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A Mestizo-Jew in China Chronicles edition

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Ni hao, user.

I saw you just landah in Shonghai. Can you teachah me Engrish? Do you have girlfriend? Do you like chinese girl?

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I wouldn’t mind “teaching” her English

DEATH TO ANGLOS!!!!11111111

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Peru, have you ever been there? It looks like a place in Lima where you could find Chinese prostitutes Peru

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AAAAAAAA I WANT A CHINESE GF SO BAD IT HURTS

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What do you think of her foot game?

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redpill me on peru and cindy
does peru have gf or has he just been angry about cindy for so long?

Cindy is a korean girl that peru met a few times briefly while studying in Shanghai in 2015. Since then he’s been obsessed with her and stalks her online.

Peru also claims to sponsor a ladyboy gf in the Philippines now but he hasn’t provided proof of that so far.

How go your Chinese studies, lads?

I think Peru has been quite arrogant lately. People have been trying to help him but he refuses to respond. I think being the king of /sino/ has gone to his head

Im always lurking on here but very often Im too busy to reply back.

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Not very well, dad.

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>HELP

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Oh Yeah, that treaty.
It didnt work

Hmmm

Why’d you do it peru

Why peru

Hot chink slut on the subway sitting across from me that looks almost exactly like Yifei Liu lads.

She won’t give me any eye contact so I don’t really want to bother her by talking to her though. :(

Hey can you tell me how to talk to girls that makes eye contact with me I'm a complete autist. Plz help

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Peru?

I have a confession to make. I don’t really like mestizos or brown people peru.

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then fuck off sad trash.

Latino-Asians are cute, in my experience.

Peru, different UK user here

I have a confession to make. I lost my virginity to Peruvian girl. Although she may have been corrupted by her white adopted parents

Pretty useful they speak English and Spanish, sometimes Chinese, back in high school knew a guy who is Chinese but was born in Peru, grew up in Panama and the us. Native language was Spanish for him. He said his family tried to teach him Chinese, he gave up because it's too hard for him.

direct flight from Peru to East Asia when?

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I think mom has a mental illness.
since last year went I fired half of the employess because I found them playing soccer at the warehouse I been doing most of the work alone for example driving the truck and delivering the goods to the warehouse of our customers. easy task, prepare the orders, do the picking, load the truck, drive to the customer's warehouse and unload the goods.
but last week I was with flu. and when this occurs I become very ill almost near dead, the pains of being half native.
mom thinks that was because I have been working hard since we dont have so many employees now.
but Im happy with doing things alone, before I needed to double check the workers , be on time early to let them enter the warehouses, chat with them, and work as a team.
chat with them was the hardest part of the work because I was educated in top peruvian schools, even in China and the USA, and I love to read. what can I talk with a person who has never read a book and uses his physical strength to earn money. so for me it is hard to manage that class of people. low class people.
they get jealous when they see me all day on the office playing on the computer.
now mom wants to bring new low class employees again.
I want to leave so badly this place. I want freedom but for sure mom is gonna go bankrupt after a year without me.
what should I do?

nigga you tryna get /chopped/

my nigga don't you dare you got shooters out here don't be playin yoself nigga peru we out here nigga

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Peru? If this was your mindsset you would take over US, Peru, Korea???? Man that would be nothing.
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Pull into the dark skinnid side nigga, stop bein pussy. The world's in front of you.

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Peru, I think you should compromise with your mother. That will avoid conflict between you. Why not agree to hire one new employee but insist that only you gets to select the person. Then you can interview many people until you can find someone you can work with.

Or why not try to find one or two students who can work part time? It would be easier for you to chat with them. The students can work when you are busy or sick. When you are not busy, you can work alone.

Peru, if you want the business to grow, at some point you will need additional employees. You will need to learn how to find people you can work with

i like peru!

Don't mix with peruvians. Let them die of inbreeding.

Mix with blacks and stop creating more Amerindian mongrels.

students dont like this type of warehousing job, we have tried before. well educated people's bodies are weak.
I dont want the business to grow, the current size is actually good, I do not plan on having kids, so the future needs of money are less.
no employee will ever work as hard as me because this is my mom's business and I will inherit it someday.
so the only people that usually takes these warehousing jobs are low class people, and to interact with low class people is hard for me. they suffered their whole life ,poverty and hunger, I always got plenty of food in front of me, our backgrounds are different. what can we chit chat about? and later they think Im a snob person, then they start to hate me and doing bad for the company.

Are Chinese girls autism?

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based

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I would be happy to help her get revenge on her roommate

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my taiwan gf is cute but without makeup idk her skin looks kind of aged.
I dont think I should pass her up though because she is a 5 ft tall 18 yo loli
>implying im gonna study moon runes just to get poon

Or he is a middle age man who is using her pictures to lure you to him

Why is it so good, lads?

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nah bitch is probably jealous bc she doesnt have a white boyfriend.
Ive met a girl with real autism, shit is insane, she wouldnt never talk, crazy smart though

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he has a very convincing voice then, since i talked to her over the phone

I want to cum on that and then stuff it into bloated roadkill for some reason..

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W-w-what you guys watching?
Can I join the conversation about autistic qts?
Share link pls

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That video has something for everyone. Cute Korean girls, feet, etc

No idea what this is

Trout, filleted, butterflied, floured and deep fried, then covered in sweet and sour sauce

snooooop

我每天努力學習,可是我的國語說得還不是很好喔

Should I learn chinese or japanese to get my waifu

Numerically mandarin gives you the best odds.

In this general we prefer Koreans over Japanese for second place

I like Chinese food more than Japanese food as a hobbyist chef. There's just more diversity in Chinese food so I feel like chinese would give me more opportunity to experience more. But I worry about health concerns like air pollution and clean water
Also where is a better place to experience China as an exchange student Fudan or Peking university?

I have friends who went to both. If you are concerned about air quality, Shanghai will be better

I'd only be there for a few months. Shanghai chinese is a different dialect than the North and South though right?

>Chinese women confirmed for loving South American men

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There is a local dialect which is different from Mandarin or Cantonese, but you would speak Mandarin at the university

He must have told Dr Hu that he is Peruvian. That would explain a lot

I wonder what kind of lies he told his daughter’s mother

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>a simple brown welder alone in Yokohama 2019.

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How do i start with Chinese? How do I decide on a dialect etc.

Why is Jow Forums dying?

Peru, you will never be alone. You have many friends here

Jow Forums coverage during the election on r/politics brought them here

>The old husband said that they were ready to go to the opposite side to pull the well water.
Insectoid logic


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Saw some hiring ad on a pharmacy door, asking for Mandarin Canton English speakers.
Went in and asked them for the job, told them I speak Mandarin and English, they told me they need Cantonese speakers.
Who the fk told Mandarin is the next global language.

Pure 鮮

Even rats know the joy of it

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差不多

laowinner

FEET

Without love

FEET (feet)

Footkraut can’t get enough

FEET (feet)

Footkraut likes it rough, ‘cause he’d rather succ toes than nothing at all

the essence of 鮮
5000 years of culinary tradition

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is this a song

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Footkraut, my Korean friend is posting pictures of her feet again

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based

It sure is.

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Update: still hurts today

我的口音不好

What about your anxiety peru? What about Japs staring at you?

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>average chink kid is taught about the ‘100 years of humiliation’ in middle school and high school and how laowai especially Brits are bad and raped China and got the chinks hooked on opium
>chinks are still obsessed with Brits and watched the royal wedding
>chinkys have a view of British people that all the men are posh gentlemen-like or royalty
>most chink whores wouldn’t say no to a British gentleman bf

Why is this? They teach them lots of anti British propanga in school at an early age with the 100 years of humiliation stuff, yet Brits are still admired?

Except in Beijing apparently. I knew a German guy who pretended to be British there. He said he promised to do a teaching demo for a school and never showed up, then the recruiter lost it and said something like “YOU FUCKING BRITISH LAOWAI YOU BURN DOWN OUR PALACE” etc. Lel

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Stereotypes take a while before they disappear, it's why people still people in the "germans are hard workers" or the "Irish are violent drunken religious fanatics" for example.

welder = metal
welder = metal alchemist
welder = full metal alchemist?

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the cure for anxiety is to have sex with the local women.

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Why don’t you become a welder in the US Peru? Go back to Florida, Peru.

what is the best Chinese translation of “shithole”?

美利堅合眾國

Most East Asian girls’ feet don’t stink and have no taste to them unless they don’t wash them for a day or two.

Fucking East Asian lack of sweat glands.

nah.whites will always look down on non-whites. now imagine being a non-white living around millions of whites, the situation would be too risky. the USA is shit, why to return there?

Sup int,
I heard a few threads back that English words backwards are what the Chinese translation would be. Anyone care to explain what how this works?

"Star" for instance only figuratively means 星. Where it is required to express what 星 means, an actual star, it is necessary to use
The literal meaning is "something that glows", (闪 perhaps), so to express such meaning, it is sufficient to use star, though a different word could be used ("star" as "someone prominent, noteworthy or famous")
The real definition of star encompasses these two somehow.

I want to fuck some Chinese Canadian college girls.

The ones that only hang out and bang other Chinese guys exclusively....

Those are the ones I want to fuck.

Do I have a shot if I move to Canada for a short duration?

But this is something people already probably know but for some reason don't want to say, due to political correctness or whatever. That is however a good sign that it is indeed true.

>gf leaves her phone out to go pee
>history is cleared
>bored, decide to fill it with porn
>go to pornhub
>recommended for you... transgender

What the fuck?? I thought mainlanders hate degenerate stuff

I’m afraid they only fuck Canadian chinks lad. They don’t accept ABCs.

Peru?

Isn’t Florida majority non-white now Peru? Your Cuban and Puerto rican Latino brethren own most of the state now peru. And there are lots of jews in Miami and Miami Beach proper, Peru.

they're so damn cliquey you now know my pain

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A vanishingly small number of people actually care about history, politics or anything like that. People just see a relatively successful, prosperous country and think: that's a good thing, I look up to that. You'd have to be terribly unlucky to actually encounter anyone who actually bore you a grudge for history stuff, and that story the German told sounds like a lie.