/asean/

Pay dubs, mat. Me need more shekels to import maids and chinamen.

>2018
>Polygamy
Slut.

>Tips fedora

NEVER, we island war now!

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Wtf does Tun M need a small island for anyway? Is he going to put giant speakers on it playing dubstep just to annoy Singapore?

>the year of 2018
>believing in some sky daddy

thread theme
youtu.be/vOV-7EOw3N8

Anyone taking the CFA exam?

I think a friend failed it twice now.
I dont know if he will try again this year.

You mean middle rock?
Najib fortified that rock as a resupply base for patrols since pirates go after ships moving slowly among the heavy traffic while exiting Johor/Singapore port before entering South China sea.
Don't ask me what Madey plans to do with it now.

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Malaysia's plan to annex singapore by extending claims via islands
We are learning from papa china

straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/malaysian-navy-ship-berths-at-middle-rocks

Why so many pirates?

>annex Singapore
But they didn't want Singapore to be part of them in the first place.

Malaysia gonna create a land route to Singapore

Because Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia are so close, the pirates can just run to the other side whenever they see sea police from one country try to catch them.

We have 2

Because LKY is way too good of a chink-jew, we cannot fight him
His son tho...

I meant a land bridge, making Sg lose its island status.

Because crime does pay especially with the recent rise of pirate syndicates.
Also larger navy ships doesn't enter that area to avoid accidentally trespassing on each other or colliding with traffic so sneaking in before the ships pick up speed is the best bet to get them.
time.com/piracy-southeast-asia-malacca-strait/
Fucking Indonesian pirate spy engineers man.
>“When you siphon liquids, a ship’s engineer has to know what they’re doing,” Michael Frodl, a maritime security expert whose company, C-LEVEL Maritime Risks, advises insurers, shipowners, governments and piracy-reporting organizations in the region. Because of the complexity of oil siphoning, the individuals involved in these attacks must have oil-industry experience and contacts through which to sell the pilfered oil. “They aren’t posting this on eBay or Craigslist,” Frodl adds.
I bet Indonesian special forces is behind this.

>too shy to eat alone
>run home and mom, being understanding, invites us to eat out together
>an hour before, she cancels because she doesn't think we'd make it home in time to pray
;-;

we're going after isya' but theres no point since my assignment was to observe customers

why not eat with your friend?

>buka
>makan kuih sikit
>solat
>keluar makan
standard practice

Just wear a helmet or sunglasses and bring a newspaper, not like you will run into them again.
Or wear a surgical face mask and pretend to cough.

>too shy to eat alone

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>too shy to eat alone
Pretend you're making a review for the foods like food ranger or mark wiens.

haha... friends... yeah

I don't know any themed, non-franchised restaurants near my area
Besides I need to observe and analyse the menu too, local malay restaurants and mamak won't do it for my assignment

I don't understand what you're getting at

>a swarthy, squat BBW with acne. looked kinda like griselda blanco desu
Holy fuck.
Why the fuck you did that? Are you really that desperate?
I wont fuck her even if she pay me 500 mils.

We're all your friends, ariff.

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i will be your friend :)

Dah la gemuk badan besar, boleh pulak malu.

>too shy to eat alone
There is nothing wrong with eating alone in public, it's only cringe if you eat alone at school or kenduri etc

>mamas boi

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sesama orang gemuk, tak boleh saling ejek

Its just I don't feel comfortable taking space while people are breaking their fast, and also the stigma of eating alone.

Thanks guys :)

Isn't that the usual case?

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famous people are weird
they were willing to do anything to get famous but when they are famous they hate the attention they are getting

>too shy too eat alone
>run home and mom, being understanding, invites us to eat out together
t. Intan Payong

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>everyone in this thread is a manlet

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>Said hong kong

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>I don't feel comfortable taking space
lmao who fucking cares what stranger might or might not think, you paid for the food like everyone

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>you can't be manlet if you're a girl(male)

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At least not a chink with the second tiniest dick when the compared to whole asian races. Korea is the first

nggak hujan

We have a good relationship, is all
Besides we rarely eat out as a family since we're all busy and tonight I'm paying

The stories on /ck/ about eating terrify me

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Damn, that sucks. Barely scraped by on the level 1 in december, taking lvl 2 in a couple weeks :s

Im not
Show succulent trap boipussi

Ala bucuk bucuk cayang intan payung.

>We have a good relationship
Do you ever want to fuck her, though?

Did you fuck your mom?

Guys, being a normie, not nice la if you eat alone

kek

I identify as him tebeha

gtfo, shes not hot

>and also the stigma of eating alone
who fucking cares

I eat alone all the time

I don't care what people might think

millions of people eat alone at their house everyday why should it be weird to do outside

malaymail.com/s/1638180/minister-expect-many-employers-to-be-charged-for-hiring-illegal-workers
based

hello?

How can you claim that you have a good relationship with her but you don't fuck her yet?

is this thing on?

If you're between 19 to 29, eating alone is weird.

test reply

do not reply

>shes not hot
SAD.

new phone who dis

how to find gf in australia?

What?

I don't give a fuck, I'm 25 I eat alone at least twice a week

you should care less about what people will think or if they give you a strange look user

life is too short to care what others will think

wrong

Eating alone in public restaurant.
>where's the friend?
>where's his gf?
Thw second is most likely to be in people's head

I'm trying to be normal I can't eat alone

Holy shit, why are you so insecure? Nobody cares about you in public unless you're some kind of celebrity.

lmao you're beta as fuck, nobody cares as long as you're not doing anything strange

Duterte and Trump sitting on a tree
...

just bee yourself

K-I-S-S-I-N-G?

>If you're between 19 to 29, eating alone is weird.
look like this guy consume too much soi

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kek get your normie logic out of here

>/ASEAN/ - bullying Intan Payung online edition

>eat alone at a restaurant
>some roastie takes a pic of me
>"YO THIS NIGGA EATIN ALONE HAHAHA NIGGA FORGOT TO BRING HIS MOM XD"
>become a twitter meme and get dabbed on for the rest of my life

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based chad dropping truth bomb

this but ironically

Bully?

youtu.be/MpHF35L2dUU
>USA

>Bully?
rip

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Buli balik was a mistake

I thought Ariff is a chad

>gumuk
>main masak2
>malu makan sorang
>chad
Pick one

mentally unstable
sekejap aku okay, sekejap tak

I identify with him eventhough I was never bullied

user wai du u het mi?

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bule