/brit/

state enforced homosexuality

yes lad

Cuddling my pillow and pretending that I have a loving gf

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you must have a union jack to post in this thread

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one of those nail salons

>Go into literally any thread about any topic
>Some American is trying to derail it into talking about America
Why do they do this?

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the north is so peng

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I thought Aussies were proud of breaking away from the crown

That yellow was from when I pished all o'er her head

literally just a brothel front

what was it you said?
do you get read receipts?
is this longer than other replys?

right stuff lad

crypto yank

Laughed @ this one. I just hope it's not Irelad who is over the top in his aggression. That guy's a fucking wanker.

This one is going into my Brit folder

ahahahahah absolute state of brownlet southrons

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firm handshake, eye contact, and a willingness to start at the bottom!

would love to see northeners starving to death on the streets after Are Thatcher pacified them

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honestly despise anyone from the new world (except caribbeans )

Hurr durr look at me lads I'm a yank
Howdy y'all let me dab an entire bottle of corn syrup *gets shot* *shits at the supermarket*

didn't break away from the crown

i'll start at your bottom you naughty yank x

Why am I a crypto yank? I find it really annoying to be quite honest

/brit/ is a proud Zionist general

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looks like a Manchester bus

epic, simply epic

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how do we maintain the commonwealth whilst becoming a republic?

because you appeared in the thread and tried to make everyone think about yanks
i'm shutting your butt down

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fuck OFF so*thoid

remember the winner of BGT series 2, george sampson? me neither but this is him now

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You hit the metal knobbery right on it's flat little bibbledy doo

Reading random sorority girl Twitter feeds lads, utter fucking STATE of my life

Love da norf me
Ow many Muslims in me country? don't rightly care
ow many paki rape gangs? me local shop run by indians and dere a fine bunch of lads

U could put up a rubber duck for Labour and I'd still vote for it mind. Because of all t'milk snatching and muh mines and me mums a nurse!

SLAGS SLAGS SLAGS

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>watching tv

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You've been brainwashed into doing it yourself you fool

based

just bought this

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shit lid genetics
he should consider suicide

SLAG;
SLUT;
FELLATRIX

based

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penis

yeah
im from manchester me
yeah
im a manchester bee

doug can go fuck himself

There are way too many British expats in California

Common denominator in all these regional disputes is the home counties. Remove them and we'd all get on much better as a country

United Pengdom

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was there a not fussed option or were you either proud or not proud?

SWEET CAROLINE

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me dad work da mines

haha northerners (or should i say POORtherners) are fucking done here

>Finish a online is test
>you must pay to see results
Wtf?

DUH DUH DUH

took ages to reply think she was just washing herself
she just gave the most boring response ever sm.h

tfw no indian bf

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NEED a deadly virus to kill everyone in Bath

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why does the mere existence of the superior northern man send the hobbit-like southerner into an apoplectic rage?

HORNED THE FUCK UP

NEED A PINK WHITE FLESHY HOLE TO FUCK

MAN OR WOMAN, SO LONG AS IT'S HAIRLESS AND CLEAN AND RECEPTIVE

NO DISEASES EITHER

PLS RSPOND

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Secretly love lefty girls because they're absolute filth.

Hardly have any time for brit or games these days since joining the toilforce

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what do they know of england who only england know

bath is a poor mans bristol

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you better be an (indian) grill

You guys get that commercial as well?
Or is that for the soccer games?

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how emasculated would you feel as a soldier in a stupid hat as the based police stand by with big guns

This is literally the south you mong

bath is a poor man's shower

so she wasn't into you
now she thinks you're a freak

Made for BBC

where do you find this lad

Success breeds jealousy.

the saviour we need

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oi fok off lad mo Saleh is alri in my books! Let them all in!

what language do you think they communicate in

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-44355637
when will we solve the scottish question leds?

>the north
>success

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44306737

unpopular observation: rap actually allows for a more complex narratives than rock and roll

pootin

>southoid fairies have an asthma attack when English pride is mentioned

Honestly she'd make a good reporter, so long as she's got a bit of tit on show I'd watch whatever the BBC put her on

it's popular with boxing and football lads

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still going out with her soon so dont care

Javascript XD