/brit/

crazy for loving you
crazy for loving you
crazy for loving you
crazy for loving you
crazy for loving you
crazy for loving you

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fuck off

'ri

he's got a weak jaw because he's not a german

Sad man,

>using foundation that isn't even close to her natural skin tone
>excessive eyeliner
>shitty fringe
>lip liner
>fake tits
yuck

Thinking of founding a radical centrist party lads. What sort of policies should I make???

>Available - 0
you bet i am

I bet you're able to actually hold a conversation with them. My mother is glued to the TV watching those shitty american reality shows for 10 hours a day. You've not seen an utter failure of a person.

need a rachel gf

wtf

Mummy please get that shite off your face

death camps for anyone under 6"7

>never really understood this image since a strong jawline is literally a sterotypical german trait

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liberal and democratic ones

is having a unibrow a sign of high test?

Watch this if you get a minute it’s jokes

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it's an ugly test sign

Legalise all firearms, weekly runt hunt and bi weekly grey squirrel purge

>>never really understood this image since a strong jawline is literally a sterotypical german trait

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I have traced my pure lineage back to King Alfred

*applies to the university of brighton for a degree in computer science*

HEY HEY
HO HO
THERESA MAY HAS GOT TO GO

loved the new album

Gayboy

Love islandddddddd

bender

lidl couldn't handle my swag

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I keep seeing whites with pakis friend

Keep wondering what they see in them that they don't see in me

*blackfaces and applies to Yale*

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ban all faith schools, and all religious buildings to be converted into wacky warehouses
legalise weed but death penalty for anyone giving it to under 18s
free bennies for anyone that passes the 11+, labour camps for those who fail

love are rachel

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Would never acknowledge a pakis existence let alone befriend one

Paul pogba is the biggest hack in footballing history apart from maybe Beckham

How do the drugs that people take end up in the water?

need a 90s shoegaze gf

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calm down lil man haha

my mate put the word "fucking" in his first sentence of his personal statement and got into oxford

guarantee his dad dropped buckets of oil money on yale

gonna go for a hike and then go to the gym lads
see you later x

just got called gay when i just finished cashing some money from the atm

try being friendlier and don't always scheme or look for revenge you nutcase

literally through their piss

genuinely don't understand why yanks post in /brit/
they aren't funny, clever, or ever make any good posts yet they don't get that we don't like them
humourless bellends

flushing it when babylon come to the yard

gonna go to the gym and then go for a hike lads
see you later x

Trace amounts end up in urine.

honestly desperate for a gf at this stage

Standing out works but it can be risky.

foy

miss the low key mental illness of neethood

okay, this is epic

why are you posting here then ?

Time to become the gf mate

Based lazy people are the reason machines exist

Smashed gym tonight, feeling good and back in there tomorrow

Business idea: purchase loads of urine from addicts to extract the drugs from their piss

the majority of yank posters here are terrible for some reason

I was born in July 1995. Does this make Millenial or Gen Z? I feel like I'm in that weird crossing zone.

Polish woman sitting opposite me at work now

No, I don't think that's what it is

got a mate that smashes loads of gear, sells it all the time, eats bacon, sausages, never prays, wears the loudest clothing imaginable and he's just moaned about fasting for ramadan

why even bother

Lads, how do you know if a /brit/ poster doesn't have a girlfriend? There's an australian flag above his post.

makes u a fucking baby

i heard something popular in south africa is getting high and transfusing your blood to another person to share the high at a lower cost

But I don't drink people's piss because I don't stay in London.
This doesn't add up.. please elaborate.

social pressure / risk of being stoned by father

did you speak to her moni? you should talk to her and get along, us girls gotta stick together at work xx

z

i'm not australian

check m8

homeopathy

Lads, how do you know if a /brit/ poster doesn't have a girlfriend? He posts on /brit/

GOOD post

boomer

based assimilation

Millenial ends at 96, Z if you're 97

Mommy Milkers!

chinese gf but not a rorke so no worries really

not mentally ill unfortunately

A little, it was a three way conversation

got a mate that smashes loads of gear, sells it all the time, eats bacon, sausages, never prays, wears the loudest clothing imaginable and he's just moaned about going to syria for jihad

why even bother

i am the gf

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having to play the race card to get a gf does not count as getting a gf

gf regularly calls me ugly and throws boiling hot water on me

The piss you flush down the toilet ends up in the fucking water supply. Don't tell me you're this daft lad.

when you piss into the toilet and flush, it gets sent to a treatment plant. the treatment plant can't filter out all the traces of drugs so it ends up in drinking water.

racist freak

Good, make sure to stay social moni xx

ROARING
not one but two knowing looks to the camera, spackers absolutely on the ropes

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i actually played the star of my deck, the "being relatively attractive, sociable and kind" card