Stop going to church

Stop going to church

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>Stop going to church

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Start burning churches

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Burn my grandmothers church I'll throw acid in your face for disrespecting European history for some fantasist idea of the distant past.

But they're nice to me there, and they play nice music for a small town protestant church

Start listening to Burzum

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>disrespecting European history
that's what the Christians did
Christianity is as native to Europe as Islam

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think I only went to church like 10 times in my life, weddings and burials included
I have a hobby of visiting cathedrals though, but that doesn't really count

>protestant

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Black metal isn't music

>c*tholicks

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Burzum is Dark Ambient Black Metal

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Start waging jihad

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Meh, i prefer Wardruna

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So this guy named his meme band after one of Tolkien's made up words, presumably he likes Tolkien who was a hardcore Catholic. What's up with that?

Also it's always fun pointing out to neo-pagans that the only reason we know anything about the beliefs of real pagans is because Christian scholars recorded it for them. And that the beliefs as we have them were colored by the Christian lenses they were filtered through - hence the emphasis on the finality of Ragnarok and Odin's self-sacrifices, particularly his "crucifixion" on Yggdrasil.

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The funny thing is that the relation between Brazilian autists and Nazism is the exactly same

Is a mosque a church?

stfu kike

memes aside do people actually believe this?

Sleeping girl is cute

Heil Odin sire...

No.

Yes, varg's own home country was converted by the sword.

>Christians hate Muslims for invading their countries
>Mention Christians did the same 2000 years ago
>JESUTH CHRITH WUZ NORDIC CHRISTIANITY IZ EUROPEEN!!!

I did when I quit school and man mandatory presence was thus no longer required. :^)
I'm still visiting cemeteries for passed away relatives, though.

This, but unironically, however, there's a bigger picture behind it than the simplified modern meanings of Abrahamic branches.

>Black metal isn't music
Yes it is. Objectively so, even if you personally do not care for it.

Tolkien made alot of efforts of promoting heathen Germanic lore into his works, which is why most LARP:ing tumblerist """pagans""" like LotR and the like. Personally I am not a fan of fantasy fiction and I think it skews both history and heathen religion quite a bit.

>neo-pagans
There is no such thing. It's like saying "neo-nazi" - it doesn't make sense. There's nothing new, and there was never a one time absolute thing that gets renewed.

>the only reason we know anything about the beliefs of real pagans is because Christian scholars recorded it for them
Half truth. It's because all kind of documentation were actively destroyed during fanatic Christian rule, however some monks took their monopoly learning with greater interest and actually wanted to study the heathen populations being subdued, so they did that, and their records were kept safe.
The majority of practices are lost to time, however, there have been a surprisingly extensive record of heathen doings, both extinct and by time and culture mutated such. More survived than you think.

>And that the beliefs as we have them were colored by the Christian lenses they were filtered through
Almost every religion this side of the cycle has a record of a doomsday, a great flood and the death and rebirth of the world. It's older than Christianity.

>particularly his "crucifixion" on Yggdrasil
He was not crucified, he hanged himself. That's why the tree is called Yggdrasl; Ygg being on of Odin's many names and 'drasil' meaning horse as a word for gallow (compare a wooden horse; gallows of the past).

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Should've had Varg's location be the cave.

Early Christianity was influenced by Hellenic culture since the Middle East was under control of the Roman Empire, and I am saying this as a self-hating Muslim

>ragnarok
>finality
the end of ragnarok is followed by the earth being wiped clean only for everything to restart with the surviving gods leading the surviving humans