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>JANNY'D

how much is your rent new york lad??

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other thread died
rest in pieces

He's the Janman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
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Yo da dub dub
(He's the Janman)
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Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
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Be bop ba bodda bope
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all in where mate?

Uh Janny give me bans (dab)

the big man has let his presence be known

getting suicidal thoughts again

but then I think about how devastated my parents would be and how selfish it is

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*dabs on the janny*

youtube.com/watch?v=6sQm7GD2FVo

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Observations from one week of traveling in public transport

>EVERY black I HAVE ENCOUNTERED is a character
>most of them have some issue or another paying proper fare for the ride
>Many don't pay at all
>Many violate rules of not eating or drinking in the bus
>Many litter the bus and the bus-stop

WHEN the fuck will these people start getting their shit in order? And when the fuck are they going to start taking responsibility for themselves?

BIG IRON
BIIIGGG IRON

Wish I had a yellow gf.

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Fatty fatty cheese cake

he's a mean one

mr. jannnn

don't die brie, have another cup of tea and think about it

Anyway back to that so as I was saying

To the brainlet who said Brazil is multicultural: Multiracial is not the same thing as multicultural.

multiple generals?

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Whipped the cock out as it's too hot

>all the deanos and slags think they're hot shit because they're doing A level subjects
>they start making fun of things by calling it "BTEC", if someone got a shit car, it was a "BTEC car"
>exams start coming around, they all start stressing out
>meanwhile, the chad BTEC lads start being able to miss lessons and even whole days
>end up getting the same amount of UCAS points or more as A level students MINUS the stress of exams (i got 144 ucas points for DDD + 12 ucas points from C in optional AS maths + 20 ucas points from EPQ under the new tarriff)
WHY would you choose to do A levels over a BTEC? it's way more stress and you don't even get that many more UCAS points, is it just for the prestige? i genuinely don't understand, am i missing something?
i loved every minute of seeing girls who made fun of BTECs walk in without make up, looking sleep deprived and haggard
had to contain my laughter when i went with my mates to pick up their first year results and one of the girls started crying because she got an E
"i-it's okay, f-f-first year doesn't really matter"
HAHAHA
radical opinion: A levels are for brainlets

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janny's so-called thread

it's not THAT hot...

sooner you do it the sooner they'll get over it
go for it champ

Ah sure fuck them, they should have raised you better and then maybe you would be happy. Only selfish thing was them having a kid in the first place

terrifying

Post more of these

BTEC crowd in my school were literal retards who smoked joints round the back of the prefab and walked around skipping class stoned. It’s a wonder any of them made it to A levels.

BTEC is no good if you want to do an academic subject in uni and still have your bearings.

Who dya think ya are, saying that

don't know if my uni takes BTECs but then i did scottish highers so i've got no reason to check
only reason i know BTECs exist is from that inbetweeners episode where wolfy has a BTEC

what's the easiest thing to overdose on? as quick and painless as possible

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ok

hate backwards christian mongs that talk about how backwards muzzies are like they're not two sides of the same coin

Sugar

Jeff?

heroin if you can get it
benzos and alcohol are supposed to be good too

Ya? Do I know you?

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I heard peppa pig can be lethal

Poo

I grew up Muslim but later converted to the Roman Catholic Church.

There is no equivalence. The Roman Catholic Church is the only voice of God in the world and is the One True Religion. Islam is just heresy.

So this is the quick rundown lads I sent a tinder slag a message saying ‘I want you to bite;)’ with an ironic wink wink in for good measure (for safety) because she had ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’ in her bio and she responded ‘good’ hahaha what dooo now lads what can I do?

one it quite prone to extremism and the other is not

because you are muzzy and likely a pukipaki

is it a bad idea to tell a girl you have depression or something like that

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Just vomited up a bit of that curry haha

night

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Watch now, as a bunch of obese retards who spend 16 hours a day on the internet claim superiority over this group of people. These worthless NEET slugs will claim that THIS is what's killing the world.

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tell her you're bisexual and you want other guys in the relationship

me masturbating in the airport bathroom like

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hello nigger

If you have it no if you don't then sure why not

Genuinely met an African-American gentleman a week ago, which was quite the surprise given it's fucking Wales. Nice enough bloke, but he looked middle class af, suited up, driving a nice car. He was wearing a badge for some US football team (Patriots I think) but I asked him if it a basketball thing lel.

In all fairness pic related is indefensible

Pretty sickening

Blicky got the Stiffy, Uh

child endangerment
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absolute cancer

I'm glad my country hates faggots, thanks to the islamic people desu

I want to have my way with her sexually.

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I just recognised your uncle tommery from a mile away

>but I asked him if it a basketball thing lel
oh you cheeky devil

why did best hitchens turn into a yank lover

110% never display weakness to a female they wouldn't even understand it

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I have the body and the looks lads but it’s a front for a vapid shell of a ‘personality’ that hasn’t connected genuinely with another soul in years

>tfw brainlet

sleep tight

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haha alright

nah you just need to look for an equally autistic grill and you'll be fine

Wow you guys have a twitter screenshot for everything

Peter Hitchens doesn't love the USA as far as I know.

Christopher Hitchens did because he was formerly a cheerleader for the state violence of the Soviet Union. When the USSR collapsed, he had to start defending the state violence of the USA for his meal ticket.

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Wish she'd rip a wet, juicy fart right in my face.

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carfentanil

>A unit of carfentanil is 100 times as potent as the same amount of fentanyl

that's the thing. i wasn't really friends with the A level crowd in my school because they were all the "popular" ones so i don't know what some of them are doing now, but most of the girls seem to be at uni doing some shit like sociology, the lads either have full time jobs or level 3 apprenticeships. you don't really need to have an A* in maths and physics to do that.
all the BTEC lads are a bit aspergery, i'll give you that, but they weren't retards. didn't talk to most of them much, but most of them seemed to go to uni for either computer science or software engineering. my one mate in that class got a level 4 apprenticeship. so i don't know if BTECs are that worthless, lad.
i don't know why they're so looked down on, i enjoyed my course and stress was minimal.

How's Jeff a black person exclusive name? Idiot

same haha
girl straight up told me I have no personality
brought it up and she said her ""social anxiety"" makes her say mean things

There’s a nice girl at work who I get on with and she’s a 6/10 but I’m at least a 7/7.5 given the fact that my face is a 7 but my bodies at least an 8

hah

Vice used to be good

My name is Jefff

no just don't share it with a vapid cunt

if you cant discern a vapid cunt from an ok cunt then, I'm sorry, you're better off shooting it with the lads and crying your heart off there

Hitch has stated his love for America several times before, in print and on air.

God, I hate women..

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All the “lads” so to speak did BTEC in my school. A sperg wouldn’t be seen in that class. They smoked fags in the fucking classroom and bullied the teacher.

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You don't fuck with people from the same workplace man, that's incest

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