Culture Pals /cp/

Sexy user edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

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Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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qtcrawler script:
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first for either swiss lads

2nd for catfish

But it's embarassing nontheless for him. He friends would know he sent dick pics to someone and joke about it.
And then it depends on if he takes it personally or just laughs it off

Only in first world shitholes, only the balkans even valid stuff gets discarded.

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Wouldn’t for the life of me take it personally.
Would literally destroy my life and laughing it off isn’t as hard as it could seem

6th for there are no girls on the internet unless proven otherwise

because his friends never sent dick pics to anyone eh ?

Sure probably a few jokes from really good friends, but not from others.

Like what you gonna do as a guy to a guy you barely know ? Go around dancing and shouting "Hey I saw your dick" ? Just answer with why were you looking at my dick, are you a faggot ?

man balkans are a paradise

Gold lmao

It would be humiliating to have it sent to your school, work, and family. You would lose your gf if you had one. People would lose respect for you. They would look at you with disgust. You could lose your job.

But killing yourself is too much desu

The only worse than being embarrassed by exposed dick pics is the guy openly saying he saw them

You're too positive. A little naive.
When I was in high school around 2007 or so, there was this girl who would post really lewd photos on a social network website called hi5. We didn't use Facebook back then yet,
One day, her pictures got featured on a porn website and the whole school was talking about it and laughing at her. I honestly felt bad for her. Even if she was a sluttish, she didn't deserve that.
People are assholes, you should know that.

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>driving away the hot sluts
>scaring them from posting more fappable shit in the future
truly a waste

Americans and their puritanism.

It's just a dick lad. People won't look at disgust with you just because you took a photo of it.

Or well in USA they probably look with disgust on you just because you have a dick if you're white kek

this.

man I don't remember anybody using hi5 here even before fb.

But yeah it's different for girls, I said that before.

was she hot?

>high school
There is your answer

It unironicly would fuck my life over user
France is pretty much the same when it come to that

That's because at that time social network websites popularity varied from country to country. Orkut was popular in Brazil for example. US had Myspace. Southeast Asia had Friendster and so on. Hi5 was our social network of choice. I am sure older tuga user con confirm me :^)
But then came Facebook and brought everyone together

Ugly face but really big boobs. Biggest I saw in my school at that time

True

Also that reminds me, there was this slutty chick when I was going to high school that was coming in my street sometimes, and she had a site on one of those self-host blogs shit (like tumblr before tumblr, forgot which host was that), full of really lewd pics of her.
And she was hot as fuck. Good memories.
Her and like her two hot friends used to come during the summer and we'd play with squirt guns, getting them all wet in tight clothes.
Man that was fun

come here

l-lewd

ZOINKS!

post this Evian's profile so we can properly assess the damage

Don’t lad :(
Don’t want my face over 4chin, no one wants that
Good meme though

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/TheWiseEvian
This whole thing is so retarded

...why would you post someone's profile even though they don't want it up?

why are you defending some fag catfishing people on interpals?

What? Can’t quite make sense of this

>/TheWiseEvian

I would rather send my dick to a handsome guy than an ugly guy tbqh no homo

Sorry I didn't realize he was catfishing

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>I'm big on fishing,

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True

Alright user, just late to the party

Seriously though lads, important thing : don’t make a meme out of me, I just want the smooth Jow Forums experience

At least put some effort into it

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Did he at least have a good personality?

If someone's catfishing for nudes, they clearly don't have a good personality

Hard to say user, could’ve been genuine or completely fake

In fact this could all be false and just a coincidence but somehow don’t think it is

wouldn't worry about it lad, now you understand the need for snapchat

That was literally the only time I didn’t go through at least Whatsapp.
Really shows just how much you have to stick to the rule, you’re right

Did you have your face in the benis picture?

The absolute madman

Nope

Did he send the dick to the guy or girl?

someone please kill me

"no"

Best leave it to your imagination, luv

No. Go to Germany and buy a hooker and get over yourself

k

just go to murdertugal

Portugal has a murder problem? Figured they'd have an OD problem, but not that.

well it's below russia level

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>Portugal has a murder problem?
No. It doesn't

Portugal has a L*sbon problem. The sprawling abomination persists to exist, and the capital city still hasn't been moved to glorious Porto

t. Pinto da Costa on holidays

Moving hither and thither in my room and imaging a crowd in front of me, and giving a them a long, profound speech on nationalism. Am I autistic? I do this most of the time though, on different subjects, and it gives me joy. I basically can't sit still.

lmao

Sucking my gf's penis right now lads

Living the dream lad

is randy here? pls discord invite ;-;

Not a crowd but for a single person , I do not know maybe every people do something like this

>sending dick pics
>to random "girls" on interpals
m8 wtf
>sending dick pics at all
>sending dick pics without having skyped with them

You need to wait lad. Mods are asleep

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>talking in the disc*rd

is it true, fellas. am i a stalker for this?

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Why would you message her that!??

It would appear you are

Good evening lads)))

You still awake?

discord.gg/eDT4mH
Not Randy but here you go

Maybe try doing it for an actual crowd.

This.

She probably doesn't even remember talking to you then.

do you have a history with the girl you were talking about?

Wow I wanted to post it, that's why I asked for it.

No, you're just a guy with good memory but poor conversation skills

she literally changed it like a minute before that message

Should I post a pic of myself on IP? I already get a few messages without one..

>I already get a few messages without one..
How? Do you have an interesting profile? Or are you a girl?

I do not think my profile is that interesting, and I am not a female.

post a pic for 1 day and observe results. delete if you do not like the result.

Okay, thank you for the advice.

I saw this on a girl's wall. Which one of you was it?

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lonely lads

That would be me

You're not lonely

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How to get qt jewish gf?

but I am lonely, I mentioned condoms to a qt earlier and she said she was surprised I brought it up because she thought I was "too nice" to talk about shit like that

want to jump of a bridge after that honestly

You just need to change the way you talk. There's more qts out there lad.
Be positive :)

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I want to be more sexual but I feel like a fucking creep, so I'm in a limbo between being a soiboy and a pajeet-tier weirdo

Where is the Serb?

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Any Spaniards or Latin Americans that want to chat to a 28 year old bong who's gone back to university to study (Castillian) Spanish?

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I think I posted this in the wrong thread

I ate him

Nonsense, you came to the right place. All you gotta do is joni the website in OP and search for a qt who's willing to do that

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You better not have

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Is it me, or do half of em stop replying after 2 days?

lololol

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Lel

I'm not looking for a qt, user. Just looking for someone to shoot the shit with.

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You talk to a qt and learn a language at the same time. 2 birds with 1 stone.
but on a serious note, you can find a language partner there and just keep it like that

lmao

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Thanks portubro, will check out the site now.