/cp/ - culture pals

The gf edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

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www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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qtcrawler script:
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>le im a le cheeky le programmer unlike the other girls
>has never stepped anywhere near data structures and algorithms class

Nerd

virgin freak

yeah but she has a portrait of based RMS

how to clear up acne on face?

accutane

>calling need and virgin to a programmer
Oh no, what is he gonna do!

Spaniard

doesnt that stuff really fuck you up?

t. gate-keeping fagoot

yes

Would be extra fun if I had a Catalan flag

change sheets and pillowcases often.
don't use your bath towel to wipe your face - use a different clean towel.
some say cut back on sugar, too.

I feel like I'm getting a bit too much into my qt and I'm afraid to fuck up everything that way. What should I do?

Have more than one. That way you won't develop feelings for them

at least im not from a rotten third world shit country where we drop all our shit am i right haha

Yeah. France btfo

Realise that until you meet she is only a bunch of pixels on your screen and that she's probably mentally ill, since she's from interpals

look at this virgin
who cares you nerd?
If you cant check out a womans ass and tits, you dont acknowledge her existence.
You wanna fuck her, not talk to her.
Do you also play chess with your toaster?

Italy bro dropping truthbombs

b-but she's cute

She might be cute, but what would change if I was the girl behind her? Absolutely nothing.
I'm not saying she doesn't exist. But her existence doesn't bring you a benefit irl, until you meet.
When you meet and shag, you won't have to worry about being too much into her

How fucked am I? kek

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we use snapchat all the time she's not fake. But I agree with you

Tell her the truth. She probably wants you to say no, that way she can keep traveling and getting railed by chad

Where is she from?
You could go and shag!

Afternoon boys

This but unironically

Yeah I had this in mind but Idk whether it'll work out. She clearly wants to meet though so that's good

dont walk in the flowers because you are beautifull more than flowers then they can jelouse you

I think I know why she asked this. She's undecided about a job offer for an NGO in Africa.
I just said that if she's going to find a job in Malawi then it'll be impossible to work out and we better split because there's no way I'm going to Malawi to see her and that means we wouldn't meet for a long time.
I said that I do like her but in the end, it's up to her. I can't deny her going if that's what she really wants

So what exactly do you do?
Just make a profile and wait until someone writes you or you do just look for people who might be cool and make contact?

Just tell her that you can't go to Malawi.
Just pay her plane ticket to Portugal or then meet her in another another country. Schedule vacations with her.
There's always a way to work things out.

YOU can do it pika

Message them first. Or if you're cute, wait for messages.
You already have a bonus. Your flag.

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both. Depends on a mood

Look at profiles, wait for someone to eventually message me. I'm not going to bother messaging when I know girls get hundreds of messages.

Hello brown niggers. What's all the fuss about?

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BLACKED

I need to think about it. Gonna talk to her

Women who go (((VOLONTEERING))) in Africa are dumb sluts, I don't know why any self-respecting man will pay attention to a thot like that. But again tugas aren't people.

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>Volunteering
Actually she would get paid a reasonable wage. And she's not tuga
Also, fuck off Nikita

Whar's up my boi Sminem. Aren't you sad all your Nastyas are online looking for the tanned cock?

You're the tuga
on the plus side if she does leave you it means you can upgrade to a more than 3/10

This guy goes on threads to spam the same picture and insulting Iberians. Imagine being this autist

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Stop the bullying jfc

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looks like erikgb tbq

in a few years probably, i still have a tad more hair

>africa
its over

jokes aside, he really is a huge autist. he has been suffering with some mental issues for a long time.

Aren't you like 21?

soon to be 23

Sad!

So, /cp/
What are the worst flags you've talked to?
Why is that?
Favourite flags?

Does anyone have any idea in the slightest what she is saying?

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She's talking about the film, user.

Thailand and Korea are heinous
Had some good conversations with Ukrainians

Favorite: france, mother russia
Worst: thai

That's my feel too. But in the end it's up to her.

ikr

I just found a perfect girl for r9k anons
AmeRay

Worst: Japan. unironically. And Indonesia
Best: Don't really have a favourite

Respond to me

>send message
>X was last online 3 seconds ago

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blocked :^)

no

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Worst: Philippines
Best: China

Worst- Australia (1 girl was a druggie. The other kept meowing all the time. Then eventually came to this thread and insulted me)

Best- France (1st french friend I made was very helpful when I took a personal trip to France. Then, obviously I have a french gf now too)

>all those Asian and Ukrainian qts to speak with

Brehs...

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reminder: inter pals mods read youre pms for fun

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WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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hope they have fun seeing my dick

FUCK

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Hihihihi

Funi messakes!

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Looking for br qt lads

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This can't be Randy

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I have one but I won't tell you her username cause she's mine

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I'm trying to have one

Why are Thai regarded as the worst again?

t. Thai/Chinese gf from interpals

I thought you were done with them?

well too late they're all mine

cause usually they are. Poor english skills, boring personality, fucked in the head or not good looking.

Indos are much worse imo

Messaging girls 7 years older than me, hoping to get tit picks soon.

Because they're slutty, ugly, bad English, boring, brown and throw themselves at western men

Indonesians are all above plus they're muslim

>plus they're muslims
my man

No. That's Pikachu

Lies :^)

Also, what's the best way to talk to Japs?

>boring
Aren't most girls boring?

There's no good way to talk to them. I used to get messages from Japs all the time when I was active on the site plus when I lived in Hawaii then they were always messaging me.

Thai chinese? She must have a funny last name, am I right?

>Aren't most girls boring?
Some are, some aren't

In my experience you gotta be patient

More like people in general can be boring.

There is no good way to talk to Japs. There's a handful that are nice to talk to and don't require any special method, most are crazy or just have completely backwards ways of communicating compared to any other country.

Sounds thai to me

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Yo, swissy, why are all the girls from your country black on the site?

pathetic loser kys

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What happened?

gonna have a call with a qtie. Wish me luck anons

The chink girl showed screenshoted all of my messages here and sent them to her. I'm shitposting 90% of the time but she's still pissed to the point where she might break up with me. She doesn't want me to post here anymore, so it's pretty stupid that I'm posting here again. I'll go again. Bb

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