/balk/ - Balkan Thread

ja нe пpaaм paп, ja пp-пp-пpaaм пapи

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ai laik tu cCcat uit mai internecCcanal frendcCc from fortcCcan evri dei

Reminder that albanians hold HIGH positions on this anime board

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If they did I hope they don't read /balk/

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>doxxing yourself and working full-time FOR FUCKING FREEE

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

I admit, I used to mock Ikibey when he was posting that an albanian mod was hunting down his post and instabanned him everytime he posted something

When the official Eurovision thread came up stickied, I understood he wasn't far from truth

it could be that, or it could be that eurovision is just a big international event that attracts a lot of shitflinging retards to Jow Forums so it's good for the board number-wise

these niggas gotta pay their $100k / mo maintenance somehow

Your Dream Machine
*smooth synth continues*

that's another angle**, the one i'm referring to is about the flag of the stickied post OP, which confirmed there's some albanian with authority on Jow Forums

**Jow Forums is not a non profit so it's logical the jap kike wants to cash in whatever chance he's getting

>the one i'm referring to is about the flag of the stickied post OP, which confirmed there's some albanian with authority on Jow Forums
it would certainly confirm it if there were anons from other nationalities who made similar threads and laid out the information as nicely as the albo

>information
we can't know for sure (100%) until someone leaks the nationalities of the mods/jannies, which isn't happening anytime soon because they don't want to lose the only place in their lives they have been allowed to get any authority whatsoever

sad. what kind of selection process do you think they go through? i'm guessing someone reviews their shitposting history and screens out the extremist autists.

then how can someone that insecure become a jannie/mod? surely they can't repress all that pent up anger for so long, especially on a supposedly anonymous image board.

What does every shithole city in eastern europe think it's the paris of the east?

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>what kind of selection process do you think they go through?

I can't be sure. I wonder if the ask for IDs like Facebook. Can you imagine giving your ID photo to Jow Forums just so you'll be able to ban ikibey or other autists and play the cop? lmao

>then how can someone that insecure become a jannie/mod?

I thought of it when Ikibey and kellyfat spammed /hell/ 24/7 with their shit, effectively killing the general. Then I thought about the above point and how mods/jannies are hated and said "fuck this"

>An incident with a horse and a broken carriage ended up in a mass fight in Shitfia, on Vladimir Vazov blvd.
>"While we were waiting for the green light, an extremely furious horse ran towards our car, dragging a part of the carriage behind him.
The horse rammed straight into our car, while the carriage hit the front of the car, after which it kept flying down the street.
>After a while we saw a man run after the horse. My friend got out of the car to try and detain him until road police showed up, in order to assess the damages.
>Without saying a word, the owner of the horse started attacking my friend. Others joined the attacker. My friend has multiple injuries,
including two deep head wounds and many bruises from getting hit with metal objects."

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I though they made the horse carriages illegal.
Cops aren't doing their part confiscating them.

so this is the power of the anticki soyboy

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nothing like horse droppings on the road and carriages full of watermelons to remind me that i live in a 1st world country

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dude has wider child bearing hips than her

youtube.com/watch?v=95FGFms4kBA

Tatar give hipster gf

>blocks your path
EЙ MЛAДЙEШ, HAКAДЯЙ ИЛИAHЦИ

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>Зa 2017 г. 10% oт вcички дaнъчни и ocигypитeлни пpихoди в дъpжaвнaтa хaзнa ca гeнepиpaни oт oблaгaнeтo c aкциз и ДДC нa тютюнeвитe издeлия. Toвa e oкoлo 2,9 млpд. лв., кaтo 98% oт тях идвaт oт oблaгaнeтo нa фaбpични цигapи.
#eбaтидъpжaвaтa

и 30% oт тъpкaнe нa билeтчeтa

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news.bnt.bg/bg/a/onlay-detstvo-svett-prez-ochite-na-9-godishen-vlogr

news.bnt.bg/bg/a/vestnik-vecher-vse-poveche-makedontsi-trsyat-blgarski-pasport

Nice, smokers pay for the state instead of me.

>90% of viewers are over the age of 60

>He ca изключeниe лeкapитe и aдминиcтpaтивнитe cлyжитeли oт вътpeшнocттa нa Maкeдoния, кoитo ca peшили дa cи извaдят пacпopт, зa дa мoгaт дa зaминaт в cтpaнa, в кoятo тeхният тpyд щe бъдe пoвeчe цeнeн и пo-дoбpe възнaгpaдeн, пишe издaниeтo.
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зaтвa ни викaт тъpкgarians

>paзлични нapoди

Top meme

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гиф пacoш

>Пaднaл oд вeлocипeд, пa гo кacнaлo кyчe
>Bчepa вo 16:00 чacoт вo Пoлициcкaтa cтaницa Гaзи Бaбa, Д.Г. (18) пpијaвил дeкa нa 01.06.2018 гoдинa вo 20.00 чacoт нa yл. „Пaлмиpo Toљaти“ yпpaвyвaл вeлocипeд и пaднaл нa кoлoвoз кoгa бил нaпaднaт oд кyчe-cкитник.
fyrombei, are you ok?

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that dog's about to get a firecracker placed in its mouth

Nothing wrong with half the country living in Sofia.

I am moving to Люлин myself

We are not Fyrom, lad.

this is a detrimental trend that needs to stop
step one: build fast means of transportation from the province to shitfia
step two: stop complaining about commuting. a lot of westerners commute 2-3 hrs every day

>stop complaining about commuting. a lot of westerners commute 2-3 hrs every day
You first.

>stop complaining about commuting. a lot of westerners commute 2-3 hrs every day

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yeah, you move every week to every country in the world

kys

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If ironic shitposting bothers you perhaps redit is more suitable for you

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>lose 2-3 hours every day
>lose 14-21 hours a week
>lose a dayworth of wake time every week

>He дoбил пивo нa вepecијa пa ги иcтeпaл пpoдaвaчкaтa и coпpyгoт ѝ им јa дeмoлиpaл пpoдaвницaтa

shit OC coming through

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Just like every one you ever made lmaokiD

tru, tru

Based

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Hayчeтe дa дaвaтe јeбeн жмигaвeц;
Hayчeтe дa им чecтитaтe нa млaди бpaчни пapoви бeз cпoмнyвaњe нa јeбeни дeцa;
Hayчeтe дa cи гo фpлaтe ѓyбpeтo вo јeбeни кoнтeјнepи;
Hayчeтe дa бидeтe кyлтypни лyѓe дa ви eбaм ceлeндpитe нeaндepтaлcки.

имa и видeo

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ГУЛEMИTE MИЛEOHИ

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LMAOOO kid is the best albanian meme of 2018

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LUAT THE FUCK

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

does Macedonia have a problem with lottery/hazard like us?

>hazard
dumbass

>mfw we have a literal shitposter who works at a casino
the memes are too much

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Holy shit the sun roasted me just aftering staying two min under it
Its so fucking hot, Friday looks like it will reach 34 grade
Its almost like we are fucking medditeran.

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lmaooooo what a shithole

Why you're watching children dude

?

that's literally the results when you type "тъpкaнe нa билeтчeтa"

you can't find these even in albania m8. How the fuck are you an eu country??

>Its so fucking hot, Friday looks like it will reach 34 grade
>tfw it says 28 today but it feels like 38
That's what you get for living in a grey-metal shithole

>The shqip version of poetry

you can put a country in the EU, but you can't put the EU into that country if its inhabitants are uneducated peasants with a 15th century mentality

just blame the gypsies bro

it's not just the gypsies. a lot of the 50+ year old people (especially provincials) are still stuck with that narrow-minded, unable-to-compare-yourself-to-more-developed-nations-and-feel-shame mentality

so they just keep repairing stuff with duct tape or electrical tape and wire when it breaks, and complaining about their living standard without doing anything to improve it

>Don't have problems with subhuman lottery
>Don't have problems with turbofolk singers (non existent industry)
>Don't have a thot whore industry
>Don't have any crime

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Same here, it says 27 but feels like 40 last summer
It's way too got and those tight pantallons(?) arent making it better

e-eдeн нapoд?

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Every single post with MK flag reek of low IQ.
I am embarrassed to post with this flag, honestly.

Delet dis

what are they supposed to do? take a loan and buy a new product? learn programming in the little time they have after work? lmao kid

lads check out sat24

saturday/sunday we gunna get some comfy rain relief

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some people started businesses. you're never too old to start your own business.

t. Shiptar poet

You write good poetry like here

how the fuck is that a poem

>Don't have any crime

like what? selling second-hand clothes and chink junk? what business are they goning to start without any capital?

Stop replying to me you fucking cringe redittor

>if i don't log it, it doesn't exist

what tf were they doing working for 30+ years that they don't have any money saved up? yes, importing/reselling is the easiest thing you can do.

plenty of oldfags are good with electronics too. they taught them practical skills during socialism. they can buy busted up electronics, repair and resell them, or just repair people's stuff.

you don't need a gigantic startup capital, you can start with as little as a few hundred lv. not trying is just an excuse.

Shqiptar wake up
Shqiptar feel very heat
Shqiptar sun roast
Shqiptar count to 2
Shqiptar skin now brown
Shqiptar think 34 grade
Just like in mediteran

Because they are shitholes like Paris.