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Gotta go to a shitty car boot in Cromer because the family are now selling carpet rolls for cash

king george v and tsar nikolaj II look very similar

when this thread gets inevitably jannied

haha alri gramps dont break a hip

snitches get stitches
fuck off

how many family members got bombed in your home country

Just on my way to the uni halls now haha. Going to the library with this bird to revise for our PHD exam. Hope I dont run into any freshers, last time I did they were pinging laughing gas canisters at me the whole time

kek
>implying this place has any kind of moderation

So any oxford uni man in?

we're all in here lads

writing my biography as fanfiction
going to call it "Rocko's So-Called ""Life"" "

the >what did they mean by this? gimmick has spread in to my real life

keep asking people "What did s/he mean by that?"

I spend too much time here

Nah they all died of aids

did jurisprudence at oxford 3 years ago

why?

yeh

Mad that in the 70s there were still loads of people born in the 19th century about
youtube.com/watch?v=p6FJRoTf-Us

No there weren't
Be quiet

why do people that have dads in the military do well in school

i still love Lauren

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je nes pas un nipple

in germany I meant haha all the guys and girls get naked

how much fuckin brute strength would it take to deadlift a head off a human body

BTFO

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alri

Don't ask questions like this

can't believe 100% of the posters going to oxford has died of aids

Why do britcucks hate trump

yeah studying ppe with my peers from eton

Discipline. School is just about getting in to good routines and that's one thing you learn in the military.

>Why do britcucks hate trump

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youtube.com/watch?v=JObYtU7Y7ag

so quite a few, alright mohammed

What about me? I graduated with distinction in cryogeny and music theory just 2 years ago

might apply for cambridge for a masters when it opens later this year.

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abbout tree fiddy

because he's an youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI

>Why do britcucks hate trump

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still thinking about how much I missed out on during sixth form and secondary

why am I so socially stunted? am I mildly autistic?

How many of these coffins contain a white person do you reckon?

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they think what the BBC tells them to think or else they go to jail

On my way out now from home. First time dis week.
Talk to you again. Bye.

trying to unjust myself using khan academy

but I don't have a peenor Mr Fish and Chips

me on the left

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>aliver than you, mohammed

There’s a lad from my area who goes to Oxford who got bullied really badly in secondary but now he looks like a semi chad. He’s a self labeled fascist too, very intelligent lad. Have you met him?

>they think what the BBC tells them to think or else they go to jail

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>they think what the BBC tells them to think or else they go to jail

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I left school at 14 , you are better than me at least

can i get a woof haha?

Did you cook and eat it? I know you slant eyes have some weird street food

lmao why did I laugh

Is the librarian Australian in? I need a word

lads

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take pics of your adventures for the lads

Honestly considering how much non-whites there are in the military (and in America overall) not that many

he's a 6.5/10 in australia

yeah, he's from wexford innit?

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no i put it in your mum and it disappeared into the abyss of it

No wrong guy

God it's so hot

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knoife laysense
where's ur knoife laysense m8

Just had a proper Indian

*bark*

>trumpgoy is underage

makes sense, also did you know chinks have an average penis length of 3.8"

jesus its quite warm

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dying in this heat don't think id survive somewhere it's not cold and miserable and raining most of the year its part of my genes

what a sick cunt
youtube.com/watch?v=52PKoPQOYks

>says the country that has a $100,000 car license
>or the country where you'll go missing if you talk shit about the leader

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Wish it were still snowing

wonder what happened to adiebrah

Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright

Thirty degrees for the next couple weeks lad

My boiler was broken at the start of the year when it was -1 outside, desu I think I preferred that to this

imagine the mentally ill cunt that made this

>muh heritage

fuh reals nigga dis beer is hittin da spot nigga

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white people be like ayoooo this sun be too spicy mann

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[citation needed]

Praise Allah a temperature that I'm accustomed to has finally arrived in Britain!

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prefer famke desu

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takbir!

Got curry on my elbow

youtube.com/watch?v=Gqj1N_VWmlY

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