do a foundation year.

Although...
English? Mate...glorified book club those degrees. If you're going back to uni pick something good

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44237903
>it's coming home

What subjects? How did you last two years of A levels without sitting the first year?

you have us matey

well sorry for not being a happyclapper

Yeah sorry for having a name that you, for some reason, think is of special significance you bent potato muncher

How can you be more classist than us, wtf

>didn't even go to one of my exams. I still cringe thinking about my lecturer calling me waking me up at 2 o'clock asking where I am. Christ the disapointment in his voice.

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Retaking A Levels. Talking to people in my class and realise how much I missed out on because of crippling anxiety at the time. God I wish I was out having house parties and that.

Yeah because it’s not “anonymous” you attention craving boring little slut

HATE SUMMER

in Winter it would have been an hour for 2 now

great, now you've gone and triggered his autism and he's gonna start lashing out at everything

The song just gets kind of annoying though lad

She pop molly, she pop perc, she do blow
Time for me to take you to my home
Back to the house
Fuck on the couch
Do that for clout
Yeah
No doubt about
Yeah
She just want the fame
Yeah
All she drop is names
Yeah
I've been here before
Yeah
Some things never change
Why [?] stay with?, I stay with the checks
Fuck like all the dogs, they want clout on clout
Yeah, yeah
Indica back in this bitch
Dripping on drip
Look like a fuck
Lit in the bih'
Fuck on yo bih'
I did it ok?
I fuck on yo bih'
I swerve in the Wraith
Aye

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AUTUMN DAYS WHEN THE GRASS IS JEWELED

AND THE SILK INSIDE A CHESTNUT SHELL

JETPLANES MEETING IN THE AIR TO BE REFUELLED

ALL THESE THINGS I LOVE SO WELL

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Pest control is a dead Minigame unless it's featured

fascists are good lads, commie freak

Doug's First Movie
(it was his only movie)

i went to them. they're shit. it's just normies doing normie things. they all looked down on me for doing mdma and coke, but now they're at uni they all love drugs. fucking deanos and slags with their double standards.

Normal Sunday night staring at the pile of coke trying to make sure it's all gone by 4 or 5 AM so I can get at least an hour or two before work. By the way lads I've noticed a few people appreciate my input mocking social rejects thanks lads

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gf is so needy

I've skipped plenty of exams and failed plenty of subjects. in my 20s and never had a job

anyone else realise that they're not really a good person?

doing cocaine is the mark of a literal chav retard

This was secondary school for me

Australia: Muslim gouges out wife’s eyes and slaughters her in front of their three young children wp.me/p4hgqZ-C4s

>cokerunt is here

Only exam I ever skipped was the DT written exam because Liverpool were playing in the Champions League in 2005

Ah yes the delusion begins again.

Yeah they all seem to be against drugs for some reason apart from the select arty middle class few but they're really intimidating

applying for a porn movie role

had some alri house parties in my time

how are british university students still in school
got out a month ago

>the fact you have the A Levels
Ummmm... lad...
First year I failed everything but one subject (politics), so I dropped law for philosophy, and repeated first year history and I still colossally fucked up in the end.

I'm truly thick as pigshit but I really want to go to uni if only for the social aspect, and so literature is something I already have a hobby and some talent in.

see above

where gerrard dived

why cocaine and not high doses of amphetamine?
cocaine only lasts 3-4 hours (depends on quality) whilst amphetamine lasts for 12 hours

yes
embrace nihilism, start smoking, quit your job and spend all your bennies on drugs

There are many people named Doug. Just because you voluntarily reduce yourself to being a nobody doesn't make you profound in any way.

haven't had a sniff in years. miss it a little

Based lad

for me it's PSA 182

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They're not at school they're university students, you just said it yourself

remember we get a black lad to shit in the sink at one of the girls 18th

Never failed an exam bar a religion exam that a nun graded on behaviour, did really well in our version of A levels and have a uni degree in finance.
I'm still in my 20s and don't have a job. Don't think education really makes much of a difference

i don't sign on out of principle but the truth is i just have incredibly forgiving parents