/brit/

tweaking tweaking off that 2-CB huh

Would've been completely alone through uni but a really nice, very pretty girl started talking to me. We talked all through uni. Every single day. We'd go home from talking in uni all day and then send like 300 texts back and forth.

Uni ended 2 weeks ago and she's already cut contact with me.

me right there haha

i'm 6'1
is t-that okay?

Incredibly

Howdy

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stopped reading at lgbt, don't care for the mentally ill

Cheshire you wanker how have you been
despite how much I hate you I love you too but I'm not bent so not in that way

you lot have been banging on about mogging all day. give it a fucking rest you manchildren

fuck off you gay cunt

Shut up homo

hi pozford x

no one cares henry

Purchased approx $1500 of blow in less than a month

Ask for a $100 buck advance since I don't have me wallet o me

No dice

Honestly white people are shit

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who's this?

fb.com/toshpoint0/photos/a.406757646907.201668.100834231907/10156498127811908/?type=3

NO FUCKING WAY

IT'S REAL

heard you got a 3 inch knob though

Kino
youtube.com/watch?v=BnoCHlybAnU

dont care it was more of a vent than anything
i started feeling better the instant i hit the post button

English universities have an equality and LGBT rep for freshers? What the fuck

going to look for /brit/ lads in the comments

WELL IT WOS FOKIN ONE OF YOUS

ah fair
this is the only reason i use /brit/ anyway

Christ

arse bandit

wag1 with this
(I never, ever, click links on /brit/)

Not I

You’d think a dealer would do 100 on tic for someone spending so much, but I fail to see how that’s a race issue?

mi piace il gatto

DISGOSTEEN

haha

faggot

Hello this is really urgent: where can I find this toilberg? If you don't answer, your mum will die in her sleep.

what in the fuck is freshers? is it something i have to sign up for? is there any point going to freshers if i'm doing comp sci (no doubt the course will be 100% autist)? is it just for going out and drinking or do you have to do silly team building exercises?

youtube.com/watch?v=avbfd_OkLoU

imagine Kev stumbling upon this haha

He'd be fucking fuminggggggg

we just had loads of gigs and shit
it's basically a week where you get pissed and go out with people from your hall

did you not get the invite in the post?

Just go out to any club in the city your uni is in (preferably with mates) and it will be full of fellow students

it is 100% essential to go otherwise nobody will know who you are

yes it is just going out and drinking
if you dont want to do that, then just go to the predrinks and split off when they leave for the club

he'd be fucking fuming how

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Kev's Wardrobe

1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid=222007&algo=SIC.MBE&ao=1&asc=20131003132420&meid=142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87&pid=100005&rk=4&rkt=6&sd=272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time

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how've you managed to get into a uni without knowing that?
fucking bender neck yourself

You might as well give up now with that attitude.

i stayed in during my freshers and ranked up nearly 30 levels on lotro with a new alt which eventually became my main

Anyone actually have a chinese friend?

When I was in college this chinese guy made friends with me because I used to sit at the back of class alone and he used to ask me for help with stuff he didn't understand. He first told me his name was Eric but I told him to fuck off and tell me his real name because I know orientals use american names to make it easier for westerners. His real name was Xudong anyway which means frozen sun. I've gone out to dinner with him a few times in chinese restaurants and he always talks to the waiter in chinese and gets the super special secret menu and we get to eat with plates and cutlery. Btw watching chinese people eat food is sick, they spit loads of stuff in to a little bowl. He even came over to my house in the country and marveled at how big it was. He was surprisingly lazy at college and used to play a chinese mmo all time during lectures. He also used to touch my arm for unnecessarily long amounts of time when talking but I never minded. He also used to ask me why I didn't have a gf. He lives near Shanghai and left me his email but I'll probably never speak to him again

Fuck you. Rivers are not for poo.

>that lad who skipped freshers
literally might has well have just bounced into the halls, yelled "I'm a massive virgin freak" at the top of his lungs then gone back into his room to play wow or whatever

How dear you. I was there coach in football (gaa) last year.

sad case

I went out during freshers and I'm still a virgin freak

60% of my friends are chinese

if you dont have a chinese friend you go to a shit uni and/or are a racist

skipped freshers and made but one friend (who wasn't even on my course) in my 3 years of uni.

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send him an email calling him a chink

very sweet post

Comp sci has a load of normies taking the course these days.
t. Just finishing my comp sci degree

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i really liked lotro at the time so it was worth it

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>frozen sun
Haha.

thanks for having my back lad

hello London

gays need to be killed off tbqh la

There’s a chad malaysian fella at work but I find it hard to talk to him because he speaks broken English

all those filthy yank normies are bullying poor kev

>go to uni
>muh friends

If I don't have a good set of friends during the first month of uni Im going to buy lots of fentanyl to kill myself

nah I'm just not so much of a loser that I can afford to pick and choose

open your minds
youtube.com/watch?v=HEd0WrZCvWQ

>Malaysian
>broken English
No, he just doesn't like you.

When you go to Uni you shouldn't spend your time making friends, you should be studying. You're not paying £9k a year to go out and party, you're meant to be studying and getting a first in your degree.

mamma

My fresher's week was shit
>go out on the first night
>drink too much
>end up going home about an hour into the night
>try to go to a second event
>literally get to the entrance, then rurn away and go home because I didn't have the confidence to go in by myself
>end up staying in for the rest of the week
>finish my course and fail to make a single friend throughout my degree

You arrive at adidas london

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went to freshers and still became an incel

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was at uni for 5 years and only made friends in the last year, in the previous 4 years i didnt have a single friend and didnt attend a single social event of any kind

I thought it was kind of cool. He taught me how to spell my name in chinese too because my name is actually a place in china.

For some reason I always get on well with people with shit english, you just have to find a way to communicate without talking. There's a middle aged polish guy I used to work with and we would just shout not too bad not too bad at each other and occasionally I would punch him on the arm. But eventually he's comfortable enough to show me pictures of his kids and his wife who he left behind in Poland and has now divorced him

what's going on here

Everyone else says the same thing

He just can’t speak fucking English

My fresher's week:
>meet flatmates
>fuck female flatmate at the end of first night
>get a fight on the third night
6/10 freshers

Having friends is a huge help though, it breaks up the monotony of studying.

Thought Bangcock was a place in Thailand?

why would i know that? it's not integral to my degree. i've heard about it but i assumed it was something organised by the university.

that's alright then, i'm going with my mate so i'll have someone to go with at least.
i don't want to go to be honest, i only like to have a couple of friends, but it's my only chance of getting a gf. fuck. i hate socialising, even when i'm off my tits.
thing is, there's a couple of universities in manchester, so what difference will it make? there's going to be literally thousands of new students, most of which aren't even going to be in my university, nevermind my course. i'm also not living in halls, i'm renting a house.
christ why do you normies do this? fucking grim prospects mate, not looking forward to this. i'm going to be addicted to benzos by the time freshers week is over.

A pure love bein drunk texted, wits tht ye love me n am sexy, get yersel another half n tell me mare doll this is pure music to ma ears x

Is there any way I can practice sex? I don't want to embarrass myself if I do get the opportunity to lose my virginity.

shut up

Must hate speaking to you all.
>monotony

lmao why would you care, virgin freak

the 'shers:
>say some really cringey shit first night at drinking game
>recover anyway
>go out 5 nights in a row with flatmates/mates from the block
>got sucked off by a lass
>got sucked off by a lad
>said more cringey shit
>met my best mate throughout uni smoking a joint outside a takeaway on broad street
mixed bag, 6/10