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I want to lick her butt crack and her butthole.

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Nothing wrong with saving your virginity for marriage. Only until 60 years ago this was more or less the norm.

sube

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3 inch willy man?

fuck off normie

what counts as being a cunt though

I think a lot of women can't handle banter and take it as insults

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*creeps up behind you*

HOWAREYOUHOWAREYOUHOWAREYOU?

no, i want you to kill yourself you fucking ugly freak

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Treat women like children. You know when you were younger and your dad held up his hands for you To punch but kept moving them in the nick of time? Remember how good it felt when you landed one?

You're your da, women are you. Tease and tease and tease and then let one sincere moment through

i want to sniff crack cocaïne from her fanny lips

why do vegans fetishize the avocado

subhuman chink poster

big choon

youtube.com/watch?v=oyERJwubHWI

>sube
fucking IDIOT

any cat man in

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I said it with a smile on my face too, I don't know why she ran off. I think I might slip a note under her door saying sorry.

No

you'd be doing me a fucking favour mate

This is honestly pretty good advice

went to shit after naive

What's the green stuff - avocado?

why do murderers fetishise bacon?

because its 1 of the 3 foods available to them

Some of the states of the virgin freaks on this general, deary me...

HOWAREYOUHOWAREYOUHOWAREYOU

it was a meme based on a post earlier in the thread you have to be pretty smart to get it maybe even a genius

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Have never had a sexual experience. Only romantic experiences I've ever had were a girl shouting "I love You" once, another girl asking me out every day for 6 weeks and another girl saying "I'm not saying you're The One but if you are.."

Seem to attract the most intense and overwhelming women out there.

>MASSIVE Rebel Attack on US FOB! Squad Ops Event

Good watching lads

do you want to suck of my little cock or do you prefer bigger ones? hmm

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Alri

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WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW MEEEEE ANYMOOOOORRRE

youtu.be/rE1oIhSgTgI
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fucking IDIOT

If you go to Oxford you are immediately a posh wanker

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the dutch downie is getting desperate for attention now

don't reply to him

Yikes is Yeezus tier
Based kanye does it again

youtube.com/watch?v=lDe9oNfXcFs

/ourguy/ is streaming, lads

you can do a lot with it

just look at the sheer size of that lad

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how do I lucid dream without any effort whatsoever

>le BASED black man music!!1

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looks like good advice but I have no idea what the fuck it means

wusulaaasvhvhjdassdmns

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Stop bullying virgin freaks

They only deserve it if they’re bitter incels or like anime. Some are genuinely trying.

don't piss in my gravy and call me later

i have scars all over my arms, mostly just small white ones but a couple of big purple ones
it's going to be an awkward moment when/if i finally get to lose my virginity and she notices all my scars haha just kill me now
is fucking with a long sleeve shirt on a viable option? might just get a black tattoo that covers my entire forearm when i get enough money

You just need to learn to read a girl's emotions, know when to compliment and when to be more playful and have a bit of banter. If she is talking about something she is clearly quite passionate about, you shouldn't mock her for it (even if you think it's stupid). One thing you could do is ask her questions that gets her to explain the topic more, which can make her think she's educating you and make her feel better about herself. If she brings up something that's more like a guilty pleasure or an embarrassing moment (as long as it's not too touchy a subject) then you can lightly banter her a bit without her getting too upset. Otherwise there isn't really any reason to straight-up insult a girl, unless you're intentionally preying on mentally-damaged girls with daddy issues.

shut up virgin freak

If you're trying and can't get any that's even worse

virgin freak trying to blend in detected

t. virgin

Going for a wank, later guys.
Only wnak these days to pass the time. It's better than lying awake at night or waking up early and having to spend the whole day awake.

fags need to burn

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What do when you've pissed off a girl and she's giving the silent treatment?

Willy dont work

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Just learn to play guitar and stop eating so you complete the cunty twat musician look

clearly fuckingh not you little vile freak

Haha

Wrote a note and put it under the flatmate's door lads

I hope she can forgive me for my sperginess...

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ask her how she is

Stop pretending you’re not you bitter cunts. If you weren’t you wouldn’t be posting in this niche shithole.

Call her every 5 minutes until she picks up

virgin freak

hi do you want to reply to my little cock?

trucks lads

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Left hook to the dome.

news.com.au/national/breaking-news/man-caught-filming-women-at-qld-store/news-story/cc70efa3f56b617e26c721674638f2d4

got bony pointy elbows, not a fan of them

You know when you're being a cunt? Do it with a cheeky smile. Call her fat when you know she isn't. Call her annoying when you know she isn't. Tell her to shut up, even when you don't want her to. Do all of this in an exaggerated way, like you'd make fun of your mates. Then one day just say "did you get a haircut?" And when she says "no Why?" You reply "oh nothing, it just looks really nice" and watch her get all flustered and smiley.

do ugly/average girls know they aren't pretty and have to aim lower?

shagged more birds than you've had bags of crisps you fat paddy freak

Did you here about that fight outside the local chippy?

Poor man got absolutely battered.

i complain about being a virgin freak a lot but to be h ive never even tried to have sex with a girl. i dont think ive ever spoken to one outside of classes and store checkouts. 20 years old btw and i wish i was kidding

ask her how she is for a laugh like lad

what happened here

>asked for cheese fries
>got chili cheese fries
>there was beans in the chili

won't be patronizing that establishment any more

where you driving to la?

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not since tinder and its equivalents but unironically

m1 northbound?

im a virgin incel beta soyboy freak will you please respond to me?

genuinely hope some mong doesn't do something shitty to him live

Cringe

For someone who isn’t a “virgin freak” you definitely come across as one

fag rights lawyer set himself on fire

I'm a 19 year old incel

why do yanks not like vegetables?

not greggs not arsed

>>there was beans in the chili

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