/brit/

>when u find out her friend is a whore and her boyfriend doesnt care and her mum saw her being groped and molested and looked upset and you've stumbled across some dark dark situation and she is on her mates facebook denying it and the only workable theory u have is her bf is a pimp or something but she refuses to admit i know she's a filthy slag hahah WTF

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why didn't frodo just swallow the ring
then it'd be covered in poo and what's his name wouldn't want it

Liverpool is below working class. Liverpool is benefits and thievery, and swindlers and cheats. Liverpool is the bottom of the barrel, the scum that collects in the corners of your mouth, the lees of the worst bottle of wine you've ever tasted. Liverpool is human detritus. Liverpool is a hole of sorrow and victimhood, and an insular bubble of anti intellectualism. Liverpool is gross and dirty and it stinks, and it is full of aggressive and misguided people. Liverpool breeds hate because hate is Liverpool, because Liverpool is the lowest common denominator that makes everybody else feel good about themselves. Liverpool is packed with horrible accents and pitches, and the worst clothes and eyebrows and genes. Liverpool is a council estate that has spiralled out of control. Liverpool is the fetid and rightfully maligned tumour that needs to be cut out and killed, so the healthy host can survive. Liverpool breeds ignorance and ugliness. Liverpool knows nothing except itself, and so Liverpool can never see itself for what it is, can never see its horrors, for there is no objectivity there, just a slanted viewpoint, just a lie it tells itself again and again. Liverpool will never forget Hillsborough, yet Liverpool will never remember Heysel. Liverpool is not working class, because nobody in Liverpool works and nobody in Liverpool has any class.

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who certified robot here

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I would! Oh, yummy!!

Tismulatto strikes again

solitude: london
whiterun: manchester
windhelm: york
riften: leeds
markarth: belfast
winterhold: edinburgh
dawnstar: newcastle
falkreath: exeter
morthal: liverpool

look at the chebs on that bird

autismulatto is a lefty, he hates trudeau
fuck off liam

birmingham should be riften because it has canals and argonians (niggers)

do oblivion's cities

Sure thing Tismulatto

left my windows open. daddy long legs bouncing off the walls everywhere

Stop posting in shit yank editions you spunk jugglers

show your face in edmonton and i'm giving your head a wobble on the pavement you absolute freak

OFF WITH HIS HEAD

haven't had sex in several months and beginning to forget I ever had

how was your day yesterday

Imperil City: Hull
Kvatch: Grimby
Bruma: Carlow
Leyawiin: Hull
Imperial City: Grimby

i'm a skyrimbabby, haven't played oblivion

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bueno

are you planning to have sex with ur gf today?

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a robot here

bit sad
never got into skyrim that much

wow James Blake is actually quite good thought he was just normie shite

Hello

Are you Beto or a regular Mexican lad?

Ah it's Autismo Leaf and his bad fake English accent

gf just punched me in a ballsack
grim

haha yeah
*doesn't*

gf punched me in the eye in her sleep and gave me a black eye

remember when my gf punched me in my back and i started crying

My mate just hit a dog

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>"OH NO RIVERPOOR GREAT SHAME UPON ME GREAT SHAME RIVERPOOR"

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guess we know what's for din-dins then

it's okay, everything will be better :)

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Informed the janny of a rule breaking post

doing maths

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is it ok

Love this East Asian random phrase testing for responses

yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=oNiV2Pm2x-k

Yep ran away after that vid

are you this guy

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hope someday a prime minister states that god doesn't exist and that no religious organisations will receive charitable status, all faith schools will be converted with the students redistributed to surrounding schools and compulsory reeducation for anybody who previously attended a religious prayer service
tired of having to humour these genuinely mentally ill freaks

pls respond

gammon

currently riling up some french-canadians

going to start pissing on the same part of my neighbour's fence every night in the middle of the night, will hold it in all day while drinking fluids

dibs on

Physical: 12
Mental: 10
Social: 3
Accomplishment: 8
Bonus: 11
Total: 44

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1527894817639.webm
choooooooon

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are you me

haven't looked at porn in months and i feel so much better

wtf I just found out the reason you cant kill kids in fallout is because its against the law in the UK to be able to kill children in video games. Can you do it in other countries editions? Also makes me realise there are no kids in GTA

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94, so Slightly Strange on the cusp of being a Normalfag

31 Physical
30 Mental
47 Social
29 Accomplishments
21 Bonus
148 total

going to start drinking Fanta instead of coke

you dont have to worry lads who still have appetite and lust

Alri Nazi

liar

gf makes me special vids cos im not allowed to watch anyone else

liar

will show you some korean letters

ㅁ
ㅇ
ㅂ
ㅐ
ㄹ
ㅗ
ㅓ
ㅏ
ㅣ
ㅌ
ㅍ
ㅜ
ㅡ

It's called being normal
Whoever made that has obviously never left their basement

>Sexual attraction to under-15s

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Busan is chill

been studying maths all day and now i can successfully do the most difficult iterations of the practice problems lads

will show you some english letters
F
U
C
K

O
F
F

D
O
G

M
U
N
C
H
E
R

yes exactly
nobody who posts on /brit/ on Jow Forums on Jow Forums is normal
definitely not 148 normal

stop lying

Circle literally anything you find unattainable

might cop this

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i'm really fucking normie

they need to lie

my wifes son says i'm a normie

nice, post your most difficult question, lad, feel like jumpstarting my brain cells a bit

Maybe

acknowledging ((quads))

most of the 'Accomplishments' are not possible for most Jow Forums types

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i am still waiting for pics of your little bitch

Had a wet dream yesterday,, been too busy to jerk off

quints even derp

had a wet one

>4channers can't own a car
>4channers can't clean their room
>4channers can't graduate college
>4channers can't not live with their parents

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hey mate mind if i borrow your loo?

people who uses the green letters are automatically losers

>4channers
oh wow