Canadian Forces enter your country

I will not care as if they kill me I win

Cool it with the antileafitic remarks

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>Canadian forces
Who?

fuck you, we wont stop deploying thaad

Yes more tims pls

>ask them to go away
>they do

>Belarus

Who?

We would have to ask them to leaf.

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1v1 me , perkele
My name is Canadian JTAC elite special forces marksman Samuel M. Hyde i will take you out from miles in your shit stained sauna spotted woods. Mark my words you bloody mongoloids.

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fuck off were full

It' s a wonder we haven't invaded Sweden yet
youtube.com/watch?v=ceEtQ1xDuzA&t=286s

wtf bros

Point them to their hotel, serve them a drink
They are obviously here on vacation might as well do what ever we can to make them comfy

When you have a roach problem you call an exterminator.

I''ll take it sealed in the bottle, thanks.

Direct them to the nearest border crossing, poor buds must have lost their way

>How would you fare?
Our entire military would die of dehydration after pissing themselves laughing.

Bring out the pancakes.

that’s a lot of piss dude

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>finnish canadian war
I kind of want to see it now.

>machine guns pointed directly at a building (likely a school)
freedom

white russia

Nah it’s no big deal.

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Memes aside, who would win in a war, Canada or Mexico?

Depends on the war.
They can get a lot more recruits than we can but we can muster far more in a general mobilization.

the obese mutt military would get obliterated in weeks by fit and well-trained CANADIAN BVLLS

No man is a match for those Northern North American Kara Bôgas.

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>a bunch of first gen F-18 literally falling apart
>so shitty that even second hand Australian hornets seem like a good idea
>less than half a dozen ship in service
I think we'll do alright

We have a much greater economy than them despite having a third of their population. We already have better quality equipment and training, and we are able to produce most of our equipment back at home, so with a good war effort we could boost it up and build even more. Mexico would have more infantry of course but less alliances at the same time.

Unironically I think our weakest point would be the Navy. Canada has a few frigates and that's it.

Yes this wasn't directed to countries like France, Britain or Russia, but to smaller countries who think Canadian Armed Forces are shit when we're unironically in the 15 best in the world

Ha!

We don't share a border and I doubt the US would let an army march across their county, so someone has to invade someone through sea, and our Navy is kind of shit. But then again we would be hard to invade, the east and west coast are 5000 km apart, and once winter hit the Mexicans would freeze.

I work at a large NATO base. I enjoy working with the Canadians. My buddies that have deployed also claim Australians as being awesome (they get to wear fucking shorts!?)

to save you from german tourists

They don't have aircrafts carriers to take down our planes in the first place?

>vimy ridge more like whiny ridge

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