/brit/

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behind seven proxies just so I can say fuck ramadan on twitter

>depends how fast /brit/ is going

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Chased the good life my whole life long
Look back on my life and my life gone
Where did I go wrong?

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can someone unload some brit slag folder on me? i will be a good boi

me too but i gave them my phone number so i can post faster though haha

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>hand to hand race war
what level of yank larping have we reached lads

you'll see plenty of them at your family reunion

sorely tempted to get a takeaway
can't really afford it but hungry and lazy
mebbe a burger or summat

depends, I can read fiction or history like biographies for hours but I get burned out with nonfiction like philosophy or drier academic texts after about an hour and two hours is really difficult for me

big burger

anyone remember the race riots in the early 00's?

should be a NEET your whole life desu

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no but they were probably little sissy riots like all brit stuff is

HOPE

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Parents want me to move out but at the same time charge me weekly rent.
Yeah I would move out if someone would stop stealing all my money.

daily reminder that the jews killed christ

they're not that distant in looks you little virgin
stop thinking every woman is a goddess

i remember rooftop koreans and the 2001 bradford riots

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explain this

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Oi.

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until i lose interest

got called an indigent in greggs

Jesus was the king of jews

explain this meme

/brit/ needs more drill

>haha benis btfo

dunno I have a big cock so it wouldn't matter to me

just got called a kuffar in the halal section of tescos

Depends on how big the font is

find it mad that people get charged rent by their parents

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5 inches is big in yank terms

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why don't europeans fill in the doggerbank and create an island

youtube.com/watch?v=LNeEDCr_3KY

Yeah they were pretty short lived and you won't hear much about them because contrary to popular belief islam isn't a peaceful religion and it showed just how violent the ''''''''''''''''asian''''''''''''''''' communities were, who were responsible for the vast majority of the rioting.

apparently ar Pep's a bit of a racist. wonder what M*ni makes of this considering he is a brown lad

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the hustle never ends

why

I'm fully aware I'm not loved by my parents, I don't like them back and treat them like landlords.

uve got a chance now Tim lmao

You can't be serious

wh*Te """people"""

where as asians pay 100% for their children's education and living expenses while working as dishwashers

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all your sports are just hyped versions of british women's games:
basketball=netball
baseball=rounders
ice hockey=hockey

or girly versions of british men's sports:
handegg=rugby with body armour
pool=brainlet snooker with a small table and massive pockets

we're not all from middle class two parent families, tarquin

>AYO, dem muskets iz cheetin
>fight FAIR wyt boi

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rate the dinner

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>explain this meme

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they're your family

but theres already an island on the opposite side of Doggerland the continent is on

you appear to have a bit of mammalian flesh in the middle there, surprised you didn't notice it

Yes but if you use utilities and you're parents aren't rich don't you think you should help out considering you're costing them extra?

very nice

Looks nice what are those things on the bottom? Curly fries?

Which book are you currently reading and how do you like it? You guys do read, right?

can just feel the vibrations of you shaking in anger while pounding out this post

having some 'za

whats the yellow sauce with green bits
also can't say curly fries IN the burger seem appealing

Communist manifesto

One of the best pieces of literature i have read in a while

vegetable gravy is actually quite nice

usually a chapter or two
really don't like pausing reading between chapters

>lets put more carbs between carbs

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looks alright if i am absolutely forbidden to be anything other than completely and utterly 100% frank and honest with each and every one of you fine /brit/ gentlemen today

why do americans wear armour to play rugby?

big fan of anime porn

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harry potter vore mpreg fanfiction

have been emailing, calling and leaving messages all morning without any replies. I'll absolutely lose it if I don't get any acknowledgement in the form of (You)s on /brit/ rn tbqh

mad to think britain is basically just a big mountain that was too big to sink with the rest of doggerland

>actually
this is offensive

can you take out a mortgage on a kidney?

Got called a tarquin at Dunkin Donuts

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that is clearly manga porn, do not sully the good name of anime

>carbs are bad

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doggerland is a jewish lie to try and make us seem more connected to mainlanders in the run up to the EU referendum

*puts my foot down on britain really hard*
whoops haha

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no, unless you agree to resell it when you cant pay.

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who are you quoting?

heard you can buy kidneys in uganda for £100

just take a loan out on a kidney?
not sure why you would want to do that

doggerland is the park me and your sister meet at

hate that i love thots

you lot think you are above me?

yeah but i don't think i would call it rent. it makes sense to help out with paying things but it seems a bit formal and odd to pay £X per month. if my child was broke i wouldn't expect them to pay either. would you be kicked out if you didn't pay?

It’s a tactic used by parents trying to get rid of their kids never works because real rent is so expensive elsewhere. Why would you pay triple what you pay at home for a smaller room you share with randomers where you can live with your mum who does everything for you? The independence meme is something younger generations don’t care about. Perfectly happy to be babied.

going to do a massive poo
i've been baking this bad boy all day

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